Goku woke up and walked to the edge of the bed he shared with Chichi, then jumped the fifty feet to the floor. He stretched and then walked into the bathroom, not noticing it took him five minutes. Flying up to the sink, he grabbed his ten-foot long toothbrush and tried to brush his teeth, but didn't manage to get the brush just inside his mouth.
There is something wrong here, The sleepy Saiyan thought as he climbed up the shower wall and turned the handle with his super Saiyan strength. The shower was short, and the pressure of the water nearly killed him. Finally, the Saiyan walked out to put on his clothes and start his day.
"Why are my clothes so big?" He squeaked, "And what the hell is wrong with my voice?"
Trunks and Goten stood out in the hall, the door opened a small crack so they could watch Gotens dad in the first stage of their prank.
"He hasn't even noticed yet!" Trunks hissed to the seven year old.
"Give him time!" Goten protested, "My dad's not that dumb!"
"He's trying to pull on a boot that is three times his height!"
"... Okay, maybe he is that dumb," Goten admitted, "I'm glad I'm not like him! Boy, that would be embarrassing!"
Trunks gave a worried look at the younger kid, then looked back to see what was happening. Goku was trying to wrap his blue belt around himself when it was just as tall as he was.
"Chichi?" He called up to his sleeping wife, "Did you take out my clothes again?"
"Wha..." The half asleep wife asked, "Goku, I think we have a mouse in the house."
"No no, it's just me hunny!" He yelled, "I think something's wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it."
Trunks slapped his forehead.
"My god! You're two inches tall!" Chichi threw the covers aside, revealing the shear nightgown she was wearing.
"Ach!" Goten yelled, throwing his arms over his face, "My eye's! My eyes!"
Naturally, Goku did not hear the noise that revealed the two kids, but the sonar station with spy satellites named Chichi found the two boys and grabbed the two strongest kids in the universe by the ears.
"I would assume you two had something to do with this," Chichi yelled and pointed at her fun sized husband.
"Why are we always blamed for these things!" Goten asked.
"Because you're always guilty now aren't you!" Chichi said in a mocking voice.
"Oh yea," Goten said.
"Innocent until proven guilty!" Trunks yelled in defense while Chichi rolled up her sleeves.
"That's only in America," She said, "This is Japan, and I make the rules!"
She grabbed Trunks and Goten and threw one over each knee. Both kids cried out as she simultaneously spanked the two boys, then threw them on the ground.
"I would assume this is a prank?" she asked.
"Why would you say that?" Trunks asked.
"Because that's what this chapter is titled," she explained, "Now undo it, immediately!"
"Uh, we, uh, kind of can't," Trunks mumbled.
"And why not!" Her voice got louder with each word, causing the two boys to cringe.
"We used the dragon balls," Goten said, "We still have six months until we can use them again!"
"You two are in so much trouble I am not even going to start to talk about it!" The author wiped his forehead; the less he had to type, the better.
"Where's Dad?" Goten asked, noticing his fathers' absence.
The three looked around the room for the pint-sized man, and Chichi nearly had a heart attack when he jumped out of his left shoe.
"Man! It stinks in here! I guess wearing the same shoes for years on end without washing them will do that. I also think I've discovered a new type of fungus!" Goku squeaked the long sentence.
The four sat around the kitchen table, not sure what to do.
"We could just wait out the six months," Goten suggested.
"What did you two plan on doing when you first wished him like this?" Chichi asked.
"We hadn't really thought that far," Trunks admitted.
"Hey, it's not so bad, Chichi," Goku yelled up from the marshmallow he sat on, "In this form, I can't possibly eat all that much!"
Chichi perked up, "On the other hand, if the only way to do this is to wait out the time then so be it!" She stood up and began to sweep the floor while humming.
"Hey, Goten," The shrunken, super, shapely, sharp, spiky, spiffy, silent, soothing, smart (yea right), Saiyan called to his son, "Wanna spar?"
"Yea!"
Goku flew along the forest top, looking for the city he knew would be close. He wanted to see if Bulma could do anything to at least make him temporarily tall. He rubbed the large bump on top of his head; the sparring match hadn't gone well at all. His ki remained the same, but he lacked the strength in his small muscles.
