Um… Sorry for the long wait and short chapter…

Disclaimer: See chapter one.

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Kiba sighed. He and Akamaru had been wandering the yellow cobblestone road for three days and he was sick of it. He smelled horrible, his feet were killing him, and he thought he might be having hallucinations. He could have sworn that a scarecrow a few miles back was reading porn and even made a pass at him. 'He really needs to get some better pick-up lines,' Kiba mused, before clearing his mind of perverted scarecrows.

"Damn that Temari!" he muttered, remembering how he came to be in this dilemma, "All I did was crack one small, slightly off-color joke at her expense. That doesn't mean she can use that fan of hers to send us here!"

Akamaru barked.

The Inuzuka glared at his canine companion. "Traitor! Why are you siding with her?"

Akamaru barked again.

"So what if Shikamaru was right there? He's too lazy to care."

Another bark

"Since when have you been a feminist?"

More barking.

"Don't try to change the subject!"

Yet more barking.

"I don't care about being a gentleman."

Akamaru gave a knowing bark.

"What? That's got nothing to do with it!"

"How troublesome…"

Kiba froze and slowly turned to face the speaker. They had reached a fork in the road. Between the two resulting paths was a scarecrow, head tilted back to look at the sky. "Sh-Shikamaru?"

The scarecrow's brow furrowed slightly. "How did you know my name?" he asked, glancing down at Kiba, "It's not like any of the munchkins would tell you. And the only other scarecrow in the area is Kakashi, but he'd be too busy hitting on you or reading porn to tell you…" He trailed off when he saw that Kiba wasn't even paying attention.

Kiba was currently panicking. This made two of them. But scarecrows couldn't come to life, right? "Talking scarecrows… Am I going insane?"

Looking up at the clouds once again, Shikamaru sighed. "You're no more insane than anyone else here, though that doesn't mean much," he replied in a bored manner.

Kiba looked at the scarecrow incredulously. "What are you talking about? First I make a crash landing on some lady. Then a bunch of midgets start telling me that I defeated some evil witch. Next, some big-chested hokage look-alike sticks these stupid shoes to my feet. Then, I find out that I'm wearing a dress and everyone thinks I'm a girl. After that, I'm told that in order to get back home, I have to find some guy called 'The Wizard.' Finally, I start talking to a scarecrow. Are you trying to tell me that all this is normal?" Kiba plopped down to sit on the ground with his head in his hands.

With another sigh Shikamaru replied, "Nothing here could ever be considered normal, but you'd be surprised how often this kind of thing happens."

Kiba stared at him incredulously. "This has all happened before?"

"Basically, except last time it was a girl."

Kiba froze. "You can tell I'm not a girl?"

Shikamaru gave him an odd look. "Cross-dressing is not enough to actually change your gender."

"But everyone in Munchkin Town kept calling me a girl and a scarecrow a while back made a pass at me!"

"They were making fun of you."

"What?"

"The Munchkins probably found it amusing to no end, and that pervert Kakashi is just that: a pervert."

Kiba was seething. His eye was twitching with violent spasms. His fist were clenched. His body was shaking in barely suppressed rage. When he got back home, they were so going to pay.

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Oh no! Run! Kiba's coming! Run for your liv- Nevermind… Anyway, please review!