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Previously on The Kingdom Code

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Riku-...Stimpy!

Sora-Yes Ren?

Riku-...GET OVER IT MAN!
Sora-Over what?
Riku-DONT TALK WHEN IM THINKING.

Sora-Ok Ren!

Riku-(takes out chainsaw) Not one more peep outta you.

Sora-Peep.

Riku-(saws Soras head off)

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Ok that might not have happened..on with the story!
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Sora-Lol! I got my head sawed off!

Riku-Sora...we're acting in The Kingdom Key again. Not Ren and Stimpy thats 9:00 PM next week.

Sora-Firday the Thirteenth...AHHH!
Kairi-The keyblades glowing...

Sora-So it is!

As the Key glowed...Sora stared at it...like it was the sun and he was a sun of a-

Sora-I get it...ohhh...firery..

Riku-Sora...stop looking at it.

Sora-I am.

Kairi-But you're still staring at...oh you're blind.

Sora-(nods)
Riku-While hes being his loco self lets figure ouit why the key's glowing.

Kairi-I think its cause a keyholes nearby.

(off in far distance)

Goofy-Thats my line! Hyuk!

(back to the retards)

Riku-Yes...Hello Goofy!
Kairi-Look!

The Keyblade glowed more and more untill it was a big shiny light.

Riku-I think im blind now.

Kairi-Im not. I wear contacts.

Riku-How does that help?
Kairi-...AHHH MY EYES!
Riku-Figures...

Themasterlink-Hey! Stop goofing off and stick to the script.

Riku-Hi Fairy girl!
Themasterlink-Im a boy!
Riku-Thats the spirit!

Themasterlink-...Alright! Im gonna set a charm on you so we can get on with the movie/ I mean er...book...er...gotta run!

So after the author which is me ran for kentucky Riku and Kairi looked at sora.

Riku-Sora.

Sora-Yeah?
Riku-Why are you quiet and no obnoxious?
Sora-Im thinking.

(crickets chirp)

Riku-(slaps sora)

Sora-I got it!
Kairi-(slaps sora)

Sora-Wha? Where am I?
Riku-Thats better. WE do the thinking. YOU...be you..

Sora-I got it again! Theres a keyhole nearby!
Riku-...TT

Kairi-I said that!
Sora-But didnt confirm it! Look its the beam thing that locks keyholes!

The beam..thing blasted off into ground until it hit something...then the ground began to move.

Riku-I should have life insurance for this.

Kairi-You do.

Riku-Thank gosh.

Sora-No I do!

Riku-AHHH!

Suddenly a huge light appeared...and 5 minutes later when they got their sight back they saw a tunnel leading underground in front of them.

Riku-Horrah! Kairi ladies first into the dark scary cave!

To Be Continued...