The dome building appeared over the horizon, small in the distance. Just like me! Goku thought, and arrowed in on the building. Seconds later he rammed into the building, when he should have been several hundred feet away. He glared at the scaled down model capsule corp., and cursed his messed up depth perception.
He finally found the real building and landed on a windowsill overlooking the Briefs workshop. Bulma stood over a small thing that looked like a microwave with antennae, Mr. Briefs was smoking his usual cigarette and Scratch was starring down at the scaled down hero.
"Hey Scratch!" He said, looking up at the cat.
Scratch licked his lips, and a large drop of drool splattered next to Goku.
"You look hungry!" He said, "I'll get doctor Briefs to make you a snack..." The cat gobbled the Saiyan up.
"Look at that dad," Bulma said; pointing at Scratch, "I think he just caught a mouse! What a smart cat!"
"That's my Scratch!" Mr. Briefs said.
Suddenly, Scratch didn't look so well. His face turned a little green, and his eye's crossed in pain. Suddenly, a beam of light shot out the cats' stomach, and an indignant Goku fell out. Scratch feel over, dead, only to awaken a few minutes later using his eighth life.
"Damn," The cat said, "I only have one left!"
"Hey Bulma!" Goku called to the blue haired woman, "What's up?"
"I should be asking you that. What happened? You're three inches tall!"
"Well, it involved your son, my son, and the dragonballs."
"Ah." She said, needing no more explanation, "Those little brats did it huh?"
"Yea, so I'm kind of stuck like this. I was wondering, do you have something I could use to make myself tall?"
"I sure do!" Bulma said, walked over to a closet and pulled out a fully operational Goku robot, complete with a control seat perfectly sized for a three-inch tall person.
"Why in the heck do you have that?" Goku asked.
"Just in case," Bulma said, "It took me three months to build, but I was bored. I also have one for Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillian, and Gohan."
"The more I know you, the weirder you are," Goku said.
"Did you hear that!" Trunks said, "We could shrink all of them!"
"Yea!" Goten exclaimed, "Then we'd be the tallest fighters left!"
"I think I know what wish I want to make in six months," Trunks grinned evilly.
"Yea!" Goten agreed, "A new puppy!"
Goku (The robot) stood up and looked around. His arms and legs were in bendable attachments that monitored his movements and made his large limbs move in the same way. A helmet on his head also made his large head turn and nod.
"This is cool Bulma!" he called, his larger voice also emitting, "How tough is it?"
"Just like a normal human body," she responded, "so don't get in any fights or-"
"Hey, Kakarot," Vegeta yelled, "think fast!"
Vegeta threw a ki blast right at Goku's metal body and blew it up.
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Vegeta walked into the kitchen and downed a whole bottle of Advil. The damn woman hadn't bothered to tone down her yelling so it didn't hurt his Saiyan hearing. She should know that everything a Saiyan has is multiple times stronger then a human? Wait... Vegeta thought for a second. What if... The Prince pulled out a peppershaker and sprinkled it on his nose.
"ACCHCOOOO!" He let out a tremendous sneeze that completely collapsed the south section of Capsule Corporation. Oh yea. We are so much better.
"Sorry about your machine Bulma," Kakarot said, sitting in the middle of the wreckage, "I couldn't dodge fast enough."
"It's not your fault," Bulma said, "He just likes to break things."
Vegeta burst into the room once more, "Kakarot! I just realized! You're two inches tall!"
This genius is supposed to be Prince of an entire race? Bulma thought.
"Into the Gravity room! Now!"
This is not going to go very well, Kakarot thought as he stepped beside the taller Saiyan in the Gravity room.
Vegeta on the other hand, was grinning from ear to ear. Now was his chance to finally beat the third class clown in a sparring match! I'll smash him flat! I'll hit him so hard his wife will feel it!
"No you won't!" Chichi's voice floated down from the heavens, and there was a metallic whap! coming from Vegeta, who was now holding the back of his head in agony.
"Hey, Vegeta! What should we set for the gravity?"
