Today on Judge Judy: 32 year old Prince Vegeta is suing 28-year-old Goku for assault, and theft. He is suing for $3000.00 and the "right to be the strongest in the universe?" What the hell? Can you sue for that? I mean, could I sue for the right to be the best looking in the universe?

"Get on with it!" Judge Judy yelled.

Right, Sorry. Goku is counter suing for damages to the Earth, and assault. He is also suing for $3000.00. He claims all he did, was save the Earth.

"All rise," The guard guy said as The Judge entered the courtroom. Goku and Veg-

"Hey!" Vegeta yelled, "How come you listed him first! I am the Prince of our race! That demands that I be written down first!"

Okay. Sorry. Vegeta and Goku both wore business suits and carrying Briefcases. Both Saiyans looked uncomfortable in the artier, but stood straight and without complaint.

"Alright," Judge J. said as she sat down on her raised dais, "what's going on here. Mr. Vegeta?"

"That's Prince Vegeta, if you don't mind. But here's my story. I came to Earth in search of the dragonballs-"

At this point, several people snickered, having no idea what a dragonball really was, but it all stopped when Judge Judy slammed a frying pan down on the podium.

"Continue Prince Vegeta," She said.

"Well...then...uh... where did you get that frying pan?"

"Oh, my old friend Chichi gave it to me. It makes a much louder noise then my Gavel."

Vegeta and Goku exchanged glances of distress then Vegeta continued.

"-And when I landed I was with my good friend Nappa. We started our search when we met up with a few guys' who threatened us and told us they were going to destroy us! Naturally, we had to fight back. It was a long fight, and Kakarot en... Oh yea, Kakarot's that guy's real name. He lied to you about that, just for the record."

Goku was about to protest when Judge Judy picked up the frying pan, just to look at it, but Goku was so scared at the sight of it, he shut up.

"Let the record show Kakarot lied about his name," she said in a bored monotone, "Continue."

"Then Kakarot entered the fight and he beat the snot out of my best friend Nappa," At this point a tear escaped Vegeta, and he wiped it away with a glove free hand, "He was so badly torn up I had to end it for him to stop his suffering." Several audience members were holding back tears and blowing their noses, "Then that man assaulted ME! He even ganged up on me and brought in several of his friends! I barley managed to escape alive."

"Mr... Sorry...Prince Vegeta, where is the theft charge you mentioned?"

"Oh sorry," Vegeta then turned around and showed the courtroom his ass, "He stole my tail! The bastard cut it off!"

Judge Judy had covered her eyes with one hand and slammed the frying pan with the other. "Mr. Vegeta!" The threat of the frying pan kept the Prince from protesting the title, "In my court room you will not display any portion of your body that is not already showing through a natural suit coverage, and you will watch your language!" Vegeta pulled up his pants and scowled. "Now, Kakarot, what is your side of the story?"

Goku had his briefcase open and had his face hidden behind the open part.

"Mr. Kakarot?" (A/N: Mr. Kakarot... That just sounds weird), "KAKAROT!"

"Wha..." Goku sat bolt upright. He had some red gel around his mouth and a sleepy expression on his face.

"What the hell were you doing?" Judge Judy asked.

Before Goku could reply, Vegeta did it for him, "He's got a pillow and some Jelly sandwiches in there. Ohh! Plus a game boy advance!"

"Sorry," Goku said, "It was getting really boring after you pulled out that frying pan, and I was hungry. And eating makes me sleepy so..."

"Mr. Kakarot please began your story."

"My story?"

"Yes. What happened?"

"What happened with what?"

"Dammit you idiot! He said you assaulted him and killed his friend! What do you have to say about it!"

"Well, you see I didn't much like him..."

"That's it! You killed his friend and beat him up just because you don't like him!"

"Wha? No no. You see, his brother came by and tried to kidnap my son..."

"Objection! He was taking him out to a ballgame!" Vegeta yelled. (This can be seen as true; Raditz placed him inside a ball shaped space pod, and might have told him the game was to get out of it.)

"Observed. Mr. Kakarot, much more of this lying and I'll have you removed."

Goku was in open mouth shock at this, but continued.

"Well, I killed my brother..." (A/N: Boy is Goku screwed)

"WHAT!" Judge Judy yelled, deafening the two Saiyans and everyone else within a three-mile radius, "You killed him! This is not looking good for you Kakarot! Continue, and this had better be good!"

