Wow! It feels so nice to have some devoted fans out there!  Leelo and Cappuccino, you have my regards.  Capp, I especially like your suggestions, some of them Ihave not done yet, and others I have not had the resources or time to do yet.  I am going to place some DBZ characters in famous Shakespeare speeches, and I'm nearing completion of Vegeta's "The Raven," and it should be posted soon. (That's a long freaking poem!)

 On with the fics!

                Cell's body began to break apart and the perfection he had worked so hard for slipped away, he could feel it.  One of the androids was about to come out, and that would be his end. He grasped at his lips, trying to seal them shut as the droid began to emerge, but he might as well try to stop the universe from expanding.  A vile liquid squirted out from between his fingers and he covered his mouth harder, but to no avail, the android was forced between his hands and hit the ground.

                "Wait a minute!" Krillian yelled, "That's not 18!"

                Seventeen was unconscious on the ground, a gray liquid covering his form.  Cell also looked down in confusion, and then noticed he was changing.  His feet shrank, and his wings disappeared.  Then, things started to get weird.  The two things that stuck out of his head suddenly flopped over and hung at the side of his head, his chest grew two breasts, and his muscles shrank away, then, his skin turned a delicate pink.

                "He's a she!" Vegeta exclaimed.

                "Of course! Eighteen is a girl, so he turned into one!" Goku said.

                "Like, what are you talking about?" Cell said in a high, prissy voice.  (He can't see himself), "Like, Ohmygowd! Is that my voice?"  (I apologize to any females reading this fic, but my mind wondered what would happen in this event, and I can see Cell being a valley girl.)

                "Now what," A battle scared Gohan asked, "I can't hit a girl!"

                "You hit Frieza pretty well!"  Vegeta yelled out.

                "It's only a rumor that he's a she, Cell really is!"

                Cell had sat down on a rock and was examining his nails, "Ugh!  So much of this fighting! My nails are filthy!  I need a manicure!  And am I nude?  I need clothes! What are you looking at!"

                Yhamcha adverted his eyes, "Nothing! But since you mentioned you're nude, well, I can't help but look at any nude woman!"  (A/N: Nothing on Cell is showing, he's just not wearing clothes.)

                Gohan looked to his father, "Dad! What do I do?"

                "What are you looking at me for?  I don't know! Maybe he's not violent anymore!"

                "She, Dad.  Cell is now a she."

                "Ugh! I need some new clothes!" Cell flew off.

                "That was weird dad!"  Gohan said, flying over to his father and powering down.

                "No kidding!  That was kind of easy! Hmm, I wonder what would have happened if Eighteen had been coughed up?"