Bulma was bent over the crib of her first born, making faces and cooing at the baby. She sucked in her cheeks and crossed her eyes, "Bogga bogga bogga!" She said in gibberish, the result being a giggle from the youth.
"Hey Trunks," She called, "I'm your mommy! Can you say 'Mommy?'"
"Wagga!"
"No, "Mommy.'"
"Pabga!"
"Mommy!"
"What in the hell do you think your doing," Even though the voice came from behind her, she looked down at her son in amazement for the barest of seconds, thinking it was her son who spoke.
She turned around and gave her husband a glare, "I'm trying to teach our son how to talk. Babies tend to repeat whatever words they hear, and I want his first words to be about me."
"They repeat anything?"
"Most of the times, as long as they are able to."
"Humph. That thing is just a pile of drool and dirty diapers, it will never say a thing." Vegeta stomped off.
Bulma glared after him. Why did I marry him? She looked at his retreating form, oh yea, because he looks so good leaving! The mother gave herself a smirk and pulled a blanket over the sleeping baby.
Bulma awoke the next morning and walked down the hall towards Trunks room, passing by a sleepy Vegeta on her way.
"Good morning Trunks!" She said and picked up the child, "How are you today? Are you ready to say 'mommy' yet?"
"Vegeta," The baby gurgled out.
"Oh my! You know your dad's name! Can you say 'mommy'"
"Vegeta's strong," the baby mumbled.
"Uhhhh, that's great dear, 'mommy?'"
"Kakarots an idiot," he grinned, "and he will never be as strong as my dad, Vegeta, the prince of the Saiyan race."
Bulma looked at her child with suspicion, then set him down.
"What else can you say?" She asked.
"Uh, make me breakfast, woman!"
Bulma knelt down and lifted up the blanket that was draped around the bottom of the crib.
"You really are strange," she said, and walked off.
The man crawled out from under the crib and smiled at the baby.
"We really had her going didn't we," Vegeta said. He held up a hand to the kid, and was rewarded to have the baby slap his palm right back.