Goku loosened his tie and took of his jacket. Sweat stains already marked his armpits, and a huge anime sweat drop fell down his temple. Suddenly the sweat drop fell off his temple and onto the table. The microphone shorted out and the floor got covered with 1/2" of water. (It was a big sweat drop!)

"Kakarot!" The Judge yelled, "One more mistake like that and I will remove you! Now, do either of you have any witnesses?"

Both Saiyans nodded.

"Bring them in."

Nappa came in sporting a halo followed by Raditz, Piccolo (Halo-less) and Yhamcha (Same condition as the aforementioned Piccolo.)

Nappa sat down in the witness chair and was sworn in.

"Nappa," Vegeta said, "Is it true that that...green...thing...shot you in the back?"

"Yes, I was simply minding my own business when I was shot square in the back by him!"

"And is it true that Kakarot beat you up so badly I had to put you out of your misery!?"

Nappa paused on this one, and gave Vegeta a slight quizzical look. "Oh! That makes sense! All along I thought you had killed me becau-"

"Answer the question, Nappa," Vegeta cut him off.

"Yea, he beat me pretty good," Nappa said, cowering a little at the violence in the prince's voice.

Next was Raditz.

"So Raditz," Vegeta started, trying his best to be "Chummy", "Please explain to the court what Kakarot did to you."

"I was playing a ball game with him (Vegeta gave him a hidden thumbs up,) when he came onto the field and attacked me with his little green dude there. They ganged up on me and even let his son fight! At the end he held me down and had his green bean shot me."

Raditz stepped down and Piccolo took the stand.

"Hey Piccolo!" Goku started, "what's up?"

"Not much Goku, just hanging around, meditating. Ya know, the usual."

"How's the training? Still using the tri form technique?"

"Oh yea! You should see me use it several times! I can make a whole army of Piccolos'!"

"Oh cool! Do you think-"

"Mr. Kakarot, you're supposed to be questioning him."

"What do you think I'm doing? Are you planning on going to New Namek soon? I think...."

This continued for half an hour, much to the distress of the stenographer.

Yhamcha replaced Piccolo. After a quick explanation to Goku, Goku realized he was asking the wrong type of questions.

"So Yhamcha, what is your involvement in this?"

"I was minding my own business and was suddenly attacked by that man," he pointed to Nappa with his left arm. Yhamcha was speaking in staccato and glancing down at his arm every few seconds.

"Mr. Weakling," Judge Judy looked down at her paper to make sure she got the name right, "huh," she said, "how ironic. Anyway, what is on your arm?"

"Oh! It's what I was told to say, but I'm not supposed to tell Judge Judy that, because she... Wait. What's your name again?"

"Judge Judy."

"Crap. Sorry Goku, I guess I goofed." He got up and left.

The recess ensued, and then Judge Judy came back out.

"Mr. Kakarot, do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"Yea! A vote for Goku is a vote for democracy!"

"Mr. Vegeta?"

"I have no more words, I just have one more thing to show you."

At this point an entire circus came in. Jugglers, clowns, stilt-walkers, Gymnasts, and a whole plethora of others.

"What the hell does this have to do with your case, Mr. Vegeta?"

"Nothing, these guy's aren't mine."

A frantic guard ran through the double doors and pointed at the circus freaks.

"Yo! Guy's! Sorry, I got the rooms mixed up; you guys belong next door. Sorry!"

The circus people left and a few minutes later the guinu force entered, followed by Cell, Frieza, Buu, Dr. Gero, and a hundred other people. All with halos and all killed by Goku.

"Mr. Vegeta, I thought you said the circus was not supposed to be yours."

Several villains, dictators, and would be universe conquerors all threw death glares at Judge Judy.

"All these... thing's... were killed by Kakarot. They all were simply minding there own business and he killed them!"

"Mr. Kakarot. In light of this new evidence and the old evidence, I herby find you..." She pulled a coin and flipped it..."Guilty."

"YES!" Vegeta yelled! I am the strongest in the universe! And I'm $3000 richer!" (Even though he's married to the richest woman in the world.)

"Oh well," Goku said, "So Vegeta! Are we still on for sparring on Friday?"

"Sure, I'll be there at three."

Everyone left the courtroom, leaving the villains alone.

"So," Frieza said, "Have we been forgotten?"

"We could always go out for a drink!" Cell suggested, "Maybe I'll get a girl for the night!"

"Me Too!" Fat Buu said.

No one responded, they all just looked at each other and sweat dropped.