"I'm going to slap some sense into you!" Goku yelled as he slapped the overlord of the universe, Frieza.

                The Ice-jin's head moved side to side from the blows by the new Super Saiyan.  The overlord moved back and looked at the Saiyan, "You little bitch, you did not just slap me! Oh no you didn't!" he yelled in a weird voice that wasn't his own, "I will bitch slap you to your little poise!"  Frieza reached out and grabbed Goku by the hair and pulled hard.

                "OWWW!" Goku yelled, flailing his arms at the tyrant.

                "You messed up my hair you bitch!" Goku yelled.  He reached down and undid a boot tie, "I will take off my boots, and will kick your valley ass all the way to HFIL!"  

                "Go ahead and try it, whore!"  Frieza mocked.

                Goku flew in and smacked the tyrant with a boot, and Frieza grabbed Goku's nipple and twisted it. Both of them grabbed each other's hair... (Uhhh.  Frieza has hair now!)  and slapped each other.

                King Kia stood on his own planet watching the battle on Namek, with his ever-faithful monkey standing by.  King Kia had a look of shear terror on his face, and Bubbles was laughing his ass off. 

                "I don't believe it!" The Kia said, "They're fighting like girls!" Bubbles piqued a question, and King Kia shrugged, "I didn't teach him that.  In fact the only woman Goku has come into contact with in the other world was... Princess Snake!"

                The catfight between the two super powers continued, Goku had just bitch slapped Frieza into a mountain when he heard King Kia's voice.

                "Goku! What are you doing?!"

                "I'm fighting how King Kia showed me too,"

                "That was Princess Snake!"

                "No," Goku drew the word out, "You're Princess Snake, the pretty girl was King Kia."

                Behind King Kia's muttered curses, the sound of Bubbles laughter was redoubling.  "I am King Kia! Dammit! We spent 88 days training together! I taught you my famous style! Fight like I taught you too!"

                "Well, okay.  But your style doesn't seem to be very affective..."

                "GOKU! Kamehameha his ass to hell, them get up here!  You're going to stand still while I beat the crap out of you!"

                "Oh alright, Princess Sn- I mean King Kia," The Super Saiyan cupped his hands at his side, and started the famous attack,  "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaa...a.... a...." Goku put his hands on his knee's as he leaned over.

                "What happened," King Kia asked.

                "Held.... the Ka...me.... ha...me...ha.... too long.... Ran.... out... of breath...." Goku gasped out.

                "GOKU! IF YOU DON'T BEAT HIM I'M GOING TO DO IT AND YOU WON'T GET TO HOLD IT OVER VEGETA'S HEAD FOR LIFE!"

                "Oh no!" Goku exclaimed, very serious, "Alright, I'll get him now!"

                And thus DBZ producers continued with the fight, leaving this deleted scene out for the sake of it all.