The door to The Hyperbolic Time Chamber closed with a bang that echoed in the hollowness of the void. The two children exchanged glances and knew they were in for a tough time. Majin Buu was somewhere on the other side of that door. They only had a few short weeks to train up to defeat him, all that and they still have to survive the terrors of the chamber.
"Well, here we are," Trunks said.
"Yea." Goten said, a little over whelmed, "Where do we start?"
"Well," Trunks started, "We need to prioritize. The most important things come first. So, naturally, we start with-"
"The training!" Goten burst out.
"No, no, that's not the most important part at all! We need to start out with-"
"Ooo! Ooo!" Goten yelled out, and raised his hand while jumping from foot to foot, "I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me! We must perfect the fusion dance first!"
"That's silly. Of course we'll do that, but much later."
"Rest and recover?"
"Nope."
"Watch the entire season one of "The Simpson's"?"
Trunks considered this, but shook his head, "Goten, the most important thing a warrior does is name his own attacks."
Goten fell down anime style, then clambered back to his feet.
"Trunks! The fate of the universe has been placed on our shoulders and all you want to do is sit around and name attacks!"
"Listen Goten. Piccolo said I was in charge because I'm older and stronger. So if you have a problem, you can leave, I'll defeat Buu, and take all the credit for it as well."
"No I'll stay," Goten said, a little down cast. (Man, I hate to see the kid so sad. I'll write a happy one about him next.)
They sat down at the table that had fresh flowers in a vase. Trunks pulled out a piece of paper and pen and pulled off the cap.
"Alright, most of the names are in Japanese but unfortunately, FUNamation does not make us speak Japanese, so they will have to be in English. Most of the English attacks make sense, so they have to describe the attack. Hmmmm."
"How about 'Super Great Big Attack That Will Fry You?'" Goten asked.
"No, it's a little long. What about something that sounds like our parents attacks?"
"You mean like "Frying Pan of Doom?"
"I was thinking more of our dad's, but lets work with what we can get. How about 'Big slang attack?'"
"Not bad!" Goten said, "Ohh! 'Final Flush!'"
"Sound's too messy. But we could use another of my dad's, 'Glitter gun attack!'"
Goten stared at his best friend for a minute, "Okay, now I'm thinking that the rumor about you being gay is true."
"Hey! It was just a thought! Throw it into the mix."
"How about 'Garlic gun attack' instead?" Goten suggested.
"Majin Buu's not a vampire, so it wouldn't make sense."
"Let's see, we could take Krillian's solar flare, and turn it into 'Stole my hair!'"
"Majin Buu's bald, man,"
"Yea, so is Krillian," Goten said.
Krillian looked up from his card game with Master Roshi and Oolong.
"What's the matter?" Master Roshi asked.
"I don't know, but I have a feeling I'm being insulted." Krillian said.
"What about Krillian's wife? Doesn't she have a few?" Trunks asked.
"Oh yea!" Goten exclaimed, "She had one called 'Power Blitz!' We could use that!"
"How about 'Power Spritz?'"
Again Goten looked at the other kid.
"No, I'm not gay!" Trunks yelled.
"Okay," Goten said slowly, "Hey! How are we going to turn into a Super Saiyan Three? That's going to be the toughest part!"
"Well, duh!" Trunks said, "All we have to do is flex really hard and yell a lot. That's all your dad did."
Goku looked up from Gohan's training on Supreme Kia's planet.
"What is it?" Kabito asked.
"I don't know, but I have a strange feeling I'm being insulted!"
At that moment Majin Buu and Piccolo barged in on the boy's, and the fight for the universe began…
