There was a crash, a burn and an excitable Harley bounded down the stairs as Lesley chased him down, shouting furiously.

"DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN!" Lesley roared and stopped, seeing that Gusion, her best friend was standing in the doorway.

"What did you do this time?" Gusion asked Harley as a small smile played on his face.

"Don't encourage him, Gusion," Lesley snapped.

The telephone on the mantelpiece rang and Lesley moved to get it.

Both Gusion and Harley watched as Lesley's demeanour went from annoyed to sour, and as she hung the phone with a smash.

"What was that?" Gusion asked.

"Tigreal just called. We're planning an attack tonight, so Gusion, you're on babysitting duty, starting now," Lesley stated, to simultaneous groans from Gusion and Harley.

Lesley grabbed a rifle, filled it with ammo, and trudged out of the house.

Almost immediately, Gusion and Harley charged to the sofa and scrambled for the remote.

They both ended up playing Mario Kart anyway, so it didn't matter.

AN: Right, first story, so review and all that jazz. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, they all belong to Moonton. If you're gonna flame, then be creative so that I can get a laugh out of it.

The main characters in this story are Gusion, Helcurt, Lesley, and Dyrroth. Harley, Alice and Nana play important roles.