Disclaimer-What a disclaimer? Oh well.

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(Not part of story)

Themasterlink-They're here...

Sora-Who?
Riku-Readers.

Kairi-People read this crap?
Sora-I see no crap.

Themasterlink-Shut up...basicly this is a spoof off The DaVinci code where Sora Riku and Kairi try to figure out the code of kingdom hearts.

Sora-I know! /\/g)0/\/\ -34275.

Riku-Shut up sora.

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(Now storytime! Yayyy!)

Sora was walking on the beach one day having a normal non-unormal normal day...normal.

Sora-Shut up!
Riku-Heyyy Sora. What'cha doin?

Sora-Walking.

Riku-I see...(hits sora on the head) WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON OUR HOMEWORK!
Sora-Homework? What does that mean?
Riku-Schoolwork you do at home.

Sora-Basicly crap?
Riku-Yes homework is crap...what the hek are you eating?
Sora-Sunblock.

Riku-...(steps back)

Sora-What?
Riku-(steps back)...(trips) WHOA!
Sora-Whats dat?
Riku-The...the keyblade...NO! I NO WANT MORE HURT! IT BRING HURTNESS TO US!

Sora-ooooook...

Riku-EEEEEEEEK!
Sora-(slaps riku) shut up.

Riku-No you shut up!
Sora-You started it!
Riku-Started what?

Sora-Started...I forget...

Riku-(walks away) Oh well..the keyblades your problem...

Sora-(picks up keyblade) Cool! A keyblade!
Riku-...(anger)...(anger)...(explosive anger)...GIVE IT HERE!
Sora-(gives keyblade) what?

Riku-(hits sora with keyblade) You make me mad...and scared of the keyblade...well I already was but..

Sora-Riku...I know what you mean...

Riku-But you're stupid. Retarded. A NUT.

Sora-...

Riku-You must be new to this thinking thing to say a full sentence.

Sora-Look!

Riku-They're stealing me lucky charms?

Sora-no...its Kairi.

Kairi-Hey guys. Cool keyblade.

Riku-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

Kairi-I wont ask.

Sora-Hey its shining!

To Be Continued...