**Doctor's note: Reviewing stories is good for your health. While angry authors who haven't had
their works reviewed in a while are not. . . Just some friendly advice, it would be safer for you to
follow it than ingore it. ^_^ **
Chapter 13:
Period, Dammit!
"V-Vegeta...what the HELL do you think you are doing?!" Bulma questioned moodily, she was in no
condition to battle him tonight...not after all that had just occured.
"I am taking a swim." Vegeta answered bluntly, ducking below the surface as Bulma scrambled behind a
rock modestly.
"I can see that." she retorted when he returned to the surface. "Question is, why now? WHY NUDE?!"
"No need to squak woman, I can hear you just fine. And in response to your inquiry, I find it constricting
to swim in clothes." he answered, smirking at her obvious discomfort.
"Ve-ge-ta..." Bulma ground out through clamped teeth. "It is innappropriate for a man and a woman
to-to...skinny dip together!"
"Why? I don't find anything wrong with wading nude. I'm not ashamed of my body. And I didn't think
you'd mind...it's not like you have anything to hide - - or do you?" came the Saiyan's smug reply.
"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!" Bulma demanded, her face twisting in anger.
"Oh nothing really, just that you wouldn't mind swimming unclothed if you really had that perfect body
that you are always bragging about." he answered cooly.
"I do have a fabulous body. You just don't have anything but FRIEZA to compare me to! So tell me, is
what Krillin said true? That you and Frieza had a thing at once? Hmmm? Embarrassed? Now who's got
something to hide!"
"Woman you know nothing of what I was forced to do whilst in among Frieza's ranks. AND IT IS NOT
SOMETHING I CARE TO TALK ABOUT!" the prince shouted, the water around him boiling with his
rage.
Bulma would have shot him a snappy come-back if it weren't for the new distraction that caught her
attention.
"Uh-oh." she whispered as she felt a familiar sinking sensation in her lower abdomen.
"What now woman?" came a very pissed-off voice from Vegeta .
"Uh-oh! Uh-oh!" was all the panicky female could say. "AW SHIT! NOT NOW! NOT AMONG ALL
OTHER THINGS! PLEASE NO!"
"Woman! What the hell are you screaming about now?!" Vegeta demanded, swimming closer to her.
He was shocked by the color of the water around her.
"Woman...are you-are you dying?" he asked, staying away from the reddish water.
"NO, DAMMIT VEGETA I NEED A TAMPON!" the frustrated Bulma snarled.
At her sudden outburst, the Saiyan backed off a bit.
"Well how the hell was I supposed to know that?!" he snapped back when he was a safe distance from her.
"And what the devil is a blasted tampon?"
"It's a tube-like thing that a woman...nevermind, you probably don't wanna know. But the fact is I need
one! I completely forgot my period was coming! Kami-dammit!"
"And what do you want me to do about it?" he asked sarcastically.
"There's nothing you can do, Vegeta!" she whined. "I can't stop it and neither can you! And without
tampons or pads..."
"Ugh! Are all females this complex?!"
"Well, how many females do you know that have to go through this?!"
"ALL FEMALE SAIYANS WENT THROUGH A PERIOD LIKE THE ONE YOU ARE
COMPLAINING ABOUT!"
"AND HOW LONG DID THEIRS LAST?! HOW OFTEN DID THEY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT?!"
"USUALLY ONE DAY, THE DAY BEFORE THE CIPUESL-HNEK! THE FERTILE MOON! AND IT
ONLY OCCURED ONCE EVERY 30 DAYS!"
"SEE! THAT'S NOT SO BAD! WHEREAS EARTH WOMEN HAVE TO ENDURE THIS FOR 3-7
DAYS, EACH MONTH! FROM THEIR TEENAGE YEARS TO THEIR GOLDEN ONES!"
"DID I ASK?!"
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU ASKED OR NOT! I'M JUST TELLING YOU FOR THE HELL OF IT!"
"DOES EXTREME PISSINESS COME WITH THIS PERIOD PACKAGE OR DO YOU HAVE TO
ORDER IT EXTRA?!"
"AGH! MEN! YOU ARE ALL THE SAME! DON'T UNDERSTAND A WOMAN AT ALL!"
"MAYBE I WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER IF YOU WOULD QUIT YELLING AT ME AND
START EXPLAINING!"
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN! THIS IS STUFF YOUR PARENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR!"
Bulma regretted her words as soon as they left her lips, the pain that was registering on Vegeta's
shadowed face was unbelieveable. She could tell her statement stung him.
