Author: Presenting you is none other than my next BORING chapter of "Oh Great!" Read carefully to your hearts content and to your flimsy brain that died from boredom. Gimme sum FANFICS to read! XD I got dis chapter title inspired by a Social Studies chapter we're learning about again right now. "The Declarations of Independence." Heehee.

Chapter 2: Declaration of War


Inuyasha moved closer to Sango and Kagome, now in a conversations reach.

"Errh..um..uh.." Kagome stuttered.

"DAMN! There's nothing to worry about..he's just a regular student like me. Calm down!" Kagome told herself.

Kagome was already starting to panic. But suddenly, she noticed something. He didn't stop walking.

"Eh?" Kagome thought half relieved and half sad. She wanted to talk to him, get to know him..

"Time to go, you gawking moron.." he smirked silently at Kagome as he went up to the next class.

Kagome's lips formed a small 'o' shape and realized why he was staring at her. SHE was the one staring at HIM first.

"Uh..are you alright, Kagome?" Sango said.

"Huh?" Kagome turned to face her more carefully.

"Your face is flushed red. Do you have a fever?"

"Oh. Uh. No. Just a bit hot, you know. The weather–REALLY warm today!" Kagome started to sputter.

"Yeah, I guess." Sango placed her hand on Kagome's forehead and took it back off.

"Huh. You're okay."

"Yup. Well, uh..shall we go?" Kagome said anxiously.

"We're at least gonna be 5 mins. late! We gotta hurry!" Sango said.

—Later, Sango and Kagome running in the halls—

"YOUNG LADIES!" a voice cried out.

"Urk!" Both Kagome and Sango stopped to a halt, not bothering to look back, though.

"No running in the halls! Someone MIGHT get hurt." the voice cried out.

"Yes, ma'am. Sorry!" they both said. Then, the quickly walked and hurried back to class.

—Few seconds later—

"PHEW! We made it!" Sango said.

"Hope we're not too late.." Kagome muttered.

Sango BLASTED the door in with such a strength, she caught some people's attention.

"Whoops." Sango winced and closed an eye.

"Well, well. Look what we got here. Sango and the new girl. LATE for class." Kikyo laughed cruelly.

Kagome instantly glared at her, but Kikyo's girlfriends were already laughing and giggling stupidly along.

"...Was that suppose to be funny?" Kagome said. "Cuz it sounded like I heard a frog's croaking voice."

"Ooo.." There was a hushed silence in the class. Everyone was watching, including Kouga.

Inuyasha got out of his seat to get a closer view and hearing of this little cat fight.

"Interesting.." he thought while grinning widely.

"What did you compare my voice to?" Kikyo growled.

"Nothing. I didn't compare your croaking voice to ANYTHING. Your voice IS from a frog." Kagome said coolly.

"Good thing the teachers not here right now, huh.." some whispers were going on in the class.

"Yeah, the teacher had to make an emergency stop to the nursing room. Poor guy.." someone muttered.

"Heard he had a really bad headache. Pained his head, he couldn't even start a 5 mins teaching lesson!" someone added softly.

"OH REALLY!" Kikyo shouted now. "Well, at least I'm not some kinda unpopular stupid BITCH."

Kikyo started to curse out now. She was really pissed. No one had ever made such a nasty comment about her "angelic" so-called voice her friends had described as.

"Tch." Kagome cocked her head to one side and sneered evilly. "Oh yeah? You don't even know me for one thing. And for another, you're mad ugly, you SLUT."

"WHOOO! You GO girl!" Sango grinned, winked at Kagome and flashed her a thumbs-up sign.

Kagome saw this and instantly smiled back, feeling an air of proudness around her.

"You think you're better than me, huh you–" Kikyo started.

Kikyo started to curse Kagome out using foul language since she couldn't win by pure smarts and highly educated comebacks. But she was abruptly cut off by Kagome.

"Yeah, I think im better than any type like YOU." Kagome stated plainly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..girls, girls..calm down.." Miroku said. He was also watching this whole action with Inuyasha, and decided to take the fight a few steps higher.

"YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!" the two girls roared.

"Urk." Miroku looked taken back and flinched at the tone of their voices, but decided to continue talking.

"Well, I have a better way for you to settle this once and for all." he said slowly.

"Yeah, and..what is it?" Sango said. "Go on.." She was pretty interested in knowing what 'great' idea some kinda pervert like him had.

"I was thinking, since we're going to have spring break starting tomorrow, why not have a mini-competition? The WHOLE CLASS could be the witness. And all the girls.." his voice trailed off when he received dagger piercing glares from Sango.

"Well, er, cut that part out. Let's take a little field trip. 7 days. And make them both compete with different competitions for each day." Miroku suggested hopefully.

Inuyasha got out of his seat. He went over to Miroku and clapped a hand on his shoulder.

"Heh. That's the 'brightest' idea you've come up with in these 5 years that I've known you..." Inuyasha smirked.

"Uh..thanks." he said uncertainly.

