AN: What is up you entitled and uneducated mongos? Yerboi back at it again with another sub par chapter. I'm gonna address some shit that happened in the last chapter because directly messaging all of you is too much work.

Suck my weiner.

1. Nekoshou Massacre - Yes, I'm aware that it is fannon and that the Nekoshou race was never hunted down by the actions of Kuroka.

I don't give a shit though. It sounds like a personal problem and if you dislike it, quit reading dumb ass. Ain't no one forcing you to read this work of art I call a story.

2. Vali Dividing Sasuke's power - LULW. You think Vali is capable of actually halfing Sasuke's power??? Fuck no. He'd explode if he did that.

Why didn't I specify that then? Cus fuck you.

3. Is this a Sasuke story? He's had the most screen time over the other characters. - No, it isn't. But I enjoy writing from the perspective of Sasuke because so many authors don't truly understand how interesting this character can be/is.

People hate Sasuke for the weakest reasons and downplay his entire character arc during OG/Shippuden just because he was arrogant and cold to Team 7.

That being said, if you dislike Sasuke's character then you might as well drop this story right now. I enjoy writing Sasuke and it is what it is. Suck my weewee.

4. Naruto and Sasuke's harem - Fuck you.

5. I'm one half of the funniest comedic duo in the entire world. Put respect on my name. Bitch.

And that is all :D On with the chappy.

I hope I answered all your mundane questions with the professionalism and maturity that you expect from such a well-polished and stand out guy such as myself.

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It was official! Irrefutable!

The Divine Dividing was absolute horseshit and completely unfair.

And he had possessed a fucking Sharingan!

Those things were bullshit incarnate. Don't even get Kakashi started on the damn Rinnegan. That thing was even more busted.

But at this very moment? Face to face with what was possibly the most annoying and stupid gimmick that Kakashi had ever come across...

He was starting to rethink all of his choices that had let him make it this far in life.

He should have just kicked the bucket after his father committed suicide. Life would have been so much easier and smoother.

Cus he'd be dead, y'know?

Wouldn't had to have assassinated men four times his age as a child.

Wouldn't have had to repress all the physical, mental and emotional trauma he experienced during his 23 years of being an active duty Shinobi for Konoha.

Wouldn't have had to come home to witness his father's hanging corpse in the middle of the living room.

Wouldn't have had to watch one of his closest friends sacrifice themselves to save him.

Wouldn't have had to plunge his fist through the heart of his other best friend to save his home and village.

Wouldn't have had to deal with alot of shit now that he really thought about his shitty life.

Perhaps he was just a masochist and he enjoyed getting the shit kicked out of him.

Hmm...

Yes yes yes... It all made sense!

It was undeniable!

Irrefutable, even!

Life was full of surpris-

Kakashi's eyes widened as a fist appeared just on the outer peripheral of his vision, en route to take his head clean off his shoulders.

Obviously he wasn't going to let that happen... He had just been caught off guard because he had been having an inner monologue.

Vali was strong but he wasn't Naruto or Sasuke strong and that's all that really mattered. That's not to say that Kakashi could easily manhandle the teen either.

Kakashi would give credit where it was due. The silver haired teen was actually incredibly talented and boasted a good deal of power, even without that dumb ass sacred gear of his.

But Kakashi was Kakashi.

And that's all the explanation that was really needed. Vali, of course, didn't know this tidbit of information and he was going to be in for a rude awakening when Kakashi decided to take this fight seriously.

The silver haired Shinobi weaved just outside the range of Vali's attack, displaying a degree of dexterity that seemed to surprise the teen.

Cold, charcoal eyes gazed into hazel eyes with disinterest.

Kakashi's left hand barked with lightning, his feet shifting minutely and his hips pivoting on a dime. The lightning encased fist shot towards Vali's overextended elbow, aiming to incapacitate his joints and slow the boy down.

The teen grit his teeth, lightning coursing through his body and pain flaring up in his now limp arm. Vali sought to lash out with his left leg and met nothing but air, only witnessing a blur of motion from the grey haired man.

"Neh... you should take this fight more seriously, Vali-kun." Kakashi chided with a raised eyebrow, several meters away from the teen. "I'm liable to kill you, if not."

"DIVIDE!"

Two things happened when Vali tried to call upon the power of his Sacred Gear.

The first, and most noticeable, was that he didn't receive an influx of power from Albion.

The second? Pain.

Vali's world seemed to blur in front of him before he finally registered the familiar smell of ozone and burning flesh. He idly noted that someone was screaming.

It took him another 3 seconds to realize that he was the one screaming.

"Partner! You need to wake up!"

Vali could distantly hear Albion shout his name from the inner confines of his mind, such was the pain that was coursing through his stomach.

Pain, anger and adrenaline surged through Vali's pores before he finally moved. An awful and disgusting sound emanated from his body, similar to the sound of flesh being dissected and torn.

Another wave of pain and agony seared through Vali's body before he finally glanced towards his stomach. His expression matched his pain, noticing the giant and smoking whole that he called his stomach.

The smell of burnt flesh invaded his nostrils as blood continued to slowly seep out from the gruesome wound, painting a rather gruesome visage that failed to vacate his mind.

What?!

Vali couldn't think straight! What the hell was happening?!

The descendant of Lucifer blinked and then the wound was gone. Disappearing as if having never even existed.

WHAT?!

"Partner! It isn't real. Just an illusion."

Albion's words snapped Vali back into cognitive reality. He blinked a total of three times, before realizing that he had yet to move from his previous exchange with the masked man.

Hazel eyes glanced down towards his limp appendage, noticing that his arm was still experiencing the effects of the lightning attack he received from his opponent.

"An... illusion? But when?!" He questioned to himself. How had the man caught him unaware? Illusions shouldn't have the power to influence his thoughts and actions.

Albion made sure of that, so why?

"Hoh... Managed to see through that did you?" Hazel eyes snapped towards the voice, growing sharper than steel as he stared at the masked man. "Color me impressed. That was my strongest Genjutsu... Though I'm no master like an old friend was I'm far from a slouch... Impressive. You're a dangerous one."

Vali noticed, with a great deal of anger, that the man had one of his hands in his pocket, body completely relaxed. His eyes were dull and he gave off an aura of disinterest that rackled something furious in Vali.

This man believed himself not a threat?!

Idiotic!

Inconceivable!

He was Vali Lucifer. Descendant of the original Satan! Wielder of one of the 13 Longinus, Divine Dividing!

