"Morning," The author said as he walked by the front desk at Gold's Gym, "How's it goin' today, Paige?"

"Good, Brad," She said while finishing up a shake at the blender, "What's new with-" She looked at me and stopped short, her expression somewhere between terror and humor.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Well, I'm a little surprised," She drew out the sentence, "You're a fitness professional, and this seems a little childish."

"What?"

"Don't play dumb. You know you dyed you hair, and it looks ridiculous."

"I dyed my..." I quickly walked into the trainers' office and looked into the mirror there. My hair was colored the full spectrum of the rainbow, all neatly aligned too.

It looks like a clowns wig! I thought to myself, and dega vu suddenly took over.

"Vegeta!" Kakarot shouted, "You look like a damn clown!"

"That's weird," I muttered and walked out to meet with my first client. I've got a break later; I'll just have to wash it out then.

As I walked towards Donn, I thought about who would have done this to me. I normally keep a low profile, and never really pissed anyone off. I mostly trained, worked, read and wrote stories about DBZ.

But that couldn't be it. It must just be a coincidence.

Donn had a good laugh about my hair, and laughed even harder at my indignation, but the session went well.

Brian came in next and just gave me a weird look, but never brought it up in conversation. We were in the middle of our session, and just walking over to the cable machine when a sudden fear spread over me. The cable machine was taunting me, daring me to approach it; it was going to kill me.

Come forth and meet your doom, little man. Oil my rusty gears with your blood, warm my cold metal with your flesh. I am your executioner.

"Something wrong?" Brain asked right beside me, scaring the crap out of me.

"Uh, no. Let's use some free weights instead," I suggested as we walked away.

I'll be waiting... The cable machine called after me.

Beep!

Brian and I looked at each other, then down at our watches.

"I didn't set it to do that..." I muttered, and took my watch off beeping mode.

We walked over to a bench and I grabbed two twenty-five pound weights.

"Right-alah, et's-lay o-day ome-say resses-pay," I stopped. Something was wrong here.

"Why are you talking in pig latin?" Brain asked over the rim of his glasses.

"I-ay an't-cay elp-hay t-iay!" I protested, trying to keep me sentences short because it takes to much time to type out pig latin.

"Why don't you get a drink," My concerned client said.

I walked over to the drinking fountain and bent over it. What the heck is going on? This all feels like it's happened before!

I pressed the small button and a stream of water gushed out of the spicket. Suddenly that water congealed and punched me in the face. Try as I might, I couldn't grab hold of the water, and it escaped into the drain.

"You've got mail!"

"AHHHHHH!!" I yelled, throwing my hands in front of my face, expecting an energy blast to hit me from behind. Seconds passed, and nothing happened. Tentivly I looked up to see my manager, Beth, looking at me with an expression that could only be described as weird. In her outstretched hand she was holding up an envelope.

"What the hell happened to you?" She exclaimed, "You're soaked, your hair is just plain weird-"

Beep!

"-and you just looked like you were about to kill your watch!"

"I-ay an't-cay elp-hay t-iay!" I copied and pasted so I wouldn't have to write out more.

"Brad, I think you need to go home. Call your clients and come back tomorrow."

I muttered to myself (In pig latin of course) and walked up to the phone in the back room. I picked up the receiver, and was wondering how I could tell my clients not to come in when I could only speaking pig latin, when suddenly five blueberry pies landed on my head.

I picked myself up off the floor and glared into the ceiling, where ten more pies fell from.

"Come on Vegeta!" Kakarot whined from behind the Saiyan Prince, seated at a computer, "You've been on there long enough! And we all want a turn!"

"Not yet!" Vegeta yelled at all the Z-warriors standing beside him, "I haven't run out of my infinite supply of pies yet! Now, where was I? Oh yes."

"Brad started to stand, but more pies fell from the ceiling, covering his pathetic form in blueberries." He typed.

"Revenge is so sweet," Piccolo said beside Gohan.

About time I posted this! Sorry for that. Anyway, I'm also going to be doing the readers reviews next, but there are over a hundred of them to write, so most of the repeat questions, comments, and other stuff will be grouped together.

"How do you come up with these?"

This has to be the most frequent question I get, and to be honest, I don't know. Seriously! I'll be standing in the shower, or watching TV and it will come to me. Two of them were writing prompts from an old creative writing class that were converted over to DBZ. They were "Vegeta makes juice," and "Gohan sees Videl".

Most of the rest of the time, its just randomness. I'll start with a character and start a story based on there personality, and it'll snow ball from there. Or I'll notice something a weird concept in the show and drag it out. Or just make fun of other peoples writing.

I'm not to fond of the Saiyan or Frieza saga, just because most of the serious concepts don't show up there. (Princess Snake?) I like the battle between Kakarot and Frieza, but the rest kind stinks. (Also because Vegeta's part is really down played.)

The Android and Cell saga kick ass, mostly because Vegeta gets some awesome fights, but also because of Gohan's part in taking down Cell. But the whole Hyperbolic Time Chamber thing annoys me. They train for several years in preparation for the androids, and then suddenly go in there for a year, (Or in the Son families case, nine months) and come out stronger then anything. Yes, I understand the whole "Ultra-super Saiyan" thing, but they could have done that anytime. (Also it ticks me off that Vegeta was still weaker then Kakarot even though he had two years of training.)

