Vegeta yawned as he left the gravity chamber.  It was two in the morning and he had to be up at four o'clock this morning.  To train. 

                He still wasn't that tired, so he stopped at the computer room and rolled up the small chair to check his e-mail. 

                "You've got mail!"

                Vegeta jumped up in surprised and ducked behind the chair.

                "What the hell did you just say?"  He asked the suddenly speaking computer.  The machine did not respond, so he sat back down and wearily touched the mouse.  Nothing exploded, nothing attacked him, so he settled into the chair and opened up his mail.

                Small note from Kakarot.  Was supposed to be sent to Uub, it's content contained something about pies and frogs.  Vegeta forwarded it and continued down the list.

                Weather from The Weather Channel website.  Tonight:  Freakish lightning storms and howling winds. (Cue suspenseful music.)

                The last one turned out to be from his wife, telling him that she had gotten a new program for the computer.  "Dear Veggie, (Vegeta clicked down, erased this, then inserted "Prince Vegeta") I put AOL on our computer, so if you hear a voice talking to you don't freak out.  (Considering he had to hear the voice to read this e-mail, he considered this the stupidest warning ever.) AOL recently updated their program to Version 9.0, so I got it.  To put it in terms you would understand, it's like a Super Saiyan nine. (Even though it does not exist.)  Faster and better in every way.  Please clean up after yourself tonight and remember to put up the seat this time! -Bulma."

                Like a Super Saiyan Nine?  Something out there existed that could be equal to a Super Saiyan nine?  Vegeta was suddenly no longer tired.  He saw a little yellow thing that slightly resembled a man running in the corner.  Ever since the Buu crises, where the world had been destroyed, the Hyperbolic Time Chamber had been reset, so he had another two years he could spend in there.  Vegeta got up from the computer, (Leaving it on of course) and left for the look out.  Seconds later he came back and wrote a quick e-mail to Bulma telling where he was.  (She would tell her mother not to cook for him if he didn't, then Bulma would cook for him instead. He had made that mistake once.  Never again.

                After waking up the Nameks and.. whatever the heck Mr. Popo is, he was granted admittance into the chamber.

                Meanwhile, back at the Briefs house...

                Lightning was flashing through the sky, blasting down to the ground in a destructive show of force.  It loomed closer to Bulma's house, and since it was the biggest building in West City, it acted like a natural lightning rod.  The first bolt struck and the power coursed through the building.

                One room was dimly lit, a computer screen was on, and a mail program was running.  The power coursed through the wires that fed this computer power, and the small man in the corner stopped running.  His 2-dimentional form looked around, and then looked out of the screen, his form appeared to grow larger as he walked towards the glass.

                "Oh, my!" Mrs. Briefs said as she walked into the room.  Randomly.  At two AM in the morning.  For no reason what so ever.  On with the story! "Vegeta must have left his computer on!" 

                She hit the switch and didn't see the small yellow form try to hold the darkness off by brute strength, then get trapped in the computer as it finished it's shut down sequence.  (Huh.. Mrs. Briefs saved the day!)

                Two day's later a familiar form emerged from the Hyperbol... I really don't feel like writing out that whole ridiculously long name, so I'm just going to call it "The Chamber" (Besides, that sounds SO much cooler.)  (Not the villain Cooler, the verb.)

                Vegeta's clothes were torn and his armor had cracks running through it.  He had grown far more muscular and his ki had risen dramatically.   He smiled to himself as he flew off the lookout.  He had done it, he was sure he was stronger then that Version 9.0 thingy.  He would show it who was boss.

                He flew home and turned his computer on.  He saw the yellow thing sitting in a corner, looking bored.  Vegeta took this as dejection and laughed at the pitiful collection of pixels.

                "Hahahaha!  I have beaten you!  You may be a Version 9.0, but I am a Super Saiyan 9.0. I mean, super Saiyan 9!"

                The yellow figure looked up at him, listened to what he was saying, then jumped out of the screen.  When he landed beside Vegeta, he was five feet tall, but still a two dimensional figure. 

                "Who the hell are you?  Why did you jump out of my computer?  Well, answer me!"  Vegeta Yelled at the human shaped thing.

                The thing took out a piece of printer paper and wrote on it, "I don't have a mouth you moron," in perfect Times New Roman font. 

                "Oh." Vegeta said, not quite sure what to say, "Hey, you don't have ears either, so how can you hear me? Or eyes!  How can you see where I am?"