How... How dare he?!

Demonic power radiated from Vali's position, bursting outward and surrounding him in a veil of of dark energy. His power surged for a moment before skyrocketing and growing in intensity. The earth around him shattered before erupting, flinging debris and destruction to and fro.

Kakashi watched the teen power up with a tired expression. "Oh boy... He's upset now."

Kakashi really only had himself to blame.

This fight was going to be even more annoying now. Curse his bad luck. He already had Might Guy as a friend in the Elemental Nations... Hadn't he suffered enough?!


An angry curse escaped Kuroka's lips as she dodged the mighty swing from her opponents large sword. She had already learned to not block against it.

A pained scream emanated a few meters away from her, signifying that Bijou had yet to learn that lesson.

Dumb ass monkey. If she couldn't block the damn attacks while using Senjutsu what made him think he could?!

That... thing's defense was incredulous! And the amount of Chakra it was producing and generating made her knees weak.

Any other time and she'd be positively drooling, wet even if she so eloquently thought to her.

But right now? Survival. This man was... Perfect.

Strong.

Stronger than Vali.

Attractive.

Ruthless.

A strangled scream split the air as the raven haired teen commanded his Chakra infused Samurai to create a tornado of flames that turned the earth to glass.

She watched Bikou get batted into the barrier walls of her creation and while she certainly felt a pang of sympathy for Bikou, the idiot needed to learn to dodge.

"Le Fay!" Dark energy encased Kuroka's hand as her demonic energy surged, mixing with her Chakra.

A torrent of black energy shot towards the Susano'o just as a tornado of flames and a massive bolt of lightning struck the construct, coalescing the dark energy and causing an elemental explosion of destruction and chaos.

Le Fay landed next to Kuroka, her normally soft and vibrant blue eyes now hardened to a degree that was quite unnatural. "D-did we get him?" She asked with some measure of hope.

Kuroka didn't bother answering. She already knew the answer, being so in tune with Senjutsu. The man's Chakra construct hadn't even been phased, let alone damaged.

Kami she was so turned on right now.

"Not even a little, nya." The Nekoshou replied glibly. "He's far too strong for us to take on."

Le Fay's head turned towards Kuroka, eyes wide with surprise. "What?! What do you mean?!"

The Nekoshou's tails idly swayed back and forth, watching as the smoke began to clear from their combined attack. "I knew that these two were strong, nyaaaaa... But they were suppressing their power by a fair amount in Kuoh. They clearly wished to remain as inconspicuous as possible but when you're a talented sensor like myself," She preened as the glow from the Susano'o's eyes pierced through the smokescreen, settling on her form. "You can see the underlying power clear as day."

Not a moment later did the smoke disperse, revealing the demonic looking purple Samurai construct. Free of any damages and without nary a scratch or blemish.

"This is futile." Le Fay's older brother commented, idly adjusting his glasses. "We lack the firepower to even pierce that thing's armor."

When the hell had he moved next to her?

"Something has to work! I mean, c'mon!" Bikou piped up next to her, staff resting against his shoulder and his burn wounds slowly healing.

What the hell?! Where'd they come from?!

"I guess we could try to throw literally everything at it and hope it does something, nya?" Kuroka questioned more than stated.

"It's better than nothing." Arthur stated with a sigh.

"M-maybe we can talk...?" Le Fay hesitantly replied. She shrank when three pairs of eyes focused on her. "W-what? Maybe we can not fight?"

The three went silent at that, each digesting how that line of talk could form and whether or not it'd be beneficial or if the man would just continue to attack, not caring.

"Are you 4 done talking?" An unfamiliar male voice sounded out from beside Bikou.

The four members of Team Vali physically jumped at the voice and their attention snapped towards the individual who was quite literally standing next to them, and their eyes widened in shock.

For there, standing directly beside them was the teen commanding the Samurai Construct several meters away from them.

His brow was raised and he had one of his hands in his pockets, completely disregarding them as a threat and not bothering to even hide it.

Because they weren't a threat. Kuroka idly realized.

What a humbling moment. Truly.

Upon realizing the individual, Bikou and Arthur immediately leapt away from the teen. Le Fay was rooted still, whether in fear or sheer resolve was up in the air.

But judging by the fact that her knees were shaking, Kuroka would bet on the former rather than the latter.

Kuroka's golden orbs trailed away from the handsome teen and towards the purple construct of Chakra. She could sense the man's Chakra signature in the Samurai...

So... A clone?

Turning her attention back to the clone, a sly smile formed on her face. "Nya~! You're very strong!"

The ebony haired teen just continued to blankly stare at Kuroka before shifting his gaze to Le Fay. The girl's demeanor seemed to shrink even moreso at his gaze and he idly noticed that the blond male was tense.

Sasuke returned his gaze to the Nekoshou before finally speaking, his tone placid. "Why are you here?"

Kuroka's head tilted, seemingly amused by the question. "To find strong a mate, nyaaaaa~."

Sasuke was unaffected. Yes, Kuroka was an incredibly beautiful woman but she was still an enemy, as of now, and she'd get treated as an enemy.

An explosion of power emanated from where Kakashi and Vali were fighting and Sasuke glanced for a moment before returning his gaze to Kuroka.

He had questions and his own curiosities about the woman in front of him. Why she had done what she did and the consequences of her actions and why the Yokai Faction wanted her alive instead of dead.

Obviously, she was one of the last of her kind but Yasaka was willing to shelter Kuroka and allow her safe haven in Kyoto, free of retaliation from the Devils. Risking a potential future alliance with a powerful faction for one woman.

For what reason? Sasuke wanted to know.

"Why?"

Kuroka's eyebrows furrowed in confusion for a moment. "Why what?"

Sasuke took a step forward, uncaring of how uncomfortable the other individuals became. He was within reaching distance of Kuroka as he stared into her eyes.

"Why did you kill your Master?"

Silence.

Sasuke continued to observe the beautiful Yokai in front of him before a familiar sensation pricked at his neck. His blood sang from deep within his veins and adrenaline coursed through his blood.

Ahh...

He hadn't felt this in a long time.

Killing Intent.

Kuroka's killing intent.

So rare was it to see in this world due to the lack of natural Chakra. Similar, to some degree, but entirely different. Chakra in the Elemental Nations was vastly superior to the Chakra that existed here.

But killing intent was killing intent. To harbor the ability to project such strong emotions with only your Chakra was a skill that few even in his own world had possessed.

