Saiyans at the fair

"All right you guy's, have fun and don't forget to meet us all back at the entrance at five," Bulma said to the men, "We'll be at the floral shop if you need us."

With this, Chichi, Bulma, 18, and Videl all left the men to the state fair.

"This is absurd," Vegeta commented, walking down the row of games.

"How do you think I feel," Piccolo responded. In order to hide his heritage, he had once again dawned Kakarots clothes.

"Oh yea," Vegeta said, looking back at the Namek, "Forgot about that, sucks to be you."

"Goku," Piccolo asked, "when was the last time you washed these! They smell like rotten food!"

"On you, who'd notice," Krillian smirked. Piccolo was about to give Krillian the "Glare Of Death" but Kakarot interrupted.

"What's wrong with smelling like food?" Kakarot asked, looking back.

"Daddy!" Goten called up, "Trunks and me are going to go on the rides!"

"Goten!" Kakarot spun around and glared at his son, "What have I told you about saying 'Dutadu and ME?'"

"Never say it in front of mom," Goten said, looking down at his feet.

"That's right, and she's like, two miles away from here! She might hear you with those weird selective ears of hers!"

"You're to soft Kakarot," Vegeta said, "Just tell your harpy to shut up if she ever yells at you."

Suddenly, Bulma's voice floated down from the heavens, "Vegeta! I heard that! You just wait until we get home! You'll be sorry!"

Vegeta cowered, "Yes dear."

"You were saying?" Kakarot asked with an amused grin.

"Shut up, Kakarot!" Vegeta said between clenched teeth.

After walking around for an hour the two adult Saiyans, one human, and the one Namek got bored of just walking around and decided to try out some of the games.

Piccolo walked over to a large line and got in the back. He figured if so many people were in line, it must be good. The person in front of him turned around, and seeing his green face, the unfortunate man fled for his life. This progressed on down the line and suddenly Piccolo found himself in front.

"All right fo...." The ticket guy trailed off when he turned around to find only Piccolo, "Where'd they go? Oh well, you sure you want to go on this? You look a little green."

Piccolo grumbled something about an old joke wearing thin and shoved past the man. He sat down in the car and waited for it to move. It started out moving up a hill at a slow pace.

This is what I got in line for? This is so cheap. Humans must be really stupid to be thrilled by this. The car leveled out and for a second and Piccolo looked around and decided the ride must be for the view it provided. Then it started to descend.

The car built up speed and Piccolo started to look around frantically.

"What's happening? This is supposed to be a scenic ride! Why is this going so fast! OH NO!!! It must be broken! AHHHHHH!!"

The car continued to build up speed, and the faster it went, the higher Piccolo's yell became.

"Holy Kami!" Vegeta yelled, covering his ears, "That girl is screaming loud enough to make me deaf!"

"No kidding!" Kakarot said back, "It sounds like an opera singer on helium!"

The noise intensified in both pitch and volume, and just when it seemed that every eardrum might burst, it went up three octaves and faded away.

"What happened?" Vegeta asked, taking his hands away from his ears cautiously.

"I don't know," Kakarot responded, then noticed a dog next to him acting weird.

It was rolling around on the ground in agony, trying desperately to either cover his ears or rip them off. In fact, all the dogs were reacting this way.

"That's weird," Kakarot said, "Hey Vegeta, that scream sounded like it became to high to hear rather then it fading away."

Piccolo stepped of the Roller Coaster a bit frazzled. His antennae were sticking straight out in odd directions, and his left eye was twitching. His skin was now a very light green. He didn't seem to be seeing anything as he walked out of the station, and collapsed face first on the pavement.

Krillian walked down the rows of rides and games and looked up at a huge ride that took the riders around in a huge circle and then flipped them upside down. He hopped in line and waited nearly a half hour to get to the front, where a pimply teenager stopped him.

"I'm sorry sir, but you can't get on this ride unless your head reaches Smily's hand." he said, gesturing to the fairs cardboard mascot.

