Disclaimer-What a disclaimer? Oh well.
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(Not part of story)
Themasterlink-They're here...
Sora-Who?
Riku-Readers.
Kairi-People read this
crap?
Sora-I see no crap.
Themasterlink-Shut up...basicly this is a spoof off The DaVinci code where Sora Riku and Kairi try to figure out the code of kingdom hearts.
Sora-I know! /\/g)0/\/\ -34275.
Riku-Shut up sora.
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(Now storytime! Yayyy!)
Sora was walking on the beach one day having a normal non-unormal normal day...normal.
Sora-Shut up!
Riku-Heyyy
Sora. What'cha doin?
Sora-Walking.
Riku-I see...(hits sora on
the head) WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON OUR
HOMEWORK!
Sora-Homework? What does that mean?
Riku-Schoolwork
you do at home.
Sora-Basicly
crap?
Riku-Yes homework is crap...what the hek are you
eating?
Sora-Sunblock.
Riku-...(steps back)
Sora-What?
Riku-(steps
back)...(trips) WHOA!
Sora-Whats dat?
Riku-The...the
keyblade...NO! I NO WANT MORE HURT! IT BRING HURTNESS TO US!
Sora-ooooook...
Riku-EEEEEEEEK!
Sora-(slaps
riku) shut up.
Riku-No you shut
up!
Sora-You started it!
Riku-Started what?
Sora-Started...I forget...
Riku-(walks away) Oh well..the keyblades your problem...
Sora-(picks up keyblade)
Cool! A keyblade!
Riku-...(anger)...(anger)...(explosive
anger)...GIVE IT HERE!
Sora-(gives keyblade) what?
Riku-(hits sora with keyblade) You make me mad...and scared of the keyblade...well I already was but..
Sora-Riku...I know what you mean...
Riku-But you're stupid. Retarded. A NUT.
Sora-...
Riku-You must be new to this thinking thing to say a full sentence.
Sora-Look!
Riku-They're stealing me lucky charms?
Sora-no...its Kairi.
Kairi-Hey guys. Cool keyblade.
Riku-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
Kairi-I wont ask.
Sora-Hey its shining!
To Be Continued...