"I-I'm so sorry Vegeta...I didn't mean for it to come out like that. Please forgive me."
"I never truly knew my parents. Never. I was kidnapped, so to speak, when I was only a small boy. I
cannot help it that I never found out much about such things as periods or sex because no one ever really
taught me. Most of the small parts of my culture I learned in childhood never seemed important. I didn't
pay attention because I didn't see the use, all that mattered to me was fighting. And in a way, I never
truly did grow up inside...I'm still that young prince I used to be, the boy who drowns himself in fighting
and nothing else. I vent all my pain, anger, and frustration through my physical power."
"Oh Vegeta." Bulma felt sympathy for the lonely Saiyan. He was made of steel yet he still had his weak
points.
"The only reason I have any inkling of my heritage is because I read about my people on Frieza's ship."
he continued, seemingly forgetting she was there. "I suppose it was a way of comforting myself when I
felt despair. My favorite stories were that of the only thing that kept me alive, kept me going - - the
Legendary Super Saiyan. And now even my greatest fantasy has been taken from me...by Kakarrot."
Bulma moved from behind her protective covering and swam silently towards Vegeta. "Come on. We
can't stay in here all night. Let's go to shore and get dressed."
Vegeta simply nodded in a daze. He looked sickly pale as she guided him to the bank.
**Awwwww! Now wasn't this a sweet chapter? Sorry to all those who thought it to be disgusting.
But I had almost forgotten to add in the visit from Aunt Flo. Everyone knows that she comes once a
month and I thought that adding it in would be comical. HAHAHAHAHA! Veggie-head doesn't
know what a period is! Well if you just dropped onto the Earth in a space pod would you know what
it was? I think not! But I do believe that this little "Confessions" chapter was just what my story
needed. And I know that the pressure of water would prevent the "flowing" but remember, this is
ANOTHER PLANET! Who knows if that liquid was even water, maybe it was a similar fluid?
Even I'm not sure. Anyway, this is also my take on Vegeta's life/childhood/whatever whilst in
Frieza's service, since after all it is kinda fuzzy. I hope ya'll liked this chapter and E-MAIL ME! I
LOVE FEEDBACK! I'll get the next chapter out ASAP! THANKS ALL!**
their works reviewed in a while are not. . . Just some friendly advice, it would be safer for you to
follow it than ingore it. ^_^ **
Chapter 13:
Period, Dammit!
"V-Vegeta...what the HELL do you think you are doing?!" Bulma questioned moodily, she was in no
condition to battle him tonight...not after all that had just occured.
"I am taking a swim." Vegeta answered bluntly, ducking below the surface as Bulma scrambled behind a
rock modestly.
"I can see that." she retorted when he returned to the surface. "Question is, why now? WHY NUDE?!"
"No need to squak woman, I can hear you just fine. And in response to your inquiry, I find it constricting
to swim in clothes." he answered, smirking at her obvious discomfort.
"Ve-ge-ta..." Bulma ground out through clamped teeth. "It is innappropriate for a man and a woman
to-to...skinny dip together!"
"Why? I don't find anything wrong with wading nude. I'm not ashamed of my body. And I didn't think
you'd mind...it's not like you have anything to hide - - or do you?" came the Saiyan's smug reply.
"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!" Bulma demanded, her face twisting in anger.
"Oh nothing really, just that you wouldn't mind swimming unclothed if you really had that perfect body
that you are always bragging about." he answered cooly.
"I do have a fabulous body. You just don't have anything but FRIEZA to compare me to! So tell me, is
what Krillin said true? That you and Frieza had a thing at once? Hmmm? Embarrassed? Now who's got
something to hide!"
"Woman you know nothing of what I was forced to do whilst in among Frieza's ranks. AND IT IS NOT
SOMETHING I CARE TO TALK ABOUT!" the prince shouted, the water around him boiling with his
rage.
Bulma would have shot him a snappy come-back if it weren't for the new distraction that caught her
attention.
"Uh-oh." she whispered as she felt a familiar sinking sensation in her lower abdomen.
"What now woman?" came a very pissed-off voice from Vegeta .
"Uh-oh! Uh-oh!" was all the panicky female could say. "AW SHIT! NOT NOW! NOT AMONG ALL
OTHER THINGS! PLEASE NO!"
"Woman! What the hell are you screaming about now?!" Vegeta demanded, swimming closer to her.
He was shocked by the color of the water around her.