A sickening wave of purple Chakra seeped out of Kuroka's pores, causing an uncomfortable tension to waft in the area.

Kuroka's own allies seemed shocked at the sudden change. Like a coin flip, she was no longer the care free and spirited woman who lacked social decor. In her place, was a cold hearted killer who lacked regret.

"Because I wanted to." She eventually stated, face blank.

Her expression may have been blank but her emotions were not and Sasuke found that he recognized those emotions.

Hate.

Anger.

Wrath.

So very similar to his own yet so very different as well... He couldn't quite tell why though. But if she was going to lie directly to his face on the exact reasoning on why she did what she did...

No one could blame him for antagonizing her.

"Your actions had consequences. The genocide of an entire race of beings... All on the back of one woman, drunk off power she didn't truly understand."

It was the exact thing to not say. But Sasuke feared little in this world and he'd get what he wanted from the woman regardless.

The Nekoshou's eyes went blank and her body went still. Her head tilted, only a fraction, but moved nonetheless. A deadened look settled upon her face and every muscle in her body seemed to coil.

It brought a smirk to Sasuke's face. An enraged opponent with a singular train of thought fixated on the absolute annihilation and evisceration of a target was the best opponent.

Wrath could be one helluva drug.

Perhaps sensing the impending dread and death wafting off of Kuroka, the young blonde teen got as far away from Kuroka as physically possible.

Smart move that. The Nekoshou was one step away from imploding.

Sasuke made sure it happened.

"You are the reason the Nekoshou are extinct."

Did Sasuke truly mean these words? No, of course not. As an individual who was on the tail-end side of a genocidal massacre of an entire group of familial individuals, he had some pretty... biased opinions genocides.

But Kuroka regretted her actions. Atleast Sasuke believed so. Why else would the woman allow herself to be consumed by anger?

Kuroka did not so much move as she disappeared, leaving an after image of herself. Her speed was quite impressive all things considered. Her form was perfect, her strike was phenomenal and her accuracy was spot-on.

It was just unfortunate that her opponent was Sasuke.

The Uchiha shifted his body, arms moving in tandem with his feet. His left palm slapped Kuroka's fist across her guard, effectively guarding from any further punches from her other arm. Sasuke's right fist chambered near his ribs and rocketed towards the woman's abdomen.

Even through the haze of wrath and rage, Kuroka felt that blow. Eyes widening to saucers and spittle flinging from her lips. The sheer strength from the Uchiha's blow physically lifted her in the air for all but a second as her body instinctively hunched over from the brutal attack.

Still recuperating from such a blow, Kuroka was unable to react as fingers dug deep into her scalp, grabbing a fistful of hair and yanking it with greater force than the initial attack upon her stomach.

Even through her rage induced state Kuroka understood the futility of her actions.

A strangled scream tore through her vocal chords as her attacker practically smeared her body into the earth. Her back broke through several meters of hardened concrete and soil as her vision blackened.

It was unfortunate that her attacker cared not for her pain.

As Kuroka lay beaten in the crater, Sasuke did not relent. He positioned himself just above the woman, feet planted on either side of her hips while he bent his knees.

"Why?"

Kuroka scarcely heard him.

But she did feel the pain from his next attack. Her stomach practically caving in due to the sheer force of his punch. It almost forced her to black out once more.

But for some reason Kuroka stayed awake, weathering the pain and coughing up a worrying amount of blood.

"Why?" Her tormentor asked once more.

Those terrifying and, in her opinion, beautiful eyes stared down upon her. Weighing her worth and determining her very person. There was no judgement in his eyes, only bleak curiosity.

Why did he want to know so badly?

"W-why... does it matter?" She slurred painfully. She heard distant explosions and felt the rumbles of the earth from her incapacitated state but she knew not what was happening.

The Uchiha continued to stare down at the girl before asking the same question.

"Why?"

Just a year ago he'd have killed someone for not answering a direct question. Would have strung their corpse up in the middle of a town and gazed disinterestedly as their body was picked apart by the wild life.

But he had changed from that person. And while patient, he was not above using violence to get his answer.

Lightening barked in Sasuke's left fist and as he chambered his fist to strike once more, Kuroka whimpered. A tiny and quite pitiful sound escaping her throat.

Her action caused the teen to halt, his head tilting as he raised an eyebrow.

Through watery eyes, Kuroka spoke in a pained whisper. "T-to protect... my s-sister..." A harsh exhale left her body as she clenched her eyes shut, not wishing to shed any more tears for those who had died due to her actions.

Had Kuroka's eyes been open then she would have seen Sasuke's demeanor flip on a dime. His blank expression shifted as his eyes narrowed. Though not in anger or sadness, but in sympathy.

Kuroka awaited the next blow from the teen but it never came. Instead of feeling another earth-shattering punch to her ribs, she felt a gentle palm nestle on her naval. She felt the soil around her shift as a weight settled upon her thighs.

Confusion led to curiosity as she slowly peaked an eye open and came face to face with the teen sitting on her lap. It made for a rather... odd sight but she didn't care for it.

The pain emanating from her stomach was slowly subsiding. Kuroka idly realized that he was healing her wound with Chakra.

"W-why?" She groaned quietly, head raising ever so slightly.

Sasuke said nothing for the first couple of seconds, seemingly ignoring Kuroka's comment. When the woman's head came back down upon the soil, Sasuke replied in a far softer tone than she would have expected.

"Your situation is similar to mine."

When he did not elaborate Kuroka sighed quietly, pain tampering off into pleasure.

"How...?" She questioned with furrowed eyebrows.

Sasuke's hand glided over the woman's toned abdomen, causing a shiver to wrack Kuroka's body.

Now was not the time!

Ignoring the woman's response to his actions he spoke. "I had an older brother..." He paused, seemingly to gather his thoughts. "Named Itachi... When I was a just a child, he cared for me... More then I ever would know."

Sasuke's eyes seemed to glaze over as if reminiscing the memories of his brother. "I come from a clan of warriors. Bred through combat and raised in violence. Hands soaked with blood and minds altered by trauma... We were a fearsome clan. Few could hope to match us and even less could tame us."

Sasuke's hand no longer moved along her stomach and Kuroka realized her wounds were completely healed. Instead of moving or anything of the sort, she laid still, transfixed by Sasuke's words.

"Arrogance flowed through our veins with pride being our novacaine... We were a mighty people who's downfall could only come from within." Sasuke's eyes closed as he idly laid his palms flat against Kuroka's abdomen.

