Disclaimer-...?
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Previously on The Kingdom Code
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Riku-...Stimpy!
Sora-Yes Ren?
Riku-...GET OVER IT
MAN!
Sora-Over what?
Riku-DONT TALK WHEN IM THINKING.
Sora-Ok Ren!
Riku-(takes out chainsaw) Not one more peep outta you.
Sora-Peep.
Riku-(saws Soras head off)
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Ok that might not have
happened..on with the story!
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Sora-Lol! I got my head sawed off!
Riku-Sora...we're acting in The Kingdom Key again. Not Ren and Stimpy thats 9:00 PM next week.
Sora-Firday the
Thirteenth...AHHH!
Kairi-The keyblades glowing...
Sora-So it is!
As the Key glowed...Sora stared at it...like it was the sun and he was a sun of a-
Sora-I get it...ohhh...firery..
Riku-Sora...stop looking at it.
Sora-I am.
Kairi-But you're still staring at...oh you're blind.
Sora-(nods)
Riku-While
hes being his loco self lets figure ouit why the key's glowing.
Kairi-I think its cause a keyholes nearby.
(off in far distance)
Goofy-Thats my line! Hyuk!
(back to the retards)
Riku-Yes...Hello
Goofy!
Kairi-Look!
The Keyblade glowed more and more untill it was a big shiny light.
Riku-I think im blind now.
Kairi-Im not. I wear contacts.
Riku-How does that
help?
Kairi-...AHHH MY EYES!
Riku-Figures...
Themasterlink-Hey! Stop goofing off and stick to the script.
Riku-Hi Fairy
girl!
Themasterlink-Im a boy!
Riku-Thats the spirit!
Themasterlink-...Alright! Im gonna set a charm on you so we can get on with the movie/ I mean er...book...er...gotta run!
So after the author which is me ran for kentucky Riku and Kairi looked at sora.
Riku-Sora.
Sora-Yeah?
Riku-Why are
you quiet and no obnoxious?
Sora-Im thinking.
(crickets chirp)
Riku-(slaps sora)
Sora-I got
it!
Kairi-(slaps sora)
Sora-Wha? Where am
I?
Riku-Thats better. WE do the thinking. YOU...be you..
Sora-I got it again!
Theres a keyhole nearby!
Riku-...TT
Kairi-I said
that!
Sora-But didnt confirm it! Look its the beam thing that
locks keyholes!
The beam..thing blasted off into ground until it hit something...then the ground began to move.
Riku-I should have life insurance for this.
Kairi-You do.
Riku-Thank gosh.
Sora-No I do!
Riku-AHHH!
Suddenly a huge light appeared...and 5 minutes later when they got their sight back they saw a tunnel leading underground in front of them.
Riku-Horrah! Kairi ladies first into the dark scary cave!
To Be Continued...
