Don't ask what the hell I was thinkin' when I wrote this. The words between the dashes are actions. Please enjoy and review.
Kagura's Public Service announcement:
Kagura: Hello. I am Kagura, the wind. I am here to tell you about the dangers of drugs and why you should not take it, smoke it, etc. I had the choice of coming here. Why I did not refuse is because of one reason only. -points-
Naraku: -seems to have a lack of balance, giggling to himself-
Kagura: -laughs- There is no way I would pass up the opportunity. Why did he not resist and kill all those who attempted to get him high? Because I, Kagura of the wind, gave it to him, saying it was a powder of a strong demon that he must smoke in order to engulf in it's fantastic power. Naraku, being the greedy type, obviously took it and did as told. He is here to serve as an example.
Naraku: Hey Kagura, your lookin' fine tonight. Ce'mere and gimme a kiss.
Kagura: It's morning Naraku. And there isn't a chance in hell I shall give you a kiss.
Naraku: -resumes giggling like Kagura just told the most hilarious joke-
Kagura: The side effects of drugs are as follows: Laughing for no apparent reason. -turns to Naraku-
Naraku: -giggling like an idiot- Pudding, tee-hee.
Kagura: Clumsiness.
Naraku: -falls over air but is still giggling- -gets up and screams like some possessed monkey-
Kagura: And do things without knowledge that you are doing them. Most of the time, it is very stupid.
Naraku: FIRE! AHH! I'M GONNA DIE! -runs around like the his butt is on fire-
Kagura: -stares at Naraku- Uhhh... Oh yes. You can tell if someone is on drugs, or more specifically Marijuana, because they would laugh for no reason, their eyes are bloodshot, or, very, very red.
-close shot of Naraku's eyes; they are red except for pupils, which are black; one eye twitches-
Kagura: And lastly, they cannot seem to remember things that happened recently.
Naraku: -standing over cliff- Hey Kagura! Check this out. I can fly!
Kagura: No, wait! WAIT NARAKU!
Naraku: -leaps, shouting "Whee!" while tumbling 40 feet into the sea, ass first-
Kagura: -looking over cliff- Damn... I think he went too far that time. -shrug- Eh, but I think he's alive anyway. Let's go see.
Naraku: -not moving, floating on his back to the shore-
Kagura: See. He's fine.
Audience: Uhhh...
Naraku: -coughs and splutters, spitting out water, swims to shore and shakes himself-
Audience: Oh.
Naraku: -looks at Kagura with clueless expression with his nose bleeding- What just happened? Why am I all wet?
Kagura: -snaps out of cold stare- See? Short memory AND attention span.
Naraku: Attention span... tee-hee!
Kagura: -sigh- People shouldn't do drugs because they can kill you because of clumsiness and lack of attention caused by drugs.
Naraku: Augh... so... sleepy...
Kagura: Oh yes, I almost forgot. New users to the illegal drug usually get sleep as the effects wear down. Kids, talk to your parents about drugs. Adults, stop doing them. If your clean, don't get dirty with the filth of drugs. Thank you and Good day. -bows, takes out feather transportation thingy and flies away-
Naraku: -collapses in the dirt-
Again I say it, Don't ask me what the heck I was thinking when I wrote it. I did have fun writing it though.