I like the Babidi saga, mainly because Vegeta really get to kick some ass, first with Kakarot, and then with Buu, but I'm not too fond of the Fusion or Buu saga. I just don't like how people got their strength with ease. (Here! Perform this dance and get super sized! Sit still for a really long time and get turbo charged!) At least they trained in the rest of the sagas. Also see, "Destroying the magic" at the end of one of my stories for the math on Gotenks. Also Vegeta's fights after his first with Buu are obviously written by a Kakarot lover.

All in all, it still kicks ass. I just have a few bones to pick.

If you're still reading this, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Individual reviews:

Leelo77: You have been a very loyal reviewer, and I could never answer all of your reviews in a single paragraph. So in short thank you for spurring me on with this. I doght that I would have continued had you not been there.

Cappucine: Another loyal reviewer who has given this story meaning, hope, and some great ideas. I haven't used any of them yet, but I will in the future, when I finally run out of ideas. Like Leelo77 before you, this story would not have continued but for your loyalty.

Joy: I liked the one about Lazy Trunks as well. One thing about writing is you can only see what the author wants you to see. That's a lot of fun to play around with.

Aoi Hoshi Chan: Thank you for you kind words to my stories! Yea, I have a lot of spelling and punctuation errors, but I hope to make up for it with quality of work. I just realized you've reviewed multiple times! DBZ IS my favorite anime. All others are just wanna-be's. "Look at the size of my muscles!" is one of my favorites too. It's one of the only times I've ever burst out laughing while I was writing, and considering I was at work at the time, it was one of the most memorable.

Intuectual idi-idi-idi-ot-ta-ta-ta: I'm glad you liked Kakarots caffinated Kamehameha!

Limelie: Thank you for your enthusiastic, if not short, review!

Anonymous: (That's one weird name man) it's hard for me to think of Kakarot being that smart either, but, someone had to point out that abstract math.

tea': (A drink with jam and bread) I don't know how I come up with these. I think I'm just weird.

zara m: Yea, I did forget Gohan meant, 'rice'. But since you pointed it out, you got your very own story! Thank you.

frozen-in-shadow: Thanks! It was annoying the heck out of me at work, so I figured Vegeta would go insane! Sometimes it's the things that are so small, but unstoppable that makes that best enemies!

Mrs. Trunks Briefs: How many am I going to make? Well, I think it would be nice to have the longest story on , don't you?

Lili Stalder: Thank you for not taking offence. If you had, well, nothing really could have been done.

PerfectCell17: Trust me. They will all be this good. (I hope)

Amerikamen: Ah yes. You. Please. I know I've said this before, but I'll say it again. Please do not leave plugs for your own stories. My review page is not a personal billboard. Next?

Nightmaremagic2004: Ding-dong the Bush is dead! The w- Oh crap, I hope there aren't any republicans in the room…

Anmielover24: Why thank you! I like the comedies too. Hey, you're an anime lover? Me too!

Goddess Shimi: Yea, watch out for those pies! They can really get ya! You're a multiple reviewer as well! That was a story that I had no apparent idea where I was going, (Ch 41) but I'm glad you liked it all the same!

Blue: Feel free to review any time you'd like! Like the name by the way. Sounds like a James Bond thing. "And I'd like for you to meet my side kick, Agent Blue."

M-python-girl: All right, all right. No more Judge Judy. Geez! Just trying to mock everything I can! Thank's for the review! No! No religious fanatics!

Yonk: Thank you! Yea, Gotenks didn't really dawn on me as a great warrior, but he's made for some fun stories!

Kate: I think Piccolo would disagree about marching bands being cool, but I think they are too!

K. Blacre: Yea, Beep is one of my favorites too. That's why I keep bringing it back in later stories. Oh, Gogetahancologorunkstirillianchatzurobe is simply a combination of all the z-warriors names, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, Trunks, Tien, Krillian, Yhamcha, Choatzu, and Yagirobe, in that order. I've always wanted to do that.

Goku'sbabygurl: Thanks! Someone had to point out how these guys never date or anything, just go with the girl they first meet!

UgotProblems: I have problems? Oh, that's just your name. Those three defiantly rank up at the top of my list. I love stories that I can write and then go back and laugh my head off at.

DBZAngelX: Thank you for you kind words.

SpikedSoul: I'm sure there is more then that to say, but that sure sums it up doesn't it!

Jill: Why? Why not? Or my real answer, because I can! Oh, Yea Tien made up the Solar Flare, but Krillian seems to use it more running from enemies.

Dreamer16: Wow! Five stars! I've only gotten that many stars on my crash test rating!

CrimsonSpiderFox: Really? Over AIM? Wow, my stories have reached multiple media's! Thank you for your kind words.

Chibi-Maggie: Uh, I really don't think Kakarot is capable of talking dirty in real life, except in battle, and those aren't very good.

Goku-lover21: I know, it just takes me a while to get in the right mood for writing, sometimes I won't update for a month, but I always will!

Trake: Well, at least someone like Judge Judy. Cheese…

Master Duelist Imposter Kaiba: Your name was longer then your review! But thanks for the kind words anyway!

Whew! That was all of them! Thank you all for making this so enjoyable! I love to hear what you have to say, so feel free to let me know. I'll talk to you all when I get to chapter 100, or when I get 200 reviews, whichever.