Krillian walked over and tried to stretch out his short frame to reach the hand, but in the end, floated up a few inches to meet the hand.

"Hey! Nice try, you're just flying up. I'm sorry sir, but you'll just have to go on the kiddy rides." The oblivious teen said.

Krillian made a rude noise and walked over to the Merry go round.

Vegeta walked around with his arms folded across his chest. He had dumped Kakarot at a cotton candy stand and was now walking around glaring at everything and everybody. This was not his idea of fun.

He noticed a large man grabbing a huge hammer and stopped to check it out, hoping it would be a fight. But alas, he only smacked a stand with it, and sent a small projectile up a board towards a bell. It fell back down towards the ground before it hit.

Vegeta snickered to himself at the pathetic display of strength.

The man paid the ticket holder again and Vegeta noticed a pretty woman standing near by.

Must be trying to impress her, Vegeta thought.

The man tried again and failed, and Vegeta chuckled.

The man glanced at Vegeta, and paid the ticket holder again. Once more, he didn't come close.

Vegeta laughed out loud this time and the man whirled around to face Vegeta.

"Oh and I'm sure you could do better?!" He yelled.

"Of course," Vegeta said calmly. He walked over and grabbed the hammer. With a tap, the projectile rocketed up and smashed the bell into a million pieces. Vegeta gave his famous smirk and walked off.

"He didn't pay for his ticket," The ticket holder said to himself.

Kakarot walked around bored out of his mind. He had ridden some rides, played and won some games, and wanted to test out his strength on a bell thingy, but it had been demolished by some mystery strong man.

So he was bored.

He stopped when he caught a word he recognized out of the corner of his eye.

"Food"

"Excuse me little girl," Kakarot asked an eight year old, "What does that sign say?"

"Boy, you must be dumb. It says, "Eating contest. How much food can you eat? 2pm."

"Eating CONTEST!!!" He yelled, deafening the girl, "I knew this planet was great!"

He ran into the area and took a seat at the table. Oh by the way dear readers, it's only 10:38am.

Three hours later, Kakarot still had a huge grin on his face as several others began to come in and sit down. Other gathered around and made bets on the contest.

Kakarot got a plate set in front of him and he whined at it small proportions.

"Excuse me!" He yelled, waving his hands to get the servers attention, "I am seriously going to need more food then this."

Other snorted about showing off, but the waiter brought him a second serving.

"Alright gentlemen!" The announcer called, (The same one at the World Martial Arts Tournament) "You have ten minutes to eat all the food you can. You will be eliminated if you give up, puke, pass out, or cannot eat anymore. The food of choice today is hamburgers. Each bowl has twenty of them, so that's how we'll keep count. All right? On your mark, get set, go!"

Kakarot finished his first bowl before five seconds could pass. He started on the second and the waiter scrambled around to try to keep up with his demand. At one point the unfortunate server did not withdraw his hand in time and was bitten for being mistaken for a hamburger.

The other eaters didn't eat a bite. They started at Kakarot in shock the whole time.

It was discusting. Food flew everywhere and other eaters and spectators alike were soon covered. One eater passed out at the sight and was promptly disqualified.

At three minutes, twenty-one seconds, all of the food was gone, even the other contestants share. Kakarot looked around and started to munch on the servers hand again in desperation to win. The waiter yanked his hand back and ran away screaming.

The announcer was stunned but recovered fast enough. "Will the judges tally up the total? Ah here we are! Boy this was a close one folks! With 564,513,218 burgers we have Goku!"

Kakarot jumped up and down, "I win! I win!"

"Hold it their Goku," the announcer said, "I didn't say you won. Actually, this other guy with 564,513,219 burgers won. Let's give it up for Mirai Trunks!!"

"WHAT!!" Kakarot yelled looking down the line, just noticing the lavender haired boy.

"It's not my fault I can eat faster without making a mess!" He yelled.

"But you didn't even come into the fair with us! Why are you in this Fan fic!?"

