"Admit it, Dabura. You're lost," Babidi said to the demon walking next to him.
"I am not lost! I am king of the demons! Master of all, except you. And second to no one in strength!" Dabura yelled, scaring the crap out of a couple of kids walking by.
"Alright! Alright!" Babidi said, "I said you were lost, I didn't need your resumé too. Why don't you just ask someone for directions?"
"I will not! I am king of the demons! Master of all, except you. And second to n-"
"Will you shut up! Geez! Hey kid!" Babidi turned around and pointed to a six year old who was staring at the two, "How-"
"Are you two lost?" The boy asked.
Babidi sighed, "Yes we are, co-"
"Because Halloween is still four months away."
Babidi growled low in his throat and pointed at the boy, "Listen here, brat! I am-"
"We are not here for Halloween! I am king of the demons! Master of all, except you. And second to no one in strength!"
"Ignore him," Babidi said to the boy, "Now. I'm looking for my top-secret spaceship that is buried underground. Can you give me directions?"
"Sure!" The boy said, "Go to the end of this street, take a right, then a left, then another left, two rights, go straight, take a left, go right, go through two intersections, take three lefts, go straight, take two rights, go straight, then take a left, a right, a left, go through the intersection, and you'll be there!"
Babidi had magiced up a notebook and was writing this all down as fast as he could, "I hadn't realized we had parked it in the middle of the city! Gosh, I hope it doesn't get towed! Dabura, you put enough money in the parking meter, right?"
"Of course! I am king of the demons! Master of all, except you. And second to no one in strength!"
"Why do I even talk to you? Okay! Lets go!"
Three hours later...
"What the hell! This where we started!" Babidi yelled.
"Huh, that's odd," Dabura said, "I don't see the spaceship around here, do you?"
"No! That little brat gave us fake directions to lead us right back here!" (A/N: It's true, try it out!)
Babidi continued, "Wait until I get my hands on that brat! I'll paparapapa him to the next dimension!"
That really doesn't sound as cool as he thinks it must, Dabura thought, But I am. I am the king of the demons. I was born into cooldom.
"Dabura! I've had enough of this city! Level it!" Babidi yelled.
"Sure," The demon king raised a hand, and pointed it at the buildings.
"Omygawd!" The voice came from behind Dabura, he turned just in time to see a teenage girl jump on him, bowling him over, "Aren't you like, one of the backstreet boys? I love your music. Hey girls! It's one of them!"
"What are you talking abo-Ahh!" Dabura tried to free himself from the girl, but he was dog piled on by a hundred more females, "Get off me...ow! Stop pulling my ears...hey! That is not a toy! Give me back my cape!" he saw an unusual looking girl, " What the hell?"
Dabura stood face to face with a disappointed Goku, who's face drooped when he saw the man.
"Awww. You're not Justin," Goku shoved his hands in his pockets and walked away.
Dabura took off into the sky, and shook off the remaining females. Glancing down, he saw the crazed teens regroup and look to one of them.
"He's not going to get away so easily!" she shouted, "Quick, groups one through five, make a ladder! Groups six through ten, take hostages! Groups ten through fifteen, make annoying squealing girls noises!"
Dabura cringed, with his large ears, those noises hurt! Shaking his head and cringing, he almost didn't see the girls climbing until it was too late.
"Damn you females!" He yelled. Swooping down, he scooped up Babidi and took off to the mountains.
"Humans are just weird!" Babidi said.
"Hush! Master! Look, it's the supreme kia!"
"Dabura, I don't like the man very much either, but that is his name, and therefore it deserves to be capitalized."
"Oh, sorry. Look, it's the Supreme Kia!"
"Oh shit! Quickly, we mustn't delay, find us a hiding spot!"
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The Supreme Kia landed in a clearing and looked around. No spaceships that he could see. "Hey! Chipmunk! Seen any spaceships floating around?"
The chipmunk blinked at the Kia, stuffed a nut in his bulging cheeks, and then ran off.
"Guess not," He continued to walk.
The Kia asked other forest creatures and was getting pretty frustrated with the results. I'll try one more, and then I'll move on. He thought.
"Hey you!" He called to a short bald creature in an orange gi with a blue undershirt and boots, "Have you seen any spaceships floating around?"
Krillian blinked at the Kia, stuffed a nut into his bulging cheeks, and then ran off.
Stupid Earth creatures, he thought, I'm out of here, and I need to put some gel into my mohawk.
Before he took off, the Kia stopped when he noticed two strange growing bushes. They looked like the demon king and the wizard Babidi, but the branches that looked like their arms had leaves growing out of the hands, so it couldn't be them. The Kia took off.
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Dabura stood up.
"Master, that one was too close. We must find our ship!"
"Yes! But where did I leave it?" The wizard began to pace. It was an annoying habit he had picked up on Yardrate, and it drove the demon king nuts.
"Master, it's-"
"Hush Dabura, I'm thinking."
Seven hours later...
"Master?"
"Shut up! I think I may remember where it is!"
Six hours, twenty-eight minutes, four seconds, and twenty-two milliseconds later.
"Damn! I just can't remember where it is!" The wizard stepped out of the rut he had dug with his pacing feet and promptly smacked into a silver dome sticking out of the ground.
"I told you I would find it!" Babidi shouted, "I truly am a great wizard!"
"The demon king rolled his eye's and stepped into the ship.
"Sure, whatever."
