The hundred-mile crater was the only remain of the insane villain Buu, the spirit bomb had worked, and peace was once again reining over the land. The two Saiyans, Vegeta and Kakarot, sat down on the stony, blasted ground, waiting for Supreme, Great, Master Kia to come pick them up so they could go home.

"So," Kakarot said, "Nice weather here, huh?"

"Yea, real nice," Vegeta responded.

"Yep," Kakarot nodded, looking for something, anything, to do. Supreme Kia had said it would take a few minutes for him to build up his ki again to make the trip, so they waited. And waited.

"Hey!" Kakarot exclaimed, "What ever happened to Hercule?"

Vegeta looked around and thought back to what had happened.

The spirit bomb was sailing in on Buu; Kakarot was now at full power and was finally going to kill the bubble gum monster. The human and the Saiyan were standing behind Buu and slightly to the left, so they would be out of the way when the bomb struck. The bomb hit Buu head on and pushed it's way onto the monster, consuming him completly. The monsters energy was completly gone, but the bomb was moving on unhindered. Vegeta and Hercule were standing not one meter to the side of the bomb, Vegeta leaning on the oaf. Vegeta got a sly look in his eyes. This would be perfect.

"Oops!" He said, bumping Hercule into the spirit bomb.

"Uh," Vegeta thought fast, "He knows the instant transmission technique and used it to go home."

"Oh," Kakarot said, "At least he's safe."

"So, Kakarot," Vegeta changed the subject, "How did you go Super Saiyan three?"

"You're never going to believe this, but, the reason it takes so long to transform is because I use Rogain to make my hair grow, then shave off my eye brows!"

"That's it?" Vegeta asked, dumbfounded.

"Of course! Didn't you even notice how my fighting skills didn't increase and I actually didn't hit him as hard as when I was just a Super Saiyan?" (It's true!)

"Oh. So that was just a ruse to catch your opponents of guard?"

"Yea!"

Vegeta thought on this until a pop of air and rustle of grass announced the presence of the Kia's and the god of Earth.

"You did it!" Dende yelled and threw himself onto Kakarot.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Kakarot said as the bruises he had accumulated were crushed.

"Oh sorry," Dende said, and healed the two beings.

Vegeta noticed the power increase he got from the healing and got an idea.

If I can blackmail Dende in some way, then I could beat myself to a pulp, and he could heal me! I would increase in power rapidly if the process was repeated, then I could finally beat Kakarot.

"Vegeta, I'm a god. If you try to blackmail me, I will just smite you," Dende said.

Why doesn't anyone ever tell me they can read minds!

All the Z-warriors gathered on the lookout. It was one week after the crises of Buu, and Kakarot called a meeting to discuss the future defense of the Earth.

"Why are we called Z-warriors?" Yhamcha asked, "We're not Z's."

"Stop changing the subject," Kakarot said, "Anyway. I think it will be imperative for all of us to learn the fusion dance, so if something happens, we can fuse two people together and have a good chance of winning!"

All reluctantly agreed, and practice ensued.

Krillten was formed, which looked like a bald Goten, Vegerunks looked a lot like Vegeta, but with purple hair. Goccolo (Kakarot and Piccolo) just looked plain funny. He had the voice and the psychological mannerisms of Piccolo, but the brains of Kakarot. "You must remain calm, like a bowling ball floating across instant pudding," was a favorite.

The day ended and the fighters went home, all having mastered the fusion dance in less then four hours.

Deep in the night, a dark ominous power stirred and awakened.

"You're mysteriousness needs work," Piccolo critiqued my work.

Shut up. The middle of a lake stirred and foamed black like the night sky above it. A life was being born, evil emanated from the lake, for it was a lake that had been ridiculed as a kid, made fun of by all the other lakes.

"You still suck," Piccolo said, never opening his eyes from his meditation.

In a rare phenomenon that only happens on Earth once every fifty thousand years, a combination lightning-bolt-tornado-hail-storm-volcano-ping-pong-ball-strike-George-Bush-speach-my cooking-force-feeding-tsunami hit Piccolo head on, forcing him to be quiet while I wrote the rest of my story.

A figure emerged from the lake. Made completely of water, it was shaped like a man from the waist up, and the bottom was long and trailing like a snake tail. It had red glowing eyes, because a villain wouldn't be a villain without red glowing eyes.

"Oh! Oh! Make him have fangs, too!" Kakarot yelled from behind me.

I turned around to glare at the two, "Would you two go away! I told you, I am writing this story! I'll be the one to decide what happens!"

Vegeta and Kakarot both stuck out there tongue and left my computer room in a huff. I turned back to my keyboard.

...glowing red eyes. His mouth opened in a wide grin, revealing sharp fangs that glistened with saliva.

"Ah HA!" Kakarot yelled from the doorway.

"Would you..." I began to yell at him, but stopped as he skipped away.

"Boy, you sure screwed up my entrance," The water being said beside me.

"Would every one just get out of my apartment!" I yelled, kicking out Cell, Vegeta, Piccolo, Tien, the water being, Frieza, and Trunks. I made sure to lock my door.

Vegeta woke up the next day, trying to forget the dreams that had haunted him.

Fusing with Yhamcha! He thought, smacking the side of his head, I will never!

He pulled out several items for breakfast, mostly cold pizza, and poured himself a glass of water with glowing red eye's and sharp fangs.

Must be a water spot, the Saiyan thought as he chowed down on the pizza. The water in his glass grew, spilling out all over the table and taking on the form of the water being.

Vegeta looked up at the man, and held up a slice, "Want some?" He asked.

The being glared at the Saiyan, and rose up to his full height, about six feet.