"Seven hundred," Vegeta sneered, still rubbing the back of his head. Goku turned the knob, and suddenly his world became a whole lot heavier. He looked over at Vegeta, who seemed to be having similar problems, but straightened up and grinned.
"Ready for the pain?" he asked, glaring at the smaller being.
"Bring it on!"
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Goku flew through the air, heading towards the Lookout in hopes Piccolo could help him. The sparring match hadn't gone to well. While Goku only ended up weighting about ten pounds during the match, he was too small to gain any strength behind his movements. Vegeta couldn't hit him to often, because he was fast. They were forced to call it a draw.
Goku landed on the deck and looked around. He could feel that Piccolo, Popo, Dende, and even Krillian were on the lookout, but none of them were in sight.
"Hello?" he yelled out in his squeaky voice, "Is any one home?" He walked over to the temple, just as he made it to the door it opened.
Piccolo stepped out, landing a heavy foot on Goku. "That's weird, I could have sworn I heard Goku on helium…"
Krillian stepped out behind the Namek and looked around. "See? I told you it was nothing!"
"Guy's!" Goku called out from under the shoe, "It's-"
"Aaaahhhh!" Piccolo screamed and jumped a meter in the air, freeing the shrunken Saiyan, "A mouse! Where is it! Krillian! Kill it kill it kill it!"
"What?" Krillian floated beside Piccolo, "I'm just a coward who runs away from everything! I'm not going to fight it!"
"Guy's!" Goku yelled, "It's just me!"
"We saw you, Goku!" Krillian called down, "We're talking about a mouse!"
Goku turned around a saw a brown and white mouse standing behind him sniffing a seed on the ground. It looked up at the shrunken Saiyan and blinked its black eyes.
"Oh! Hey little guy! Well, I guess you're really not that little to me, but you will be! What's up?"
The mouse blinked again at the fun sized warrior and scampered into a mouse hole.
"Wait up," Goku called after him, "I'll join you!"
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Goku ran after the mouse, chasing him down multiple tunnels and walls, until the mouse finally stopped.
"Oh good!" Goku panted after the rodent, "I was afraid you'd never stop!"
The mouse turned and looked at Goku. From what the third class warrior could tell of mouse expressions, it seemed annoyed. It suddenly stood up on its hind legs and assumed a perfect kung-fu stance.
"Whoa!" Goku said, amazed that a mouse would know martial arts. He was still wide eyed and surprised when the mouse punched him in the face.
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"Where do you suppose Goku went?" Krillian asked his tall green friend.
"Probably in some stupid fight," Piccolo responded, "Got any three's?"
"Go fish."
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Goku blocked a right hook from the mouse and then advanced with a sidekick. The mouse blocked then spun around and struck Goku across the face with his tail.
"I just had to get my tail removed!" Goku said as he picked himself out of a pile of rubble, "I could have had an extra weapon, but noooo! I just had to get it removed!" He turned around to face his opponent, "he had remarkable strength, I wonder where he got it all?"
"I got it all by training, same as you did," the mouse spoke in a deep gravelly voice for the first time.
"Training? Where?" Goku asked, "And how did you learn to talk?"
"It all happened a few years ago. A short man in blue and a purple haired guy in black both went into a room I had never been in before, so I checked it out. I followed them around for a year, watching them fight, speaking like them, learning their techniques, all so I could…" he trailed off.
"All for what?"
"Actually I don't know why I trained so hard. I still sneak away crumbs and run away from cats, so I guess I did it all for fun! Oh! Cheese!"
"A villain who doesn't want to take over the Earth or kill anyone!" Goku exclaimed, "This is going to suck for the ratings!"
"Excuse me?"
"Huh?"
"I appear to be stuck. Could you help?" Goku saw the mouse had gotten his head stuck in a mousetrap, drawn to it by the ever-famous cheese.
"Why do you guys always become so fixated by cheese?" Goku asked as he tried to pull the trap open.
"Because, it calls us! Behold! The power of cheese!" The mouse ran off to become the worlds strongest, but useless, rodent.
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Goku walked out of the wall and sat down beside Piccolo, who seemed to be losing miserably to Krillian in a game of go fish.
"Goku, if you don't mind my asking, where did you find clothes small enough to fit you?" Piccolo asked, "Got any kings?"
