It was a peaceful day on Earth. The sun was shining, the birds chirped and the squirrels chattered as they searched for nuts. The fact that it was so peaceful was a surprise to any onlookers, because several Saiyans and one Namek were within twenty meters of each other. That usually meant a fight.
"I'm sooo bored!" Goku yelled, leaning his head in his hands, "There has got to be something to do!"
"Quit whining Kakarot, the full moon will be gone by tomorrow night and we'll be able to train again." Vegeta yelled at his rival.
"I may not believe it," Raditz said, "But we might just have to shudder Talk!"
All of the aliens in the room turned to stare at the Saiyan with looks of complete fear sketched on their faces.
"No! Anything but that! Noooo!!!" Nappa yelled, grabbing his head and falling to his knees.
"Hush," Paragis said, "We have no choice. Does anyone have a topic of interest?"
"I do," Goku said, "Has anyone noticed we're all named after food?"
"More specifically, vegetables," Broli pointed out.
"Did someone say my name?" Vegeta asked, coming back from where ever he had spaced off to.
"We were just wondering why we're all named after vegetables," Goku responded.
"It's a Saiyan tradition. I am a vegetable, the prince of vegetables, so I am called a vegetable."
"I must be a carrot!" Goku exclaimed!
"I'm a broccoli." Broli said, a little down cast.
"I guess I'm lucky," Paragus said, "My name is hardly recognizable as asparagus."
"I'm an Asian lettuce," Nappa said.
"I must be a radish," Raditz said, "I don't like those things."
"At least you guys don't resemble what you are," Piccolo said, "I even look like a pickle."
The Saiyans laughed at the Nameks misfortune, then Goku put his hand over his stomach, "Hey, guys? Well, since we can't do much else, and we've been talking about food this whole timeā¦"
"We know Kakarot, you're hungry. Let's go, we won't see the full moon just walking to the kitchen." Vegeta said. They all left leaving Piccolo by himself.
Piccolo continued to meditate, thinking the same thing he always thought about. "Do I eat? I don't think I have, I've never seen my self eat. I've complained about having fish too much, but did I eat the fish or simply smell the fish, maybe I took a nibble. I have pointy teeth, so I must be a carnivoreā¦"
Sorry it's been so long guy's! I promise to do better on these! Oh, What the heck is Bardock supposed to be? I can't think of a single food for him! Oh Well, R&R!
