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E. Gadd's Super Space Center, in the Pokey Desert.
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This is it! The greatest day of all time! I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance, by switching to--
Toad: Ahem!
Oh, sorry.
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It was the day of the big space mission to the planet Kooplis Kipernicus, named after the great Koopa doctor, who saved thousands of lives in the Great Toad War!
The astronauts were Toad and Toadette, codenamed T and TE.
Toad: This is going to be the bestest day ever!
Toadette: How the mushroom did you win the contest for "Bestest grammar in the whole school?"
Toad: It just comes to me!
Toadette: Whatever. We better get inside the Mushroom-powered, D-class rocket, before it launches! C'mon!
T and TE raced inside the ultimate rocket, filled with 2 bedrooms, 2 showers, a mini soccer field, and a mini ice skating rink! (Not to mention, enough Pizza and video games, to last a lifetime!) It also had one small bathroom.
Toad: Awesome!
Toadette: Amazing!
Toad: Too bad it's only ours for 6 months!
Toadette: How come the author isn't spelling us by our codenames?
Toad: He just forgot, I guess.
Author: No, I'm just used to typing Toad and Toadette.
Toadette: Oh.
Toad: Hey! You're not supposed to be here, author! Get back to where you belong!
Author: I can be here if I want!
Toad: No, you can't!
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Toad: AAAAAAAHHHH! What the mushyroom where you doing?
Toadette: Why did you let your 3-year-old sister take over the fic! Just look at the mess she made!
My 3 year old sis: Sorr-whee! I jus wanted to play on the c'puter!
Toad: Awww, isn't she cute!
Toadette: Yeah, I suppose, but the rocket's about to launch. I think we'd better get back in our seats.
T and TE raced to the front of the rocket, buckled themselves in, and waited for the launch.
After the rocket launched and broke free of the atmosphere, T and TE went to the playing department, and had a blast playing video games, ice skating, eating Pizza, and other things. (The reason they could do this without floating, was because of the automatic gravity system, that let them walk on the ground and stuff like that.)
After a while, it was 1 Am, and T and TE finally fell asleep.
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Meanwhile.
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A huge ship was moving through space at a blazing speed of 3 Miles Per Year! This ship just happened to belong to Bowser! The coolest--I mean, meanest thing ever!
Bowser: (Growl) What's wrong with the Super-Hyper-Crazy-Awesome-Amazing-Sensational-Really Really Fast-Autopilot? I just bought it for an amazingly low price!
Koopa Kid: Well, it was from a junkyard, and it was really cheap, so maybe-
Bowser: Don't give me excuses, lowly assistant!
Bowser picked up the Koopa Kid an threw him into the "Autopilot fixing room."
Bowser: I want it fixed in 10 minutes, OR ELSE! Got that?
Koopa Kid: Yes, yes, yes, my master!
Bowser: Now, GET TO WORK!
Bowser shut the door and walked into the "Maps and Restrooms" section. He picked up a map and scanned it.
Bowser: Hmmm, where can I find a good Autopilot that doesn't have an annoyingly long name? Aha! Here it is! "Planet Kooplis Kipernicus, located in the Mushroom solar system! Only a 45 minute drive... IF the Super-Hyper-Crazy-Awesome-Amazing-Sensational-Really Really Fast-Autopilot has just been recently installed, AND is working." What is this, an advertisement?
Bowser went up to the room that said "This is where you drive the ship. Must be at least 34 Bowserian months old."
Bowser: Let me see I'm 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...34 months excactly! Just old enough to drive this horrific thing! (A Bowserian month is just like an Earth year, so Bowser is 34 years old)
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Meanwhile...
T and TE's rocket was flying peacefully to Kooplis Kipernicus, when suddenly an alert light started flashing wildly, and alarm speakers started screaming "Alert, Alert."
Toad: What? It's 3 in the morning! Can you keep it down, TE?
Toadette: I'm NOT listening to Toadsworth's horrific CDs!
Toad: But it sounds like CD volume MMMCDLXVI! (In case you don't know, MMMCDLXVI is 3,466.)
Toadette: I threw it away after the "Chain-chomp" incident.
Toad: Oh, yeah.
Toadette: We'd better see what the alert is all about!
Toad: I hope it's just the pizza man, making a late night delivery.
TE and T -
Toad: Why'd you type my name after TE's?
T and TE raced to the "Alerts and Delivery Pizza Phone Numbers Center" and checked the alert.
The alert was screaming and flashing, because a Bowser-Class, Bowser ship was flying right in front of T and TE's ship!
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Bowser's ship:
Koopa Kid: Bowser! A small, D-class mushroom rocket is right in front of us!
Bowser: I know! I'm not blind, I just had laser surgery to repair my bad eyesight!
Koopa Kid: That bill was way more than I expected. We nearly spent all our stolen gold coins!
Bowser: Shut up, and help me destroy the lil' ship!
Koopa Kid: Yes, sir.
Koopa Kid raced to the "Weapon shooter" and loaded the weapons.
Bowser: Now, blast that ship into space!
Koopa Kid: I can't yet, sir. We have to wait for it to upload. Besides, that ship IS in space already!
Bowser: Oh, yeah. GRRRR! I HATE Dial-up!
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T and TE's ship:
Toad: AAAAAHHh! Wait! Why was that last 'h' not capatilized? And why did I spell capitalized wrong? Oh, well back to screaming. AAAAAHHHHH! A BOWSER SHIP! WE'RE DOOMED!
Toadette: Nonsense! We won't die! As long as we have 3 shots of SUPER AMMO!
Toad: (Gasp) Where did you get that stuff?
Toadette: I don't know. I think the author just pulled it out of thin air.
Toad: Oh.
Toadette: Now, we'd better arm the Super Ammo (SA) cannons, and set the shields to 100.
Toad: I'm on it!
So T and TE got their ship ready for battle, while the weapons on Bowser's ship finally uploaded.
The battle was about to begin.
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Sorry, but I'm going to have to leave you waiting for more! HAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks for all of the great reviews! I won't stop for a long time! I'll keep going until at least 30 episodes have been written!