"Well, I happen to be an action figure, that Goten also has, and I just took the clothes off of him," Goku said, floating up to be at eye level with the Namek.
"But you're wearing the Great Saiyaman outfit," Piccolo said, drawing a card from the pile.
"I know, it's a lot cooler then my orange thing," Goku said, "I must have nine of those things lying around!"
"Got any nines?" Krillian asked.
"Damn!" Piccolo threw two nines at Krillian, "What about the mouse?"
"He turned out to be alright. Get this! He actually trained with Vegeta and Trunks in the Room of Spirit and Time! He must have thrown four different attacks at me that were purely Vegeta's!"
"Got any fours?" Krillian asked.
"Crap!" Piccolo threw the card at the midget, "So you two fought?"
"Yea, I must have annoyed him. I followed him a really long time throughout the walls. We must have traveled queen miles before he stopped!"
Piccolo turned to look at the floating Saiyan. "What?" Goku asked. Piccolo engulfed Goku in a fist and set him down where he couldn't see his cards.
"You know what Goku?" Krillian said, "I'm finally the taller one now! You're the short one, and I'm taller! Oh, yea!"
"Um," Piccolo said, closing one eye and glancing back and forth between the two, "I think you're still the same."
"What!" Krillian yelled, "You've got to be kidding me! Goku, stand back to back!" Saiyan and human stood shoulder to shoulder while Piccolo became the official judge.
"Well, you're both pretty even, but with the hair, Goku wins."
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Goku was flying home again, still chuckling at Krillian's indignation at still being shorter. Piccolo's poor ears must still be ringing! Goku saw the lights on in the cozy home that helped push away the settling darkness. Goku flew to the front door and slipped in the mail slot. I could get used to this! With nobody in the kitchen, he sought out company in other parts of the house, coming eventually onto Goten, who was playing with some action figures.
"I will not allow you to go unpunished," The seven year old said in a deep voice, "Your crimes end here and now!"
With that, a naked Saiyaman flew down and smashed into a Cell doll. "Please!" Goten said in a voice he must have thought belonged to Cell, "I'm just a weakling who uses tricks to win my fights! Don't hurt me!" Goku rolled his eyes, knowing Goten had been watching Hercule on TV again.
"No!" Saiyaman said, "I will kill you!"
"Even though you're naked?" Cell asked.
"My clothes are in the wash! Die!" With that, a bright orange foam ball ended Cell and his streak of evil.
Goku landed beside his son, "That's not how it went!" he squeaked.
"I know!" Goten said, "But I wasn't there, so I had to make it up!"
"You were to there!" Goku yelled, "You came back from the future and warned us about the androids! Then you came back and fought in the Cell game's, getting killed in the process!"
"Um, Dad…"
"Then we wished you back to life and you went back to the future and… Say, how come you're still here?"
Goten rolled his eyes and slowly counted to ten, "Nine, Ten…"
"Oh!" Goku lit up in understanding, "Sorry, wrong annoying kid. But the Cell Games went more like this! Cell was waiting on his little stage, arms crossed, just like this guy!" Goku grabbed a transformer and placed him on top of a cardboard box, "Then I walked up to him and said, 'I'm going to kill you!'" Goku inserted himself into the scene and struck a fancy pose, "He freaked out and was all like, 'no! I'd rather fight your son!'" Goku walked across the box and grabbed a Barbie doll, "Then Gohan…" He stopped and looked the Barbie doll up and down, "Who happens to be very well endowed, came in and was like, 'don't make me use all my special powers! I don't want to! Oh all right!' and he started to beat Cell back to his larval state! Then I came in and took Cell to a far off planet that blew up and released Bojack, which is another story," Goku warped the transformer to a bookshelf, "but Cell lived and came back to finish the planet off!" Goku moved Cell back to the cardboard box and stepped off to the side, "Then Cell made a grand entrance by blowing Trunks up!" Goku grabbed a Firby and set him across from Cell lying on his back. Goku stopped and surveyed the scene, muttering something about saving the Barbie to play Trunks role, then grabbed a G.I. Joe, "Vegeta came along and was like, 'you've tricked me in card games and mocked my monkey history, but now you'll pay for killing the brat I've been ignoring!' And he flew in," Goku picked up the G.I. Joe by wrapping one hand around his waist and one arm between his legs, "And he was like powpowpowpowpowpowp-"
"Watch where you're touching me!" G.I. Joe turned around and elbowed Goku in the face.