"My brother was that individual."

Kuroka was quiet for several moments as she digested the teen's words. Once realization dawned upon her she spoke softly.

"He... killed your clan..." Kuroka's golden orbs narrowed sadly as her ears pressed against her head, already coming to conclusions about how the teen could feel. Even if some of her assumptions were potentially incorrect, the pain was all too real for the boy.

Sasuke inhaled through his nose as he closed his eyes. "I loved him. He was my brother. My protector... My goal. I wanted to be like Itachi... Wanted to be better than Itachi... To surpass him. To be like him." He shook his head ruefully as he continued speaking, though this time his tone was bitter.

"He slaughtered our people in the dead of night with the aid of an exile... Made me relive all the brutal events of that night as if I was the one who had done the killing. After breaking my mind.. He broke my body."

Kuroka's face grimaced as the image of her little sister manifested in her mind. The girl's terrified gaze as she watched her elder sister 'go mad' with Senjutsu and turning on their master.

It was... not a pleasant sight.

"I grew to hate him for what he did... Rightfully so. He took everything from me... I became hollow. Empty... Resented my beloved brother... Hated him." The teen then released a bitter chuckle. "When I grew older, I made self-destructive decisions. Betrayed those I loved and respected. I have only myself to blame for these actions..."

"But when I finally killed my brother... Finally got the revenge and justice that I and my family deserved..." Anger seeped into his words as his fists clenched atop Kuroka's abdomen.

Kuroka could do nothing but stare at the teen, completely mesmerized by his words and story.

"I learned that he killed the clan to stop them from causing needless death in my village. A coup de tat that would have left our very home bloodied by civil war... My brother took it upon himself to eradicate the threat that was our people..."

Sasuke shook his head as his expression shifted from anger to bitter acceptance. "But he could not kill his precious little brother... His love for me outweighed his duty as a soldier and he spared my life..."

Kuroka's eyebrows furrowed as she felt something wet land upon her stomach. She did not bother bringing attention to the single tear drop that fell from the teen's eye.

"I still hate him..." Sasuke spoke with eyes closed. "Hate what he did to me... Hate that he made me become what I am today... But I cannot stop loving him either..." A few moments later passed as he opened his eyes, staring down into Kuroka's golden orbs.

"So I ask you once again, Kuroka..." Said woman exhaled quietly as he finally uttered her name, eyes intense and expression hardened. "Why?"

Kuroka was silent as she digested everything that had been told to her. She had come to the realization that this man was similar to her, if only in reverse.

Whereas her younger sister and race had suffered the consequences of her actions, he had suffered the consequences of his elder brother's actions.

Their roles reversed but the pain they shared...

Kuroka couldn't and wouldn't allow Shirone to suffer at the hands of that shitty Devil she called a Master. Her baby sister was all she had after her parent's death.

She'd die before allowing the younger girl to come to harm... And yet she had abandoned her when the girl needed her most.

Kuroka had no idea that her actions would have caused such suffering and pain to not only her people but to her sister. By inadvertently saving Shirone from the torture and suffering of her former master, she had damned the girl to a life of pain and fear.

Actions that she regretted of course, but one that she would never take back. Kuroka loved her sister more than life itself. If there had been a better way then she would have taken it but the past was the past...

Steeling her eyes, Kuroka gazed into Sasuke's mismatched orbs with resolve. "Because I love my sister... And I'd do it all over again if it meant that her safety was guaranteed."

Shirone had been adopted by the Gremory Clan's heiress shortly after her actions and while she had been furious that another Devil held control over her sister, atleast it was with a Clan that loved their servants.

It was not like Kuroka had any say in the matter. She had been too busy avoiding the Devils that were sent to kill her. How would Kuroka have known that the Devils would target her race?

It just wasn't fair for the entirety of the blame to be put upon her shoulders... She knew this of course, but it was easier said than done. That guilt was ever present and stood upon her shoulders.

Perhaps one day it would ease...

Sasuke stared down into Kuroka's eyes for several moments before opening his mouth to speak.

Just as he was about to speak another ridiculously powerful shockwave surged through Kuroka's barrier, emanating from Kakashi and Vali's position.

Sasuke rose his head towards the direction and a small frown appeared on his face. Kakashi wasn't going to last long against Vali's Balance Breaker.

How powerful was this kid?

"Tch..." He scoffed before slowly rising to his feet, offering his hand to Kuroka who seemed surprised at the action. She stared at the appendage for all but a second before grasping it and allowing the teen to pull her to her feet.

Her golden orbs glanced towards the direction of Vali as she raised an eyebrow. "Vali is using his Balance Breaker... Your friend must be pretty strong nya."

Sasuke did not respond as he jumped out of the crater he had forced Kuroka into, the Nekoshou following immediately after.

Crossing his arms against his chest, Sasuke's Sharingan bled to life. "Why did you attack us?"

An amused smirk formed on Kuroka's face as she replied. "Vali loves to fight. He's a battle maniac."

An annoyed frown graced Sasuke's visage as he followed the form of Vali's Draconic looking armor. He spied a blur of lightning, definetly Kakashi, who was barely dodging and weaving out of Vali's attacks.

"And what happens when I eventually crush him?" Sasuke questioned placidly.

Kuroka blinked at the question before a sultry smile formed on her face. "He'll just want to fight you even more nya."

Yeah... no. That wasn't going to happen. Something told Sasuke that if he let Vali live, he'd be an annoying problem later on down the line. Sasuke loved a good fight, don't get him wrong but he preferred fighting on his terms.

Vali seemed like the asshole to just force you to fight. And Sasuke had little patience in regards to pushy individuals. He wasn't Naruto. He didn't cater to people just because he could.

"Then I'll just kill him." Sasuke casually spoke before disappearing in a burst of speed to fast for Kuroka to follow.

Kuroka took all but three seconds to truly digest the words spoken by Sasuke. Her eyes widened before shouting.

"Nya! Don't do that!"

The Nekoshou made to follow after Sasuke before hearing a pained groan from behind her. She shifted in the balls of her heels before spotting the rest of Team Vali laying on the ground, unconscious.

She stared at them for several seconds before glancing back towards Vali's direction with a frown. With a heavy sigh, Kuroka made her way to her allies to check on them and see if they were ok.


"What an annoying ass ability."

Kakashi's body blurred as lightning coursed through his hands, illuminating his form. For every attack he did against Vali, the teen would either shrug off or divide.