"Sure!" The being said, sitting down beside Vegeta and grabbing a slice. The two ate in silence for several minutes, until all the pizza was gone.

"That was great!" The water being said.

"Sure was, and it wasn't even delivery, it was Degorno."

"Wow! By the way, names Ahchtwo-oh," he said, extending his hand.

"Vegeta," said guess who, "Where did you come from?"

"I came from the blackest of all lakes, my heart is pure evil, and I'm here to kill everyone."

"Oh. Okay. Does this mean we're going to have to fight?"

"Yea," Ahchtwo-oh punched Vegeta in the face, sending him flying through the wall.

"This friendship is not off to a good start," Vegeta got up, rubbing his jaw.

He leaped at Ahchtwo-oh and threw a punch right at his face. His fist went right thought the water and out the other side.

"I have a feeling this fight is going to suck," Vegeta thought and backed away, "Final, Big Bang, gallic gun attack!" He yelled, aiming his hands at Ahchtwo-oh.

The water being was evaporated into a small cloud that rose up into the sky.

"Hey," Vegeta wondered, "What happened to the fifty hour fights that every villain manages to fight?"

The cloud stopped, and suddenly it rained right under it, and, sure enough, Ahchtwo-oh was back.

"You can't destroy water!" He laughed, "I am indestructible! Just like Buu was!"

"We beat him," Vegeta pointed out.

"Lucky shot," Ahchtwo-oh said, "I will not make the same mistake." He punched Vegeta so hard that the Saiyan went sailing towards the lookout.

Piccolo neatly caught the short Saiyan and rushed towards the other end of the Lookout with him, knocking aside Dende and Mr. Popo in the process.

"Touch down!" he yelled, spiking Vegeta.

"What's up?" Kakarot asked, showing up with the rest of the Z-gang with the instant transmission.

"Something came out of my water and started punching me. Its name is Ahchtwo-oh and it's really mean. Oh, and it likes pizza." Vegeta explained.

"Is it strong?" Piccolo asked, as Dende and Mr. Popo poured Gatorade over his head.

"Very. The problem is it's made of water, so it can't be destroyed with energy blasts or physical attacks."

"Where did the pizza go? I mean, could you see it?" Goten asked.

"It just kinda floated there in the middle of his stomach, all mushed up and everything."

"I'm no longer hungry," Kakarot said.

"So how are we going to stop it?" Trunks said.

"Toy's!" Goten yelled out.

"Final Flush!" Trunks cried.

"Food!" Vegeta chimed in.

"Plastic explosives!" Yhamcha piped up.

"Glasses!" Tien yelled.

"Fusion!" Kakarot said.

Everyone stopped and looked at the tall Saiyan.

"He said something that made sense!" Vegeta yelled, "Quick! My perceptions are changing! Kakarot, say something stupid! What's two plus two?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Kakarot sat on the ground and put his hand to his forehead, "Headache coming...on...uh...err...twenty-two !" he exploded, not literally, and lay down, rubbing his temples.

"Okay, so we'll have to have two people fuse and beat this guy!" Piccolo said, and pointed to Kakarot and Vegeta, "Do it!"

They fused to Gogeta and flew down to capsule corp. to face off with Ahchtwo-oh. Five minutes later, he came back, beaten to a pulp.

"That didn't work," The duel voice of Gogeta said.

"Okay, how about wishing him away?"

"Sorry," Yhamcha said, "I used the dragonballs two weeks ago for a new haircut."

"Oh."

Gogeta suddenly split apart and formed Vegeta and Kakarot.

"That was thirty minutes?" Tien asked.

"In DBZ time, sure." Krillian said.

"Hang on," Gohan said, "Lets try something. Goten, Trunks, fuse. Vegeta, dad, you too."

Ahchtwo-oh was getting bored. All the pizza was gone, and that cocky Gogeta guy hadn't been much fun. Now he was sitting, waiting. Of course he wasn't going to destroy the Earth yet, he'd probably be destroyed first.

Suddenly a being approached him. He had long hair on one side of his head and was bald on the other. His skin had a slight greenish tint to it, and he had a third eye.

"Who are you?" Ahchtwo-oh asked.

"I am not Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, Trunks, Tien, Krillian, Yhamcha, Choatzu, or Yagirobe. I am the instrument of your destruction!" He yelled.

"And the short version?"

"Ahh," All eleven voices said, "I'm not really sure if it gets any shorter. I think it would have to be Gogetahancologorunkstirillianchatzurobe."

"You're right, that's isn't any better," Ahchtwo-oh said, "Where did you come from?"

"Gohan asked if a fusion could be done between two fused beings, so we tried it, and we can!" he looked at his watch, "But since I spent the last twenty nine minutes talking and introducing myself to you, I'm going to have to destroy you now."

"How?"

"I have no idea."

Gogetahancologorunkstirillianchatzurobe charged up a huge energy beam and then yelled, "Ka-final-mesenko-special-ka-flush-tri beam-destructo-wolf-really doesn't have an attack- ha!"

Ahchtwo-oh was vaporized and broken down into basic chemical compounds, and peace reigned again.

"That's it?" A voice behind me said, scaring the crap out of me. I turned around and saw Kakarot standing there, looking over my shoulder.

"I thought I locked the door," I said. He placed two fingers to his forehead and grinned. Of course, he didn't need doors. "Yes, that's it. The z-warriors split up into all eleven fighters and Ahchtwo-oh was never seen again."

"Oh. Did he leave any pizza behind?"

Sorry this took so long, I've been rather busy. I promise to keep writing, but it just might take me a while. I've always wanted to do a fusion between everyone, and I finally got to. What do you think? Let me know by using that little button on the bottom, to the left!

Brad