"Because I'm every girls fantasy! I have to make my appearances somehow!"

Gohan had been given the task of watching after the two boys, Trunks and Goten.

This had proven to be a very difficult task, because while he chased after one of the kids, the other would run off. Soon, completely confused, Gohan grabbed the two boys and placed one under each arm and stormed down the path.

"I can't believe you two!" He scolded, "Now, I want you two to behave and stay right by my side!"

"Okay sir, but can I ask my mommy first?"

Gohan looked down to see that he did not in fact have the right kids. Both looked scared and one was sniffling after being yelled at by a pissed off Saiyan.

"Damn!" He yelled, (FUNimation covers there ears and shouts in dismay) "Where did those two go!"

"Hey get back here! You have to pay for that!"

"Well, that makes it easier." Gohan ran in the direction of the voice and saw two kids running away at full tilt with armloads full of cotton candy. Goten and Trunks sped off and jumped a fence with their stolen double-processed, refined, bleached, colored, pure sugar. (Please tell me I don't have to explain what is going to happen)

"Kami!" Gohan muttered, "Those two will have enough sugar to keep them going for weeks!" He looked around desperately, seeking reinforcements from the other Z-warriors, but he couldn't see any of them.

He leaped over the fence and yelled, "Got ya!" But only managed to grab hold of two empty cotton candy bags. Uh oh, it's too late!

Screams were heard from the south, so Gohan ran in that direction. It turned out to be a haunted house that the people were screaming at. Gohan blasted it.

He suddenly felt a strong ki so he ran over to see the boys at a game booth holding off the security guards with water guns that were used in the game. Both were foaming at the mouth and had spazing limbs.

Gohan ran in but was promptly squirted with a dual blast of water. Gohan hated to get wet; water was dripping down his face and plastered his hair to his scalp. He gave the boys a death glare he had learned from Piccolo and the two boys realized they were in trouble. Quickly abandoning the water guns, they jumped back and performed a fast paced version of the fusion dance.

"Trunks, Goten, you know I'm stronger then you both in my mystic form, even when you're a super Saiyan three, so just drop the act and come hope with me." Gohan wasn't worried at this, the boy's had tried to beat him like this before, and he had happily beaten them into the ground.

"But I'm not a Super Saiyan three," the duel voice of Gotenks came out of the light that resulted from the fusion dance, "I am a Cotton Candy Saiyan Three!"

Gotenks was reveled and Gohan saw that Gotenks was indeed not a Super Saiyan Three. His hair has as long as a SS3's, but it was a light pink, and the aura that surrounded him was pink and had rounded edges like a cloud. (In other words, it looked like a transparent thing of Cotton Candy) His eyes were large and bloodshot. (Hey! If DBZ can make up new levels of SS whenever it suits their needs, so can I!)

Gotenks ran towards Gohan and knocked him down. When Gohan got up, the fused being was nowhere to be seen.

"Where are they!" He yelled, pushing through the crowd, then stopped. All these people had just witnessed two kids becoming one, that new kid moving faster then light, and a new level of super Saiyan. Seeing a man fly would probably not have that much of an effect on them. He took off in the air to search for the kids.

"Ahhhh!" A woman yelled, "We just witnessed two kids becoming one, that new kid moving faster then the speed of light and a new level of Super Saiyan, and we all remained perfectly calm, but this guy flying is really freaking me out!" The crowd scattered.

"Humans!" Gohan threw out the word like a swear and flew after the boys.

Gotenks went on the rampage, leaving empty bags of cotton candy in his wake. All the people fled the fair except for the operator of the Farris wheel, thinking it was just a lull in the action and the customers would return.

Gohan, Kakarot, Vegeta, Piccolo and Krillian all met up and decided they would have to take out Gotenks rather then wait out the thirty minutes, because it would be so much cooler this way. They all powered up and launched at the hyper kid.

