Vegeta's Log:  Jan 13, 2785

            He awoke at four am, it was time to train.  Without a word the Saiyan walked into the gravity chamber and pumped it up to four million times gravity. 

            After picking up his flattened form, Vegeta managed to hit the gravity off switch and gave himself a mental note that this was only the Android Saga, that amount of gravity was a little beyond his reach.  So he opened up with a light warm up at three hundred times gravity.

            "Aketa hista Akkarotka!"  Vegeta yelled out.  Then stopped.  Something was wrong with that sentence.  He shrugged and continued training.

            Seven hours later he emerged from the chamber and walked into capsule corp.

            "Omanwa, akema ema oodfa!"  He stopped and covered his mouth.  What the heck was wrong?!

            Bulma walked in, "What did you just say?  I'm not sure whether to be insulted or laugh my ass off."

            "Ia an'tca elpha tia!  Omethingssa rongwa!"

            "Holy crap!"  Bulma laughed, "You're talking in Pig Latin!"

            Vegeta gave her laughing form a death glare and was about to tell her off, then reconsidered.  It just wouldn't be as biting a remark in Pig Latin.

            "Reaa ouya allingca ema aa igpa!"  Vegeta was getting annoyed with this.

            "Calm down Vegeta! I'm sure this thing will die down by tomorrow.

            It hadn't.  Vegeta put up with it for a month before the rest of the z gang decided he could use a wish to bring him back to normal.  (They were going to let him do it right off, but they were enjoying his suffering a little too much.)

"Henronsa, Ia ummonsa ouya!"  Vegeta yelled over the magical ball.

Nothing happened, except the faint sound of laughter could be heard emerging from the seven balls.

Vegeta rolled his eyes and looked to Bulma.

"Shenron! Get out here!" Bulma yelled.

Shenron emerged from the balls, chuckling a little and wiping tears from his eyes.

"Holy shit Vegeta! What happened to you!" Shenron said between laughs.

Vegeta began to explain, but the eternal dragon started laughing again at the sound of his voice, and fell down, wrecking half of capsule corp.

"Amnda ragonda! Ia ishwa ota ona ongerla peaksa nia igpa atinla!"  (Guess who said it.)

Shenron turned to Bulma.  "Translation?"

"Dragon! We wish Vegeta no longer has to speak in Latin! Oops! What I mean is…"

"Your wish has been granted."  The seven balls split and the sky resumed it's normal color.

Bulma slowly turned to Vegeta with a nervous look on her face, "Please say you don't hate me."

"Ia ateha ouya."

"Close enough," She said, "Well, we'll just have to wait for another year to wish you back!"

"UUUUUUURRRRRRHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!" Vegeta screamed, in Pig Latin of course

            And now, the portion of the show you've all been waiting for!

Vegeta's Translations!!!

"Take This Kakkarot!"

"Woman! Make me food!"

"I can't help it! Something's wrong!"

"Are you calling me a pig?!"

"Shenron I summon you!"

"Damn dragon! I wish to no longer speak in Pig Latin!"

"I hate you."

A/N:  I'm writing to much with Vegeta.  I have a really god one for him, but I'm going to hold back on it until I get some good one's in for the others.  As always! Read and review!  Oh! Suggestions too!  Hmmm, DBZ Shakespeare, It must be done!  I will do it!