"I swear Vegeta, allow me to achieve my perfect form and I will test the limits of your abilities!" Cell pleaded with the Saiyan.
"You've managed to intrest me, Cell. Go ahead and absorb your android. I will wait for you." The Prince stood and crossed his arms in an impatient manner.
"Vegeta, you truly are a gentleman." Cell said and flew off.
"Father!" Trunks yelled, "What do think you've done! He'll turn into a horrible monster beyond compare! He will become such a power that has never been seen before!"
Vegeta looked at his future son and promptly told him to be quite in a not so polite way. (Curse these PG ratings.)
Vegeta looked over to see Cell absorbing 18 and began his transformation.
The sky turned black. Lightning crossed the sky and the earth rumbled. Tidal waves crashed against the rocks and trees were torn up from their roots.
"Father! What have you done! He'll kill us all!"
Vegeta ignored his only son and watched as the transformation neared completion. He could barley see Cell through the bright light, but he was waiting, waiting for the new horror to arrive.
Cell laughed, feeling his new power course through his veins. "Ha ha ha ha ha! Vegeta you fool, now you are a dead man. I am whole! I am complete! I am perfect! I am..."
"Six inches tall." Vegeta finished.
Cell looked up at the two Saiyans to discover he wasn't much taller then their boots.
"What the hell happened!" Cell yelled in his high pitched, tiny voice, "I'm puny!" Suddenly horror struck his miniature face, "Curse that computer! It must have compressed my data for my ultimate form!"
"This is obsurde!" Vegeta yelled, then turned to Trunks, "And you were so worried."
"Hey! I didn't know he was going to end up like this!"
"Curse you Vegeta!" The mini Cell yelled, "I kill you any way!"
Cell fired an energy ball that turned out to be the size of a marble.
"This is pathetic!" Vegeta said, "I refuse to kill such a figure. It's not worth my time."
With that, Vegeta and Trunks left.
What of our dear Cell? You can find him for $13.95 at Walmart, in the toy section.
(Originally I wanted to have you click on a link to a Cell doll toy, but they wouldn't let me.)
