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Toad and Toadette: The sleep over

It was a beautiful morning in Toadville. The clouds were pouring down rain and hail, the tornados were crushing local homes, and Toad and Toadette were sleeping over at Peach's castle in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Toad: Hey, thanks for letting us stay, Pooch!

Peach: It's Peach.

Toadette: I thought it was Peacock.

Peach: Shut your mouth.

Toadette: Yes, sir!

Peach: How rude!

Toad: Well, I'm going to go take a shower.

Toadette: Ok, Taod.

Toad: You spell my name right, Toadteet!

Toadette: Whatever.

So Toad went into the shower. While he was in the shower, Toadette and Peach were playin' a lil' bit 'o' a game called "Truth or DARE."

Peach: ...Ok, so for your dare...I...dare you to...

Toadette: What?

Peach: Take a picture of Toad in the shower.

Toadette: What? That's easy!

Peach: If you say so.

Toadette: Where's the camera?

Peach: I hid it in the forest of doom.

Toadette: (Smacks face) Ok. Ok. Ok. I'll just go get the camera, come back and take a picture of Toad in the shower before he gets out.

Peach: Yes. That's all you have to do. (Hands Toadette a sword.) Here you might need this to fend off any forest beasts that might try to kill you.

Toadette: Uh, thanks?

So Toadette raced to the forest and battled her way past many wild beasts on her way to the camera. She finally found it, and raced back to the castle.

Toadette: (Muddy, bloody, and really tired.) (Breathing heavily) I finally found it! Is he still in the shower?

Peach: Yes, but what's that?

Peach pointed to an open door thingy on the side of the camera.

Toadette: What's that?

Peach: It's the thing that holds the film.

Toadette: You mean...

Peach: The film probably dropped out in the forest.

Toadette: (Smacks face.)

So Toadette raced back to the forest and battled the beasts all over again, until she thought she found the film. She went back to the castle even more muddy, bloody, and tired.

Toadette: I finally found the film!

Peach: That isn't film.

Toadette: What?

Peach: That's a pine cone.

Toadette: Huh?

Peach: (Holds up film) This is the film. You dropped it in the floor.

Toadette: Ga ga goo goo gee? (Faints)

Peach: I guess she can't take the dare. Oh, well.

Toadette: (Wakes up in a hurry.) Yes I can!

Peach: Then do it! Do it! Get me a picture of Toad in the shower!

Toadette: Fine!

Toadette picked the lock to the bathroom where Toad was, and quietly stepped inside. She got the camera ready, than quickly pulled back the shower curtain and snapped a picture of Toad scrubbing his back with soap. She raced out the bathroom, and closed the door behind her, with Toad yelling and screaming all the way.

Toadette: I did it! I did it! I got the picture of Toad!

Peach: Let me see it!

Toadette showed her the picture. (It was one of those cameras that quickly gave you the picture.)

Peach: (Squeals) Ooooh! He's hot!

Toadette: What? Back off! He's mine!

The two girls engaged in a cat-fight, while Toad came out of the shower and ripped the picture to pieces.

The end.
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Moral: Always lock the bathroom door with 21st century security systems, when taking a shower.
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Yeah, I know. Not as good as the other ones, but I really couldn't think of much

else to write.

Type more later!

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