Here's another part. I know Fuschia liked this... must get Tinks to read it. And Blackheart... coz we've corrupted an innocent! Mwhahahaha! Ahem. Anyway, I am not responsible. This is all totally innocent from my perspective...

"Hmm…that's a big sausage."

"Yes."

"Nice and meaty?"

"You bet."

"It looks almost fit to burst."

"I tried sticking it in my mouth, but it wouldn't fit."

"That's just plain defeatist. I could fit that in easy, without biting any of it off."

"You're not biting my sausage!"

"Why not? I let you bite my banana."

"That's different."

"How?"

"Your banana was all floppy. My sausage is taut."

"It wasn't my banana's fault. It got bruised by people knocking it around."

"Oh, poor Remmie's banana."

"…"

"Rem, why did you just stroke my sausage?"

"It looked lonely."

"I think it's alive."

"Why?"

"It's starting to throb."

"Sirius, that's because it's leaking."

"What? Where?"

"There, at the end."

"Dammit. I know, lick it before it gets on the floor."

"No! I'm not licking your sausage!"

"Please Remmie."

"Damn puppy dog eyes."

"…"

"That better?"

"Mmhmm…"