Gotenks responded to this by launching out his super ghost attack. Ten white bags of cotton candy came out and hovered around Gotenks waiting to attack.

"Huh." He said, "I guess that makes sence. Oh well. Super Bag Kamikaze Attack!"

The bags launched at the fighters and knocked them back.

Krillian was the first to manage a counter attack and flew at a retreating Gotenks, who jumped on top of the Graviton Krillian had tried to get on earlier.

"Uh uh uh!" He said, waving a finger, "You're to short to come on this ride."

"You're as short as me!" Krillian retaliated.

Gotenks pulled his hair up and stood it on end so, hair included; he was about six feet tall.

"Damn," Krillian said, stuffing his hands in his pocket and walking away.

Kakarot flew up and traded a few blows with the powerful kid and when he was knocked away, Vegeta replaced him. He traded a few blows then backed away and released the Final Flash on the kid. Gotenks emerged singed, but unharmed. He connected a powerful hit on Vegeta and Vegeta fell into the ground.

Piccolo tried his luck, using the power of Kami and himself to attack. Gotenks moved away and landed across from Piccolo, who looked like he had just seen a ghost. Gotenks looked around to see what was wrong, when he noticed he was on the roller coaster.

"Hey Piccolo," he taunted, "Click-click-click-click-cli- oh no! We're at the top! Look out, the coaster is broken! We're going down!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo yelled and flew as far away from the fair as possible.

Gohan chased after the two boys and found himself inside a house of mirrors.

"Hey Gohan!" Gotenks called. Suddenly the entire room was full of Gotenks as he reflected himself in every mirror, "What are you going to do now? You can't hit me if you don't know which one I am!"

Gohan turned around and blasted the real Gotenks right in the chest. He stood up a little wobbly and glared at Gohan.

"How did you do that!" his duel voice asked.

"I can feel your ki you dope."

"Oh yea. Well take this! Cotton Candy Ha!" (Said like the Kamehameha wave.)

Gohan was sent packing by the pink blast.

Kakarot stood up from the rubble he was in. There was a gapping hole in his left knee and his shirt had been torn away completely. He stood up straighter put his hands on his hips and stuck out his chest.

"Look at the size of my muscles!" He announced to the world.

Vegeta was standing beside him and rolled his eyes at the display, and took a senzu bean from the magic bean fairy that was handing them around.

He flew up towards the kid and was about to attack when he noticed the boys staring in horror at him. "What's wrong with you?" He asked.

"WHATS THAT?!?!?!" Gotenks yelled, point at Vegeta.

"What? This?" He asked, pulling a out a bag of carrot sticks that had been sticking out of his pocket, "I keep these on hand encase I need a snack."

"Getthemaway,getthemaway,getthemaway" Gotenks shuttered in horror.

Vegeta let out a smirk, "What, you don't like vegetables? What would happen if I were to move it closer?" Vegeta moved closer to the terrified chibi and the other shrank away.

"NO! Don't so that! I can't bear to look at them!"

"Catch!" Vegeta yelled and threw a carrot stick to all the z warriors.

After much whining, (Kakarot didn't want to be near a carrot either) they managed to pin Gotenks in a corner and surround him with carrots.

"Eat this!" Vegeta yelled as they all threw the carrot sticks at the kid.

"Nooooo-ack!" One carrot stick managed to fly into Gotenks mouth as he screamed. Suddenly, his hair turned back to gold and the pink aura disappeared.

The horror was over. The rest of the fighters pinned Gotenks down until the rest of his time was up, and both kids were given three-hour lectures from Chichi (I know, it's a very harsh punishment, but they deserved it.) Once again, peace reined over Earth, and Piccolo still will not go on a roller coaster.

"Hey!" He yelled.

"Hey Piccolo!" Kakarot yelled, "Check out these abs!"

I'm sorry I haven't been writing as much. I'm trying to think up situations and I'm having very little luck. If you have a suggestion, go ahead and write it in. I've also noticed they are getting longer; so let me know which length you guys like!

Brad