Goku picked himself up from a pile of Lego's and looked at the plastic villain. "Wow!" he said, staring at the hero doll.
"I happen to be an action figure!" he yelled.
Oh, sorry. …Staring at the hero action figure.
"Better," He turned to Goku, "Now, what's so 'wow?'"
"Well, you're like the second villain we've had by the name of Joe, and it seems a little funny." Goku smiled sheepishly.
A mouse stuck its head out from a hole in the wall and waved to get Goku's attention. "Just so you know, my name is Joe too!" The kung-fu mouse's head disappeared into the hole.
"Okay, so now you're the third one."
Joe was about to attack when he was hit from behind by an energy blast. Turning around, the plastic man came face to face with a shrunken Vegeta.
"Vegeta!" Goku called out, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm here for my traditional thirty-second-kick-ass-fight-scene-that-ends-with-me-getting-knocked-out-with-one-hit."
"Oh!" Goku said, "Then go ahead!"
Vegeta jumped down and blasted straight at Joe, throwing a right punch at the others face. Joe flipped backwards from the impact and came up with his gun in hand. The plastic weapon fired out small plastic discs at the enraged Saiyan.
"Ow ow ow ow ow!" Vegeta jumped back and grabbed a Vegeta doll, "Take this!"
He press a button on the back of the dolls torso and the doll gave a fairly good impression of Vegeta yelling 'final flash.' The hand's lit up, but nothing happened. Joe came in a punched Vegeta across the room, tackling him and punching him in the face.
"Take this you blue spandex freak!"
"Fin…Flash! Fin…flash!" Joe sighed and threw the doll away and jumped after the real Vegeta, hitting him once and knocking him out.
Goku jumped in and traded blows with the plastic titian, only to be thrown into a plastic Hummer and sent falling off the toy chest to the floor.
"Now I will rule all!" Joe said, "First a child's bedroom, tomorrow, the world!"
Suddenly, Joe was grabbed by a pair of inconceivably strong hands and squeezed.
"I bet you guys forgot I was here!" Goten said to the readers and pulled the head off of his doll, ending the menace.
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The seven orange spheres glowed intermittently as the people gathered around them. Bulma, Trunks, Videl, Gohan, Chichi, Vegeta (Still shrunk) and Goku all waited to build up the suspense before calling the dragon.
"Say, Vegeta?" Goku asked, "How did you become small like me?"
Vegeta didn't turn to look at the other Saiyan, but his face turned red. Finally he whirled at Goku, "I've always been this size! Okay!"
Goku took a step back and smiled, glad that he had made friends with so many midgets.
"Shenron! I summon you!" Bulma called, wearing a grass skirt and dancing around a bon fire in the classic witch doctor ritual needed to summon the dragon.
The sky fell to black and Shenron shot into the sky in a dazzling display of special effects. "Speak!" He said, "I will- Oh, it's just you guys. Doesn't anyone else bother to summon me? What is it this time?"
"I want to be back to my original height!" Goku called up to the dragon.
"Okay," Shenron said, "You want fries with that?"
"Sure!"
And thus, Goku was brought back to his original height, and he got some French fries out of the deal.
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Whew! Sorry about that. I haven't been in a writing mood for a while, so not much has been written. Has anyone else noticed that Vegeta only gets thirty seconds of fighting before he's beaten with one hit? Janimba, Hildegarn, Broli, Metal Cooler, Android 13… He just never seems to get a break!
There were a lot more things I wanted to do in this story, but I also wanted to get it posted. Oh, and DragonRaiderX9, I didn't know about Recoome and Burter, sorry. Leelo gave the fact to me, and I've never seen the Frieza Saga. Mainly because they didn't have very good artists and it didn't seem too spectacular. But thank you for pointing that out! I'm slowly getting the whole series of DBZ, and right now I want to get most of the movies first. Until next time!
