Gohan meets Videl

Gohan sat down at Orange Star high and laid eye's upon his Future wife, his first reaction went something like this:

She was perfect. Almost. She had hair the color of Videl Satans hair, and it looked just like hers too! It fell down to her shoulders, reminding me of snakes tounges, although it wasn't red. And it didn't slide into her head and stick back out again making a "hissing" noise, like a broken down car.

She had wide eye's, like the eye's on cartoon submerien parascopes, the white of the eye's criss-crossed with veins like a city map with red lights, although not traffic lights, because they turn green. and no one honked horns inside her eye's. They were the color of Picoloo's gi after it really needed to be washed.

He nose was like a nail shoved into a wall to hang a painting, but with the painting taken down, so it was just.. there.

Her mouth opened into the obiss of Hell where demons cringed at the sound of her voice. They beg to be released, but she clamps down on them with teeth the color of mucuse covered pearls.

Her body was lith and flexable like a willow in a hurrican, and she moved with all the grace of a gut shot cow.

Her breasts were like two...large..sacks of fat attatched to her chest.

Her hands were a delicate kind, the kind that moved through the air quickly, as they were now....

...Huh?

The hand connected to Gohans cheek and he fell back off his chair.

"Why are you staring at me, you pervert!"

"Uhh, I was just noticing you eye's, which remind me of....."

Oh, boy. It's a wonder Gohan got her in the end. (Anyone else currious why I haven't had a girlfriend in years?) But the smooth talking always works.

Don't worry, I like Videl, I think she's cool, and I'm not a Videl hater. I just needed an easy target with Gohan, and, well, there she is!

Hey, I know most people like the longer stories, but how do you guy's like these short comidies? Review and let me know! I'd like to hear from all of you!