Written for Lady Fuschia and Tinks over at deviantart. Because Fuschia has a dirty mind (bulge) and we made Tinks unable to eat her banana. Most of these are real quotes. Slash if you want. Could be taken quite innocently... mwhahaha!
"Hey Rem."
"Siri."
"My, that's a big banana."
"I know."
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Eat it."
"Are you going to let it penetrate your mouth?"
"Yes, I will. Oh, great. It's all horrible and soft."
"Ah, so Rem likes his bananas nice and hard."
"Piss off, and leave me alone."
"Are you going to eat it?"
"Yes, if you go away."
"Let me stay. Please. I'll just sit here."
"…"
"How long do you think the banana is? About average?"
"Bigger."
"So it is true what they say. Werewolves do have the biggest bananas."
"Yes, we do."
"Can I ask a question?"
"OK."
"When you eat banana, do you spit or swallow?"
"Swallow. Doesn't everyone?"
"Oh, I've seen quite a few spitters."
"I bet you've had quite a few bananas in your time."
"Quite a few."
"Would you like a bite of mine?"
"Oh, Rem, I'd be so proud."
