Super Saiyan three Gotenks jumped out of the tear in the dimension he had created, Piccolo close behind him. They spotted Majin Buu just finishing his snack, surrounded by the trashed lookout.
"Look at this place," Piccolo said, "It's ruined. Again!"
"Quit your whining, you woose," Gotenks said, "Buu! I'll get you for eating my mom!"
Gotenks powered up in a dazzling display while Buu stood in the mist of the ruins, grinning.
"That's it, release your anger. Cut me down with it, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!" Buu yelled out, "I am unarmed. Use your weapon. Give in to your hatred!"
"I'll never join you!" Gotenks yelled in defiance, while Piccolo stood on the sidelines, wondering what the hell was going on.
"It is unavoidable," Buu continued, "it is your destiny."
Gotenks turned his back on Buu, then, with resolution etched into his face, he turned around and held his hands in a double fist in front of his stomach.
"Laser sword!" He yelled, and a thin beam of light emerged from the top of his fist, extending to about three feet long.
Buu grinned, then pulled off a part of his stomach and held it in an identical grip as Gotenks, "Body sword!" He yelled, and the piece of flesh extended in a thin shaft to three feet long. The sword stood solid for a moment, then drooped over, completely limp.
"Hey Buu, you're a little limp their," Gotenks said with a smirk.
Buu growled low in his throat and shook his sword, "Straighten out!" He yelled at it. The sword resumed its elongated position.
Piccolo, still not really understanding what was happening, placed a hand over his face, "Am I the only one who sees in how a sick way this could be taken."
Gotenks lunged at Buu and struck downwards towards Buu's shoulder, which Buu blocked with his sword. Gotenks thrust his sword at Buu's midsection, which was similarly parried. Then Buu went on the offense, swinging a wild blow across Gotenks neck, which he ducked under, narrowly missing his long hair.
Gotenks rammed into Buu, knocking them through the floor of the lookout, into the bottom floor, where they both stopped and sized each other up.
"You've grown strong as I have foreseen," Buu said, pointing one finger at Gotenks.
"You'll find I'm full of surprises," Gotenks said, lunging at Buu with his sword. Buu skillfully blocked the blow, then spun Gotenks sword out of his hand, where it landed on the floor. Buu took a step forward, pressing Gotenks back a step.
Using his mental powers, Buu flicked a switch that opened the carbon-freeze chamber stored in the lookout. (A/N: What?) Buu took another step forward and Gotenks fell into the chamber with a startled cry.
"All too easy," Buu said and pointed at the switch again. Gotenks jumped out of the chamber just as the carbon-freeze spurted out, and grabbed hold of some loose pipes on the ceiling.
Buu continued to talk to himself as he faced the chamber, "Perhaps you are not as strong as I have foreseen."
Suddenly hearing a clanking noise above him, he looked up to see Gotenks climbing up the pipes, "Impressive," Buu said. He swung his sword, which Gotenks dodged by pulling himself up more on the pipe. The bottom half of the pipe was sliced apart, spraying carbon gas all around the room.
"Most impressive," Buu said.
Gotenks jumped down and grabbed the sliced pipe, and turned it to spray on Buu. Buu yelled as the carbon hit him and Gotenks held out a hand, calling his sword to him. He turned and slashed just as Buu recovered and held up his guard.
"I can feel you slipping, it will not be long before you are overcome with anger," Buu said in a deep voice.
"Stop that!" Gotenks yelled forcing Buu back.
He slashed straight down as Buu dodged to the side. The wild slash cut out a huge hunk of the floor, which tumbled down to the Earth, and opened up the sky below.
The continued to fight, slashing and hacking at each other, trying to gain the upper hand. Gotenks, in a frantic jab, managed to score a hit on Buu's right shoulder. Buu roared and with a furious strike, slashed through a think pillar standing in the room. Gotenks backed away from the strike and found himself in front of the hole he had made earlier. With another desperate jab, he struck at Buu loosely. Buu countered the blow easily then dashed Gotenks sword to the side. With a flick of his wrist, Buu sliced off Gotenks hand. Gotenks screamed, clutching at the stump that was his wrist.
"Luke... I mean... Gotenks, you are beaten. Don't make me destroy you!" Buu said. Gotenks continued to back away from Darth Buu, grabbing onto a pole with his good hand to try and cross the hole. "Piccolo never told you what happened to your father." Buu said
"He told me enough!" Gotenks ground out between clutched teeth, "He told me you killed him!"
"No," Buu said, "I am your father!"
Gotenks eyes grew wide; he shook his head, "No. That's not true! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
"NNOOOOOO! Noo!" Gotenks yelled.
"With you at my side, we could destroy the Emperor, and rule the galaxy as father and son!" Buu said, holding out his free hand to Gotenks.
Piccolo burst through the ceiling, and suddenly Cloud City became the lookout again. "What the hell have you two been doing!" Piccolo shouted.
Buu and Gotenks exchanged glances, and then gave Piccolo a sheepish look. "Sorry," they both said.
"Geez, sword fights!" Piccolo said, beginning to walk away, "Gotenks! Get that pink crap off your wrist. Get serious; this is a fight for the universe! What the hell do you two think you are, Jedi?!"
Both Buu and Gotenks looked at each other, and then burst out laughing at the Namek.
"Yes, Piccolo Kenobi!" Gotenks wheezed between laughs. Both super powers renewed their laughter, and after a few minutes, the laughter died down.
"You ready, Darth Buu?" Gotenks said, still chuckling.
"Sure am, Gotenks Skywalker," he replied.
Then the battle for the universe continued.
This was not the way this started. Originally it was just going to be a sword fight with a few weird attacks thrown in, but I like the way this came out much better. I'm going to have to do another DBZ/Star Wars cross over, because as I was writing this, I came up with a perfect one. Did I get most of the lines right? I wrote these last ones at work, so I'm not sure. Anyway, have a great fourth!
Tea0: I have no idea where I come up with these. Sometimes I'll just start with a character and go from there.
Zara m: Oh, no wonder I couldn't think of Bardock vegetable. I'll write a short fic about Gohan just for you.
Cappucine: As always, your comments and suggestions mean so much to me. Thanks!
Leelo: I don't think I've ever had a fan review so much as you. Thank you so much for your support.