It didn't help that the teen was rather skilled at hand to hand and had a plethora of other abilities and long range attacks to nullify most of his arsenal.

Why did he always have to be the one at a disadvantage?

"Raiton : Raiju Tsuiga!"

A hound made entirely of lightning formed from the Raiton Chakra in Kakashi's hands. It released a vicious howl before blitzing towards Vali's at speeds that would make actual lightning jealous.

The silver haired Devil weaved around the first attack, eyes focused on the lightning trail that connected from the hound directly to Kakashi's hands.

His hand made to sever the electrical current before the Lightning Hound reappeared on the edge of his peripheral. Vali's eyes widened as the beast increased its speed at the very last second.

Vali crossed his arms against his chest to block the attack and instead of feeling lightning run through his body, a vicious physical blow cracked him in his temple.

Momentarily stunned by the sudden blow to his face, Vali was unprepared for the lightning beast to reappear in his face, electrical teeth shining brightly. The beast clamped its jaws down upon his left leg and proceeded to explode, consuming Vali and a several meters of earth near him.

Kakashi shook the last remaining remnants of Raiton Chakra out of his hands before shifting his weight on his back foot. He had learned early on in the fight that if Vali was preoccupied by two simultaneous attacks, then the boy had to choose which thing to Divide.

Divide the power from the physical blow, which in turn would Divide Kakashi's power or divide the power of the ability he was being hit with, thus making the attack weaker but never once Dividing Kakashi's actual power.

The teen could not do both or atleast Kakashi had come to this conclusion based on the multiple times that he had physically struck Vali at the same time as releasing a jutsu upon him.

But this method only delayed the inevitable outcome of the fight. A fight of attrition that Kakashi was practically guaranteed to lose. He wasn't a stamina based fighter and he likely never would be.

He was meant for quick and powerful executions. Though, that's not to say he couldn't outlast his opponents because he had done that plenty of times. But this particular fight was one he'd lose eventually.

He just couldn't land a solid enough blow that would incapacitate the teen. Everything was either half power or shrugged off and eventually healed.

It was like fighting Naruto all over again to up his skills when the Mugen Tsukuyomi failed. Naruto could shrug off Kakashi's strongest techniques with ease and just keep fighting as if nothing had happened.

It was so damn annoying!

If he still had Obito's Mangekyou Sharingan then he would have already decapitated Vali with Kamui.

Kakashi sensed a build up of power before placing his hands together and summoning 10 Kage Bunshins to his side.

Nine of the physical clones disappeared in a burst of speed as one clone remained, hands blurring through several hand seals. Kakashi himself matched his clone as both released a relatively powerful Jutsu.

The real Kakashi leaped into the air while clapping his hands together, before releasing his Jutsu. "Suiton : Bakusui Shouha!" His chest expanded nearly three times it's original size before water practically exploded out of his mouth. The condensed waves of water shot towards Vali's position as his clone finished its Jutsu.

"Raiton : Jibashi!" The clone placed his hands atop the earth before generating a blinding amount of lightning. The lightning spread through the ground, ripping and tearing the earth before colliding with the massive wave of water produced by Kakashi.

Vali emerged from his smokescreen with minor burns that were slowly healing and paused for a moment as a literal tsunami of lightning charged water crashed into him.

The silver haired teen released a pained scream before activating his Sacred Gear. "DIVIDE!" And yet the pain continued to course through his veins as his Sacred Gear released a powerful shockwave of energy, expelling the excess power from Kakashi's move.

Vali released several grunts of pain as he struggled to move his body, the lightning continuously shocking his nerves and preventing his movement.

Straining every aching muscle in his legs, Vali finally managed to move out of the water. Before he could even catch his breath, Kakashi appeared directly in front of him.

Time seemed to slow down as charcoal eyes met hazel orbs. Kakashi's form emerged from the tidal wave of water and lightning with little struggle, as if he was completely immune to the effects of both elements.

Vali spotted the condensed form of lightning sparking from Kakashi's hands and tried to shift his body defensively.

But he wasn't quick enough.

Kakashi closed the distance near instantaneously as his right hand dug directly into Vali's abdomen, piercing the boy's stomach and burning his insides.

Vali released a scream of pain before being launched into the air by the man's sheer strength. His body was sent careening into the air and before he could try to right himself using his wings, he was struck multiple times by a lightning encased fist, body ragdolling through the air but never losing altitude.

Just as Vali reached the apex of his climb through the air, Kakashi appeared directly above him with his right hand reared back past his head.

"Raikiri : Souraishin!"

Vali was unable to follow the attack as Kakashi's fist struck directly through his chest.

First came the initial pain and then came the inevitable downfall.

The descendant of Lucifer broke the sound barrier as his body was sent hurdling towards the earth, crashing into the hardened cement and concrete.

The worst of all?

Kakashi wasn't even done.

With lightning still encasing his hands, he bit his thumb before spreading it across his torso and forming a single hand seal. His form became encased in a cloak of sheer lightning, similar to the 4th Raikage At.

"Raiton no Yoroi!"

Kakashi's hair spiked up in an abnormal way as the Raiton Chakra surged through his entire body, enhancing his neural senses, speed and physical reactions.

After taking a single second to adjust to the change, Kakashi's form quite literally disappeared and reappeared just a foot above Vali's crippled form.

So fast was Kakashi that Vali had yet to register the fact that the Jonin was directly above him with his fist reared back.

"Raitoningu Sutoreto!"

Kakashi's fist struck Vali so fast that the concrete surrounding them practically eviscerated, turning into pure dust. A second passed by before a tremendous explosion engulfed Vali and Kakashi.

The silver haired Jonin flickered out of the smokescreen, his glowing form breathing heavily, lightning flickering in an unstable manner.

Now that had to have done some severe damage. If it didn't, Kakashi was quite literally fucked. His lightning armor was no where near as perfected as Ay's once had but he had the gist of it under control.

Vali had just been struck a total a 22 times in rapid succession with various forms of lightning enhanced punches and then was quite literally struck with Kakashi's strongest move in his arsenal.

"Just stay the fuck down kid..." Kakashi thought tiredly, chest heaving heavily while his sweat instantly evaporated due to the lightning cloak surrounding his body.

The silver haired Jonin tensed for a moment as a bright light emanated from the dust of his previous attack. Vali's power doubled, then tripled, then quadrupled as he heard an unfamiliar voice through the smog of dust and smoke.

"Divine Dividing : Scale Mail!"