"Hey, hey, HEY!" Kagome shouted. "Don't WE get to decide how to settle this?"

"HAH! SCARED YOU GONNA LOSE? CHICKENIN' OUT, ARE YOU? But that's quite alright. It's fine with me." Kikyo sneered. "If I win, you hafta get on your knee and apologize."

"Bring it on, bitch! I'll beat you so bad, you're gonna wish you've never had to compete with me." Kagome said hotly. "And if I win," she added hastily, YOU'RE going to scrub the bathrooms in this WHOLE SCHOOL!"

Inuyasha looked at Kagome's face in admiration.

"Wow..she's the first girl to actually stand up to that fat-ass bitch, Kikyo." Inuyasha thought in awe. "She might not be so bad after all..."

"Heh." Inuyasha grinned, "you better get back in your seats now. I hear some familiar footsteps coming."

Everyone went instantly back into seats and read their science textbooks or pretended to work with a buddy.

When the teacher entered, everyone was silent already and looked like they were working hard.

"Ah, class! I can't believe your hard work and determination to learn!" the teacher said proudly. "Therefore, I'll give this class NO WORK whatsoever for Spring break!"

"YEAHH!" the class cheered in delight. "Thanks!"

"But–! When you come back, be ready and prepared for a science exam I'm giving you." she said.

"Aw.." slight disappointment was shown in the voices of the class.

BRRINNGG!

"That's the bell, class! Off you go! May I wish you the happiest spring recess!" the teacher waved them good-bye.

—Outside of the High School Building—

"Okay! Hey, hey! Gather up!" Miroku shouted.

The classmates in the class had gathered up to check out what was happening.

"So, this is the plan. We're going to take this little trip to the west forests, Izaiyu Forest, hosting their battle. We're going to get there Sunday, since today is Friday." Miroku explained.

"Okay..I'm sure everyone knows where Izaiyu Forest is." Kagome nodded and everyone else did also.

"So we're going to meet there in the pond. There's a weird pond in that forest, it's the only one, and once you step foot, you can see it a few feet ahead. You CAN'T miss it."

"OKAY! WE GET IT!" Kikyo shouted. She was losing her patience and wanted to go home and get her "beauty sleep" and get a new manicure with a pedicure.

"Urk. Uh..so prepare yourselves for anything on Saturday, then." Miroku told Kagome and Kikyo both. "Uh..gotta go now! See you Sunday!" he called out while running away.

"Feh. It's so obvious he doesn't like girls like Kikyo. See how 'scary' she is? DUMB, if you ask me..." Sango sniggered to Kagome.

"Haha, yeah. Guess girls like Kikyo bugs him." Kagome agreed.

"What am I, chopped liver..." Kouga suddenly muttered to Kagome feeling hurt a little. He's been standing next to Kagome for a long time and no one noticed him.

"Eh? Ah! Um..er..sorry, Kouga." Kagome put on a little smile, feeling bad she missed him just standing there.

"Well, no worries! Want me to help you practice studying or running or anything with you tomorrow?" Kouga grinned energetically.

Kagome smiled and said no thanks. Kouga looked like his face had sagged a thousand miles, but he grinned anyway and said he was going to go then.

—Walking home, Sango and Kagome—

"So, Kagome. Are you going to be ready to 'battle' with Kikyo?" Sango said.

"Hmm..yeah, I think. She's not all that, even though she says it." Kagome said.

"Well, do you have any idea what you MIGHT be doing for the competition?"

"Oh. That's a good question..I'm not sure. Do you know?" Kagome asked hopefully.

"Heehee. I thought you'd ask. That's why I've been thinking..." she trailed on, "maybe you two are gonna climb 2 tall trees and see who gets higher!" Sango said half-hopefully.

"Uh...that'll be interesting." Kagome sweated.

"HELL YEAH! Kikyo's gonna be panicking about her nails!" Sango smirked.

Kagome thought about it, a picture of Kikyo breaking off all her nails. She grinned at that thought and said it wasn't half bad to Sango.

Both girl cracked up into fits of giggle and walked home together, talking about what might happen to KIKYO thoughout this awesome competition.

—Two days later, SUNDAY—

"Everyone here?" Miroku asked. He was acting like he was the manager of the competition.

"Yeah.." everyone said.

"Hey, hey, Pssst! Kagome!" Sango said to catch her attention. "Where do you think Kikyo is? I don't see her anywhere!"

"HAH! Probably chickened out.." Kagome smiled evilly at the thought.

"I'M RIGHT HERE!" Kikyo shouted. She was panting, and sweating, complaining about everything.

"...What's up with her" Kouga asked Kagome.

Kagome shruggged.

Kikyo wore her slutty mini-skirts to a FOREST, A FOREST where they were hosting their competition. That means anything could happen.

"Hah. Hope she falls into a mud puddle..." Kagome thought.

"Jeez, this place STINKS!" Kikyo complained. "Too many mosquitoes! Dawn, hand me my bug spray, will you?"

Kagome rolled her eyes in disgust.