"Woman...are you-are you dying?" he asked, staying away from the reddish water.
"NO, DAMMIT VEGETA I NEED A TAMPON!" the frustrated Bulma snarled.
At her sudden outburst, the Saiyan backed off a bit.
"Well how the hell was I supposed to know that?!" he snapped back when he was a safe distance from her.
"And what the devil is a blasted tampon?"
"It's a tube-like thing that a woman...nevermind, you probably don't wanna know. But the fact is I need
one! I completely forgot my period was coming! Kami-dammit!"
"And what do you want me to do about it?" he asked sarcastically.
"There's nothing you can do, Vegeta!" she whined. "I can't stop it and neither can you! And without
tampons or pads..."
"Ugh! Are all females this complex?!"
"Well, how many females do you know that have to go through this?!"
"ALL FEMALE SAIYANS WENT THROUGH A PERIOD LIKE THE ONE YOU ARE
COMPLAINING ABOUT!"
"AND HOW LONG DID THEIRS LAST?! HOW OFTEN DID THEY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT?!"
"USUALLY ONE DAY, THE DAY BEFORE THE CIPUESL-HNEK! THE FERTILE MOON! AND IT
ONLY OCCURED ONCE EVERY 30 DAYS!"
"SEE! THAT'S NOT SO BAD! WHEREAS EARTH WOMEN HAVE TO ENDURE THIS FOR 3-7
DAYS, EACH MONTH! FROM THEIR TEENAGE YEARS TO THEIR GOLDEN ONES!"
"DID I ASK?!"
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU ASKED OR NOT! I'M JUST TELLING YOU FOR THE HELL OF IT!"
"DOES EXTREME PISSINESS COME WITH THIS PERIOD PACKAGE OR DO YOU HAVE TO
ORDER IT EXTRA?!"
"AGH! MEN! YOU ARE ALL THE SAME! DON'T UNDERSTAND A WOMAN AT ALL!"
"MAYBE I WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER IF YOU WOULD QUIT YELLING AT ME AND
START EXPLAINING!"
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN! THIS IS STUFF YOUR PARENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR!"
Bulma regretted her words as soon as they left her lips, the pain that was registering on Vegeta's
shadowed face was unbelieveable. She could tell her statement stung him.
"I-I'm so sorry Vegeta...I didn't mean for it to come out like that. Please forgive me."
"I never truly knew my parents. Never. I was kidnapped, so to speak, when I was only a small boy. I
cannot help it that I never found out much about such things as periods or sex because no one ever really
taught me. Most of the small parts of my culture I learned in childhood never seemed important. I didn't
pay attention because I didn't see the use, all that mattered to me was fighting. And in a way, I never
truly did grow up inside...I'm still that young prince I used to be, the boy who drowns himself in fighting
and nothing else. I vent all my pain, anger, and frustration through my physical power."
"Oh Vegeta." Bulma felt sympathy for the lonely Saiyan. He was made of steel yet he still had his weak
points.
"The only reason I have any inkling of my heritage is because I read about my people on Frieza's ship."
he continued, seemingly forgetting she was there. "I suppose it was a way of comforting myself when I
felt despair. My favorite stories were that of the only thing that kept me alive, kept me going - - the
Legendary Super Saiyan. And now even my greatest fantasy has been taken from me...by Kakarrot."
Bulma moved from behind her protective covering and swam silently towards Vegeta. "Come on. We
can't stay in here all night. Let's go to shore and get dressed."
Vegeta simply nodded in a daze. He looked sickly pale as she guided him to the bank.
**Awwwww! Now wasn't this a sweet chapter? Sorry to all those who thought it to be disgusting.
But I had almost forgotten to add in the visit from Aunt Flo. Everyone knows that she comes once a
month and I thought that adding it in would be comical. HAHAHAHAHA! Veggie-head doesn't
know what a period is! Well if you just dropped onto the Earth in a space pod would you know what
it was? I think not! But I do believe that this little "Confessions" chapter was just what my story
needed. And I know that the pressure of water would prevent the "flowing" but remember, this is
ANOTHER PLANET! Who knows if that liquid was even water, maybe it was a similar fluid?
Even I'm not sure. Anyway, this is also my take on Vegeta's life/childhood/whatever whilst in
Frieza's service, since after all it is kinda fuzzy. I hope ya'll liked this chapter and E-MAIL ME! I
LOVE FEEDBACK! I'll get the next chapter out ASAP! THANKS ALL!**