The voice was a deep baritone. Regal and powerful. Ancient.

"Oh, for fuck's sake..." Kakashi tiredly groaned, witnessing the smokescreen disappear revealing Vali's Balance Breaker.

He knew nothing about the Balance Breaker of Divine Dividing.

Greeeeeeeeeat. COOOOOL!

Kami, he was so fucked.

"To push me into using my Balance Breaker... Congratulations, mongrel." Vali insulted yet praised as he slowly walked towards Kakashi's position, his white draconic armor glinting brightly. "Tell me, what is your name?"

Kakashi frowned beneath his surgical mask, glancing towards unstable lightning flickering off his body. He turned his eyes back towards Vali before speaking.

"Kakashi... Hatake." The Jonin rolled his neck before stretching his body out.

"Welp. Time to lose." Kakashi thought realistically. While not completely out of Chakra, he had only a few powerful Jutsus in the tank and his lightning cloak was becoming unstable.

"Well then, Kakashi Hatake..." Vali mocked degradingly. "Prepare yourself... It'll be over quickly." The armored teen bent his knees in preparation.

"Mah... I'm counting on it." Kakashi lazily replied, feigning confidence he didn't truly have. He could sense the sheer volume of power that Vali's Balance Breaker bestowed upon him.

It was bullshit. How come he could just rejuvenate all of his previous power and then proceed to triple it?

Absolute horseshit.

Before Vali could move from his spot 9 clones of Kakashi burst through the cement, each with Jutsus ready to be unleashed on the teen.

"Suiton : Suiryuudan no Jutsu!"

"Katon : Karyuu Endan!"

"Futon : Daitoppa!"

"Doton : Yomi Numa!"

"Raiton : Raiden!"

"Raiton : Shiden!"

"Katon : Goukakyuu no Jutsu!"

"Raiton : Sandaboruto!"

Each clone launched their techniques instantly, all 9 of the abilities closing in on Vali's seemingly unprepared form.

"Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide! Divide!"

Kakashi's eyes widened in shock as the teen proceeded to divide each Jutsu back to back with no cooldown.

What the fuck?!

"Ohh you gotta be fucking kidding me!" Kakashi cursed as each of his clones dissipated, knowing that staying would only hamper their master. Kakashi's reserves nearly doubled as the remaining chakra from his clones returned to him.

His previously flickering lightning cloak stabled out before bursting with renewed strength, lightning barking loudly in response to the increase in power.

What a bullshit ability. This kid's sacred gear was on a whole other level of stupid. If it wasn't for that dumb ass crutch then Vali would be a burning amalgamation on the earth.

Kakashi sighed quietly before his senses practically screamed at him. His eyes dilated as Vali seemed to appear directly in front of him with his fist nearing his jaw.

Kakashi's enhanced reflexes allowed him to weave out of Vali's super sonic punches.

Left. Right. Weave. Duck. Duck. Left. Right.

The Jonin was forced completely on the defensive as Vali continued to throw punches with finesse, speed and power.

Kakashi's enhanced nerves and vision spotted an opening for a mere millisecond. His feet shifted faster than most could follow and his upper torso tightened, shoulder squaring and arms tucking into his sides with his fists raised in front of him reminiscent to that of a boxers stance.

Kakashi's feet glided along the concrete before he ducking under one of Vali's punches. He took a step into Vali's guard before shooting his fist directly into Vali's armor, right where his right kidney would be located.

Kakashi's lightning encased fist made direct contact with Vali's armor, crunching the metallic fiber and releasing a shockwave of power from his blow.

Vali released a pained wheeze before rolling with the blow, not allowing Kakashi to capitalize on his attack. Stepping into Kakashi's own guard, Vali's left hand gripped Kakashi's outstretched arm, ignoring the searing pain from the lightning cloak, Vali snagged the man's arm down.

A disgusting pop was heard as Kakashi's arm was wrenches from its socket. The man released little more than a quiet grunt before shifting both of his feet and jumping into the air.

Using his speed and momentum, Kakashi gripped Vali's arm that was holding onto his own before flipping over the teen. He ignored the way his shoulder protested at the action and instead used all of his strength to lift Vali off his feet.

Kakashi proceeded to slam the teen into the earth, before rearing his right fist back to punch the boy in his armored head. Before his fist could strike the teen, he was sent rocketing away by the teen's armored foot.

Kakashi grunted in pain as his body rag dolled along the earth, crashing multiple times before righting himself with several flips. Kakashi righted himself before landing on one knee and gripping his left arm. His teeth grit quietly as he forced his arm back into its socket. His lightning cloak sparked for a moment before feeling the armor fluctuate.

"Divide! Divide! Divide!" A shockwave of excess energy exploded from behind Vali's form as he divided Kakashi's lightning cloak and power.

Kakashi heaved quietly as his Chakra cloak and power was halved. His lightning cloak flickered for a moment before disappearing a second later. The Jonin's eyes widened at the action and he immediately tried to move as Vali appeared directly in front of him with his foot reared back to strike Kakashi.

The silver haired Jonin crossed his arms against his chest before being struck by the descendant of Lucifer. The man became a blur of movement as his body skipped along the hardened earth.

Kakashi eventually crashed into the ground before struggling to his feet. Sweat cascaded down his form, dripping down his face and splashing unto the soil beneath him.

The Jonin struggled to his feet before dropping to a knee and releasing a ragged sigh.

"Fuck!" He thought tiredly. "Little shit practically drained me..."

What a shitty situation. It almost reminded Kakashi of the time he had fought against Nagato in Konoha. He had been completely outclassed by the man.

Reduced to a mere child even. While he had certainly caught the man off guard a hand full of times and nearly decapitated the Deva Path, he had still ultimately lost that fight.

Chakra reserves running on empty and body aching, Kakashi released a tired sigh. Resolve refusing to be broken he slowly gathered what remaining strength he had before standing to his feet. The Jonin rolled his neck once to the left before repeating the action in the opposite direction.

If Kakashi was going to lose then he was going to lose with style.

The Jonin placed both of his hands into the torn remnants of his pockets before fixing Vali with a bored stare. His pristine dress shirt was torn and shredded and he was missing a suspender. His surgical mask clung off one ear torn and shredded, revealing the lower half of his face.

The Jonin breathed in deeply before speaking. "Mah... You're not so strong Vali-kun. You rely too much on that Sacred Gear..." If Kakashi couldn't take physical shots at the boy anymore then he'd definetly attack the boy's pride.

