Goku walked with a purpose as he went through the other world. He was looking left and right for his target, and to make matters worse, his target was suppressing his ki. The only warning he got was a blur of movement from his left. A knee smashed into his stomach and he doubled over.

"Kakkarot! Where is your head today! I could have taken it clear off!" Vegeta yelled at the other Saiyan., "Are you training or daydreaming!"

"Sorry Vegeta," Goku said, standing up tentively, holding his stomach, "I've just got a strange feeling."

"That is pain I caused to your frontal abdominal wall, it generally happens when..."

"Geeze, Vegeta, give me a little credit! I'm talking about something else entirely."

At this point they were joined up by King Kia, and his ever faithful monkey, Bubbles.

"Hey Boys," he said, oblivious to Goku's pain, "How's the training going today?"

"In my eye's it's going wonderful," Vegeta replied with a smirk, "For Kakkarrot, the same cannot be said."

"Hey King Kia?" The second Saiyan asked, "Do you think you could scan the area? I have a strange feeling."

King Kia looked at Goku holding his stomach, "That would be pain to your frontal abdominal wall, it generally.."

For the first time in his afterlife, Vegeta had to place his hands over his mouth to keep from laughing.

"Geeze!" Goku said, "Cut me a break! I know my stomach is in pain!"

King Kia waved Goku off and, smiling to himself, waggled his antenna's around. "Well, you're right, I'm seeing something coming towards us at a far faster rate then it's ki signature would suggest. Maybe it's a bug on wheels!"

The over seer of the western portion of the universe laughed himself silly over his... um... joke. The two Saiyans exchanged glances, Goku's saying, "You'll get used to it," and Vegeta's saying, "You really spent a year with this clown?"

After his chuckles died down, he looked around to see he was alone. Bubbles was eating a Banana, and the two Saiyans had walked off.
"How the hell could you have stayed a full year seeing nobody other then him, a monkey, and a grasshopper?" Vegeta remarked.

"He's really not so bad, his singing sucks but you..."

"Shhh, Kakkarot! Over there, you see it?"

Something was moving towards them, fast. It didn't have a ki signature.

"That must be it! Okay, Kakkarot! Let's see what he's doing."

Vegeta was answered by the creature powering up and throwing a ki blast at the two. They dodged and flew down to met the adversary. Vegeta stopped short.

"What the...?"

"It's Mr. Peanut!" Goku exclaimed. (A/N: Oh yea, I don't own Mr. Peanut either.) And the nut was dead, he had a halo.

Mr. Peanut fired another blast that sent the Saiyans scurrying. Goku flew down and traded punches with the nut. At length, he was injured to the point of not being able to punch.

"That Saiyan is mine to destroy!" Vegeta yelled and joined in the fight. He to was thrown to the ground.

Mr. Peanut stood above the two warriors and laughed at there misfortune to have stumbled upon the death nut. He charged up a powerful blast and held it above his head, waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

Finally he looked down and yelled out, "Yo! Dude! This is your cue!"

Piccolo looked up from his card game, noticed the situation, and flew at Mr. Peanut, who pretended not to notice the Namekian. Piccolo then kicked Mr. Peanut in the face and sent him, with his blast flying. He figured this would buy him five or ten minutes while the nut collected himself, and gave the others a sensu bean.

"I'll put it on your tab," Piccolo said as the boy's came to.

"Piccolo! What are you doing here! You're not dead!"

"Well!" Piccolo shouted, "It's tradition that I save your asses when ever you take on powerful opponents or crazy nuts, and I'd think you'd be a little more gracious then that! Now just accept that I am somehow here, and be done with it! See, I'm even in the script!" He then proceeded to pull out his copy of the script and showed it to Goku and Vegeta.

"I'll be damned, he is!" Vegeta said, then took a closer look, "Wait! That was typed in by you! I can see the white out! What the... YOU TYPED OVER MY DEATH SPEECH YOU BASTERD! HOW DARE YOU!!"

"So Piccolo's not supposed to be here?" Goku asked.

"No." Vegeta's response was curt.

At this point, the Heroic author removed Piccolo, because he was not in the original script. Piccolo vanished in a puff of smoke, yelling something about a cruel world.

"Let's do this again, I'll fight him, and then I'll kill him!" Goku yelled out.

Vegeta smacked his forehead and muttered something to do with incompetence.

"Kakkarot! He's already dead!"

"Oh yea, well lets get him anyway!" Goku was beaten in one punch. (hehe)

"Alright Kakkarot! It's time I show you how it's done!" Vegeta began to yell and transformed into a Super Saiyan, then an Ascended Saiyan, Then to a super Saiyan three. At this point, he REALLY began changing to fast to follow, so lets just wait until the end result.

"Ahem," Vegeta again.

Oh, I see, you're already done.

Vegeta stood with his muscles bulging out beneath his spandex, his eye's were red, and his tail was back, but his most impressive feature was his hair.

"Vegeta!" Goku said between laughs, "You look like a damn clown!"

It's true, Vegeta's hair was like a rainbow. All different colors in neat lines from front to back.

"Shut up, Kakkarot!" He yelled, "This is my super Saiyan 5,418,124,875,484 form, a lot stronger then your Super Saiyan 3!" He absent mindedly blew Mr. Peanut into smithereens. (I've often wondered, what is a smithereen?)

"Oh! That's cool Vegeta! Hey! I just realized! YOU actually got to be stronger then me and defeat the bad guy!"

"Of course Kakkarot, I've held my power in check for years, waiting for the right opportunity. And for Brad to be in charge of the keyboard of course."

"Oh, you know, that Peanut thing sure made my hungry! Do you think we could eat!"

They flew off to find King Kia serving lunch. "Hey boy's! I just finished lunch! Today, it's peanut butter sandwiches!"