Seven Little Ghosts.
We all know the story of Buu vs. Vegetto. Buu could not lay a hand on the Saiyan pair so he spat out ten ghosts to do his dirty work for him. After they all fired a kamehameha wave at him, three managed to get out in front and fired a Gallic gun (Which really was a mesenko ha). The result was a huge explosion. Lets assume those three in front were destroyed in the explosion. What happened to the other seven?
"Aw crap," One said to the other seven, "Now that the big us has left, what are we supposed to do?"
"What do you mean, "Aw crap"? If he had told us to blow up, we would be dead right now! Now we are free to do whatever we want! Let's Boogie!" Yelled six.
"Yea!" Four chimed in, "Let's go where there is sand, women and beer!"
"This will be awesome!" Six responded, "A life of leisure!"
"Let's do it!" Six and four slapped hands together. Seconds later, Six and four were no longer with us.
"That was stupid," Seven growled, "Alright, new rule! Don't touch each other, especially me!"
"Ewww," Three said, "why would I want to touch you?"
"He probably is diseased!" Two said.
"Well, I don't know about you four, but I'm heading over there!" One said.
"What's over there?" Seven asked.
"Away from you guys," he said and flew off.
All the ghosts split up and went there own ways.
Ghost One
This ghost was the caring type. He loved to look at the trees and watch the rivers. He decided to head south to see the woods and streams. As he floated over a riverbank, a squirrel hoped next to him and ate a nut. The squirrel was so cute; number one reached down and patted his head. Good-bye Number one and little squirrel.
Number Two
Number two loved the nightlife. He headed east and ended up in New York City. He was over whelmed at all the lights, shows and people all around him. He was very careful not to touch any body or lean on any buildings, so he remained intact. He was just entering Central Square when a boozer bumped into him from behind. "Sorry Ma'am," the drunk started, "Didn't see..." So long Number Two. (Boozer survived, funimation laws do not permit killing.)
Number Three
Number Three was looking for love. He registered himself in a dating service, and met several young, attractive, beautiful girls of whom he couldn't choose from. Finally one came along that put the rest far behind. They grew on each other, and then they decided to wed. The wedding went fine until the ring ceremony. The second he picked up the ring, he remembered that he couldn't touch anything. Scratch number Three. (Pastor, bride and ring bearer singed and surprised, not killed.)
Number Five
Number Five was the cautious type. He floated high above the land, not wanting to touch anything so that he could continue to live. But as he floated over cities, he looked at all the people and his heart (Or whatever serves as a heart in ghosts) began to ache for contact with others, but he could not risk the touch of doom! Finally he spotted a sign store that sold any sign you could think of. He floated in and asked where the "Do not touch" signs were kept. He was directed out back and found just the right one. He picked it up to put it on. See ya Five. (Store pretty beat up, store keeper alive.)
Number Seven
Number Seven was smart. He started in business and soon became Donald Trump's right hand man. He had a life on luxury and riches, several servants and friends in high and rich places. One day, Hercule Satan came over for a business lunch. As he left, he slapped Number Seven on the shoulder. "You truly are a great business man, why I'm sure..." Fare well, Number Seven. (Palace damaged, servants surprised, Hercule died.) (Oh come on! You expect me to let that phony jerk live!)
Lello77: I thought about your little fact about Kakarot, and it occurred to me that he didn't really kill Buu either, all the people of earth did. The only one I can think of him killing is Yhacon in Babadi's ship. Even that ones debatable because all he did was raise his power. But it gave me something to think on, thanks!
