Chichi yawned as she walked into the bedroom she shared with Goku.  The Saiyan was already asleep soundly, and snoring away with enough force to rattle the windows.  She smiled even as she scowled, he never changed.  Chichi crawled onto the bed and rolled Goku onto his side so the snoring stopped.

            She walked to her closet and pulled on her nightgown, let her hair down, and washed the make up off her face.  Not that she really needed it, but she wanted to make sure her nose didn't shine or the fatigue she normally felt show under her eyes.  After she was done, she strolled over to the bed and lay down.

            "Goku," She whispered, "You awake?"

            "Mmm," was the Saiyans response.

            "Gohan's over training with Piccolo and Goten's over at Trunks.  We're alone.  Want to make this a special night?"  She draped her arm over Goku's shoulder, stroking the muscles in his chest.

            "Oh baby," Goku murmured, "The very scent of you makes my mouth water, and my heart beat faster."

            Chichi blushed.  Was the innocent man she married about to talk dirty to her?

            "Your sight is one to behold with your smooth skin, amply breasts, and a hell of a set of legs."

            Chichi grinned, this was rather nice.

            "Oh baby, I have to tell you.  I've seen a lot of things in my life, but you are the best thanksgiving turkey yet."

            Chichi looked at the back of Saiyans head, for a second only wondering what the heck type of dirty talk that was, then she caught it.

            "Goku! You are such a Saiyan!"  She smacked the still sleeping man and stormed out of the room.

            Goku sat up, "What did I do?" He asked the empty room.