All's fair in love and war as they say.

An amused laugh resounded from Vali as he neared Kakashi, not rising to take the bait. "Says the man on his last dregs of life. You were strong... The strongest individual I've fought so far." As Vali neared, a torrent of bright energy began to form in his hands. "Get stronger and perhaps one day you can properly challenge me."

Vali took aim with his right hand, the compressed demonic energy coalescing and vibrating rapidly. Just as he was about to blast Kakashi away with his power, Albion screamed a warning in his mind.

"Partner!"

But it was far too late.

"Amenotejikara."

Vali's eyes widened upon seeing Kakashi's ally just appear out of thin air. His nostrils caught the distinct smell of burnt flesh and was confused for all but a second before glancing down.

Vali couldn't properly process what had happened in such a short amount of time. He didn't even see the teen move when he appeared. One moment he was standing directly in front of him and then the next the boy's fist was through his stomach.

"Enton : Chidori."

Pain.

Vali's body tensed as he screamed in agony from the black flames that were eating away at his flesh faster than he could heal from.

What is this?! What was happening?!

Vali could idly hear Albion shouting in the back of his mind but the dragon's voice was muffled. Horrible, awful pain.

The heat. The agony. Make it stop! Stop stop stop stopSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP!

Vali's Sacred Gear responded to his agony and began to glow and power up. As Vali was in the process of powering up into his Juggaurnaut Drive form something happened.

Something that managed to strike fear deep into his very veins.

"You seem proud of this power..." Sasuke spoke cruelly. The flames of Amaterasu seemed to expand before being snuffed out entirely, leaving Vali's stomach burnt and gaping. "Allow me to take it away."

Sasuke's fist vacated its position before he shoved it into Vali's chest causing the teen to released another scream of agony. Purple Chakra began to form on the spot where Sasuke's fist lay.

"Ningendo."

Vali's pain seemed to just... stop.

Wha-... Why? What was... happening?

Why could he no longer hear Albion? His power... Where did it go? What was happening?!

Vali struggled to remain standing, not understanding what was happening to his body. It wasn't responding...

Why did he feel so cold?

And so tired?

So... so very... tired...

Vali's body slammed into ground as his thoughts finally ceased.

Sasuke stared down at the dead teen before glancing towards the soul of the Sacred Gear in his hands still in the form of a pair of wings.

Ahh... So Sasuke's hunch had been right. Similar to Naruto and the other Jinchuuriki he could sense two beings inhabiting Vali's body.

Obviously one of the beings being Vali's very own soul but as well as the 'soul' of the Sacred Gear. He knew the very basics of the Divine Dividing but hadn't actually known that a real dragon had been sealed inside of it.

Interesting...

A tired sigh resounded out from behind Sasuke as Kakashi dropped to the ground to take a rest. Sasuke glanced towards the man before just staring at him.

After several seconds of silence, Kakashi spoke with a raised brow. "What?"

The Uchiha continued to stare at the man for several seconds before replying slowly. "A... mole?"

Kakashi was silent for a moment before offering a lazy shrug. "I just like wearing masks... I'm not insecure about it."

Sasuke continued to stare for several more seconds before shaking his head and dropping the matter. The man had made such a big deal about having his face covered when they were younger that Sasuke had suspected that Kakashi possessed scars or burns that he didn't like.

A mole? That was it? How stupid.

Sasuke glanced at the Sacred Gear in his hand, eyebrows furrowing as it pulsed with power. He was silent for a few moments before glancing towards Kakashi and throwing the object at his former Sensei.

Kakashi scrambled to catch the object, confused for a short few moments. "The hell are you doing?"

Sasuke shrugged his shoulders before turning towards the direction he could sense Kuroka. "Take it... It's yours now. You killed Vali after all."

The Jonin glanced at the item before shaking his head. "Yeah... Wrong. Spoils of war." Kakashi held the object out for Sasuke to take, who refused.

"I don't need it." He stated simply.

Kakashi's eyebrows furrowed for a moment at the response. Well, of course Sasuke didn't need it but why not just take it? This Sacred Gear was...

Stupid. Strong. Powerful.

It could help bridge the gap that existed between him and Naruto. Why wouldn't he take it?

Unless...

Charcoal eyes glanced towards the last remaining Uchiha, eyes sharp and calculative. He witnessed Sasuke's left hand grip his Kusanagi, a nervous habit he never seemed to be able to shake.

But why...

Oh.

Ohhh.

Ahh.

"Awww, how sweet of you Sasuke-kun. So very thoughtful." Kakashi responded playfully with a small smile.

Sasuke ignored the urge to cast Amaterasu on his former Sensei. He so very badly wanted to... But not today.

"Shut up, Kakashi."

Kakashi chuckled quietly before glancing towards the Sacred Gear in his hands. If anyone was going to have this incredibly stupid and bullshit ability then it might as well be Kakashi.

He always did enjoy annoying the ever living fuck out of his opponents. It was a part of his charm.

Now... How did this thing work? Was he like supposed to put it on or...?

Kakashi stared at the object for several seconds before shrugging his shoulders and just winging it. "Uhh, hey... Sacred Gear thing... Can I use you? Or something..."

Nothing happened for several seconds and Kakashi just assumed that that wasn't how it worked.

Up until a bright glow emanated from the Sacred Gear, nearly blinding both men. When the light finally died down and both men were able to see without being blinded, Kakashi heard Sasuke speak.

"Huh... The look suits you."

Kakashi blinked several times before turning his head and spotting the translucent wings that clung to his back.

"Neat."

"Just neat? Is that all you have to say?"

Kakashi blinked several times as the familiar voice he had heard when fighting Vali made itself present but this time from within the confines of his mind.

"Uhh... Hello?"

"Hello human." The entity responded in kind.

Huh... Interesting. The Sacred Gear was sentient. Like Sasuke, Kakashi only knew the barest amount of information regarding Divine Dividing.

"So you're... sentient?" Kakashi questioned curiously.

"My name is Albion but many know me by other titles... The White Dragon. The Vanishing Dragon. Albion Gwiber... The White Dragon Emperor and even The White Dragon Emperor of Supremacy. I am one of the Two Heavenly Dragons."

"Wow... That's alot of titles." Kakashi commented, idly impressed by the former Dragons accomplishments. After all, Kakashi himself had earned many a moniker in his days. "So like... How did you become a Sacred Gear?"

"Well... That uh. That's a long story..." The powerful dragon seemed almost... embarrassed.