                "Just go with it," He wrote on the back of the last piece of paper.

                "Okay, so why are you here?"  He asked.

                The figure didn't write anything down, he simply punched Vegeta through the walls to the outside.

                "I guess that answers my question," Vegeta said, rubbing his jaw.

                The Saiyan Prince stood up and powered up to his new form, Super Saiyan nine!  His hair was reddish orange and his eye's were also red.  The power was enough to shake the ground around him and shatter several windows around him.

                The yellow thing flew out of Capsule Corp. at him and Vegeta threw a ka blast at him.  The thing responded by knocking the blast aside and landing.  He held up the two stubs that were his arms and suddenly a voice was heard.

                "You've got mail!"  A huge blast shaped like an open envelope fired out of the things hand and smashed into Vegeta.  He fell back and responded with his own blast.

                "Final Flash!"  The blast knocked the man back and he returned with a sucker punch.

                The battle continued, then as suddenly as it began, it stopped.  The yellow thing stopped fighting, and suddenly started to glow.  A second later, it stopped, and then wrote down several "hahahaha!"'s on a piece of paper.

                "What are laughing about!" Vegeta asked.

                "I've been upgraded.  I get them every three hours or so.  I am now Version 10.0!" It wrote back. 

                "What! How is this possible!  It took everything I had to become a Super Saiyan Nine, and you get upgraded for free!!!"

                It started to write, then stopped to shake it's pen, then wrote a little more, then stopped, glared at it's pen, then gestured to Vegeta.

                "Pen run out of ink?" He asked, completely calm.

                The yellow thing nodded, then pointed at Vegeta, who gestured to his spandex.

                "Do I LOOK like I have a pen on me?"

                The yellow thing gestured again, and Vegeta put his hand over his eyes in a stress like way.

                "That is NOT a pen, I would think you could see that."  (Hehe)

                The yellow thing shrugged and jumped at Vegeta.  Within seconds, Vegeta found himself on his hands and knee's struggling to stand up.  This new AOL thing was a lot faster; He couldn't believe the power he felt from those blows. 

                "You've got mail!"

                "NOOOOOO!" Vegeta yelled, the blast slamming him in the back and sending him flying.

                At this point Kakarot showed up. 

                "Well, Vegeta.  Since you failed, it's my turn to be the hero!"

                "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Vegeta yelled, "I refuse to let this clown take all the glory once more, this is my fight!!!!   I'll just have to change the script."

                Vegeta pulled out his laptop, and everyone stood around waiting while it booted up.

                "Dude!" Kakarot said, pointing, "You've got a dell!"

                "Shut up." He responded.

                His laptop pinged and said, "You've got mail."

                "You too!" He yelled at the inanimate object.

                After yelling at the two inanimate objects (Kakarot lovers send flames from all four corners of the globe) Vegeta opened up the script to the Fan fiction, which he apparently stole off of my computer and placed it on his.  Man, that guy on the street told me the firewall would stop anything.  Geez, if I ever get my hands on him I'll...

                "AHEM!"  Vegeta uhhh... I think exclaimed would be the proper word.

                Anyway.

                After deleting Kakarot, Vegeta then pulled up his mail, just to see who wrote to him.  It turned out to Piccolo trying to send an e-mail for the first time in his life.  Not pretty.

                Vegeta looked up at his opponent, the yellow thing, (That is what this fic is about anyway) he noticed Yellow was acting strange.  He was running in place. 

                "Hmmmm," Vegeta said.

                He minimalized the screen with his mail, and Yellow shrunk down to the size of a G.I. Joe.

                "You mean I went through all that training, all that fighting, all that struggle, and all I had to do was log on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Vegeta was irate.

                "No you moron! I'm mad!"  He yelled at me.

                He pulled up the e-mail again and clicked "Uninstall".  Yellow disappeared.

                "Well Brad," He yelled up at me, "You've had some stupid fics with very anti-climactic endings, but this one takes the cake! This was horrible! Uninstalling the greatest foe!  Come on!  And it took you fifteen pages to do it in!  If you are going to write a stupid story, don't waste so much time doing it!"

                Vegeta disappeared.

                On the lookout

                "Wow!" Piccolo yelled, "There was a virus on my computer named "Vegeta" and I deleted it! I wonder if it has any relation to our little Prince down there..."

                Wow, this really was a long stupid one.  Oh well, I'm at work right now and bored, so that's what you get.  Besides I haven't written in decades!  So I had to post something.