Fact: gold fish have a memory span of five seconds.

"Tell you what, Goku. I'll give you until the count of five to fuse with someone, then I'll kill you." Buu said as he looked at the recently revived Saiyan.

Damn! He thought, Tiens out for the count, Dende's not a fighter, and Hercule is really friggin weak! I need more power! Where's Vegeta when I need him!

Vegeta sat down in hell with several females surrounding him.

This is great! All the Saiyan females went to hell! And I'm there Prince! I'm a rock star here! Why would I ever want to return to Earth!

"Oh Vegeta..." A sultry voice mewed in his ear, "Tell me about your wife, Bulma."

Vegeta gave the woman a weird look, "Who?"

Goku looked around, sensing another life force near by, but not able to place it.

"Three!" Buu called out, cracking his knuckles.

"Where are you..." Goku muttered, then looked at a pool of water, "No..."

A gold fish jumped out of the pool and landed at Goku's feet.

"That's the power I was sensing?" He exclaimed, "I guess I have no choice!"

He clipped the earring to the fish's left gill and placed the other on his right ear. Light erupted from the two and they were both one.

"I'm going to crush you!" The newly formed Gofish said, "and then I'll...I'll... uh... Who are you again?"

"Aw crap," Dende said, "Gofish!" He started.

"But we're not playing cards!" Gofish yelled back.

"Shut up! You have to fight that guy up there named Buu!"

"Oh alright! Now I'm going to..." He stopped, "What am I supposed to do again?"

"Fight!"

"Right!"

Gofish flew up and traded punches with Buu, then stopped.

"Why are we fighting again?" He asked.

"Cause I'm going to kill you."

"Well, that's not very nice!"

"Well! What are you going to do about it?"

"About what?"

"Gofish!" Dende yelled, "Use the kamehameha attack!"

"Oh sure!" The fish/man cupped his hands by his side, "Ka me ha- Uh, what comes after ha again?"

"Me,"

"You?"

"No! Meh!"

"Oh!" He started the attack anew, "Kame- What was it again?"

"Ha."

"Don't laugh at me! I'm just a fish!"

"I've had enough!" Buu yelled and swallowed the fish man.

"Damn," Dende thought, "Looks like Hercule will have to save us."

The champ looked up, "Uh oh…"