"Hooooh... There's an amusing story there..." Kakashi responded, tone full of mirth and amusement.

Albion was silent for several moments before clearing his throat and replying. "Perhaps another time... Now tell me... What is your name partner?"

Kakashi blinked before a small smile formed on his face. "Kakashi Hatake... Though I'm known by many monikers as well. The Copy Nin Kakashi... Cold Blooded Kakashi and even Sharingan no Kakashi... Though that last one no longer applies."

Albion was silent for a few moments before the dragon replied, his tone power and mighty. "Well then, Kakashi Hatake... It is a pleasure to meet you. I do hope we'll grow even stronger together."

Kakashi dawned a small smirk upon his face before replying out loud. "It is nice to meet you as well Albion. I hope that I am able to impress you."

Albion responded almost immediately after Kakashi's statement. "You have already done that and much more. Vali was an incredibly powerful host... We're it not for my power then you would have most certainly killed him."

Kakashi slowly stood to his feet waving off Sasuke's questioning gaze. He felt so rejuvenated now... Almost like the time that Naruto had shared his Chakra during the war. That had been an exhilarating experience.

"So... Now what?" The Jonin questioned as he saddled up to Sasuke's side, not bothering to deactivate Divine Dividing.

Sasuke was silent for a few moments as he watched Kuroka and her little group make their way towards he and Kakashi's position.

"We offer asylum to Kuroka." He replied quietly.

Kakashi briefly hummed before reaching into his pocket and pulling out his Hentai Manga. A heavy sigh escaped him as he noticed that the Manga Booklet was practically ruined.

"Why? Why must I suffer?" He questioned sadly.

"Seek help." Sasuke replied placidly.

Kakashi fell to his knees in anguish as he held the ruined booklet in his hands. "My boOOooooOooOOOOooOOok~!"

Sasuke breathed in deeply, right hand gripping his left wrist tightly. He wanted to Chidori Kakashi through his neck.

Just breathe Sasuke... Just breathe.

Several seconds passed by in silence as both Shinobi remained silent. Sasuke out of annoyance and Kakashi out of sadness.

It took Kuroka and her small group of allies a few more seconds to reach them and when they did they were completely surprised to see Kakashi wielding the Divine Dividing.

It took only a second longer for them to spot Vali's unmoving corpse. The reactions of each of the individuals varied heavily with Le Fay looking rather sad and Arthur only being curious.

"So you really killed him, huh?" Kuroka uttered quietly. While she wasn't the closest friend of Vali due to his rather cold and stand offish demeanor, she didn't dislike him.

He was rather ok to be around. She enjoyed annoying him and traveling around the world looking for powerful people to fight. It was kind of... sad.

Kuroka glanced towards Sasuke's ally and noticed his rather depressed state. In his hands was a torn and rather destroyed looking Manga Book. Was that a...

Oh. It was. Huh. Small world.

"Uhh... What's his deal, nya?" Kuroka questioned with a tilt of the head.

Sasuke shook his head with a flat expression. "Ignore him. He's being a child."

"My baby is dead... How will I ever recover?" Kakashi muttered quietly.

The Nekoshou glances at the man for a few moments before turning her golden eyes upon Sasuke. "You sure he'll be ok? He looks... not well nya."

"He'll live." Sasuke replied bluntly. "Now... What are you going to do?"

The Nekoshou glanced to her allies for a moment before shrugging her shoulders, breasts bouncing ever so slightly at the action.

"I guess we'll be heading back to the Khaos Brigade... Ophis-sama will want to know about Vali's disappearance, nya."

Sasuke gestured with her left hand before replying. "Yasaka has granted you asylum within the Yokai Faction under the protection of the Shinto Pantheon."

The Nekoshou was taken aback by Sasuke's words. "W-what? Really?"

The Uchiha nodded his head as he replied. "Your crimes will be pardoned should you accept her offer."

The Nekoshou was quiet for several moments as she digested the teen's words. She wouldn't have to be in the run anymore?

That sounded... nice.

"And the Khaos Brigade? I gave Ophis-sama my word that I'd help her as long as she kept me away from the Devils who wanted to hunt me down, nya."

Sasuke's eyebrow raised before he responded. "We can talk to Ophis later." He casually waved her concern off not making a big deal out of knowing who the Dragon was.

"W-wait! You know Ophis-sama?!" The monkey Yokai, Bikou, asked in shock.

Sasuke glanced towards the teen as he responded. "My team and I were recruited by Ophis herself. We are to aid in her plan to remove Great Red when she calls upon us. But in the meantime, she has allowed us to do what we like..." He glanced towards Kakashi who finally seemed to recover from his mental lapse.

"Ophis-chan is quite unique." The Jonin commented with a small smile.

"Chan?!" Le Fay squealed in surprise at the casual and intimate honorific.

Kakashi nodded idly while placing his hands into his pockets. "She all but demanded that I call her 'Ophis-chan'... She's rather adorable. If you ignore the fact that she has enough power to bend reality and space and can eviscerate large masses of land with barely a glance..." He ended his statement with an eye smile, but not really because his mask was kinda hanging off his face.

It was just a normal smile.

"Uhh... Well, what about them, nya?" Kuroka gestured to the small group behind her.

Sasuke didn't bother glancing to the remaining members of Team Vali. "What about them?" He asked bluntly.

The entirety of Team Vali grimaced at the uncaring tone. Damn. This guy was cold.

"Err..." Kuroka wilted for a moment as she glanced towards the group. "I'd like if they came with me... Well, that is if they want to, nya."

Sasuke's mismatched orbs traveled away from Kuroka before settling on the small group behind her. His presence seemed to wash over them, eyes judging them and assessing their worth.

"Of course they can join!" Kakashi butt in with a rather jovial tone. "But if they do anything even remotely sus... I'll kill them."

The Jonin's smile was a touch too bright and caused the hairs on the back of Team Vali's neck to raise.

"...Whatever." Sasuke eventually replied, not truly caring if the stragglers joined or not.

"Nya!" Kuroka cheered happily as she bounced up and down in excitement.

The things it did to her chest...

What a beautiful sight.

The Uchiha felt Kakashi prod his ribs with a knowing a smile.

Sasuke flipped him off for it.

AN: PepeLaugh. Chapter donezo. Vali got clapped. Dunked on.

If any of you bitch about the fight, feel free to lick my shaft. I don't care. See ya in the next update you filthy monkes!