I'm sorry for neglecting fic... I've started the next chapter of Kooks. This is James and Remus, James speaking first.
"What's Sirius doing?"
"Playing with his broomstick."
"Oh… does his mother know?"
"She'd probably go insane if she knew half the things he does with it."
"He does seem to be enjoying it a lot."
"Well, what do you expect? He is a growing boy."
"You indulge him Remus. Hang on, why aren't you with him?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, normally it's your broomstick he likes playing with."
"He's not allowed to touch my broomstick at the moment."
"Why not?"
"He insulted my banana, and used me for his sausage."
"That broomstick is rather long, isn't it?"
"I know. He has an inferiority complex."
"Big shaft."
"He grips it firmly though."
"With both hands."
"I like it when I get to go on his broomstick."
"Isn't it painful?"
"Well, sometimes I do get splinters. And it is quite hard, especially when he keeps on moving. Sometimes I'm on it for hours."
"Isn't there anything he can rub on it?"
"He does have some oil. But sometimes that just isn't enough."
"When you're on his broomstick, are you on top or bottom?"
"Bottom usually. Sirius says I can't steer right, I'll just put it in the wrong places."
"Oh, hang on, isn't that Snape up there?"
"Yeah… hey, he's touching Sirius' broomstick!"
"I'd say he was stroking it."
"What is Sirius doing?"
"I'd say he was laughing. Maybe he likes Snape touching his broomstick."
"But I'm the only one who's allowed to play with Sirius' broomstick!"
"I'm sure he'll be sorry later."
"Right. Well, two can play at that game."
"Um, Remus. That's my broomstick."
"I know. I'm going to play with it…"
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