AN: An other short one, but hey, they come as they come...
LUKE'S DINER
Lorelai walks into the diner, bangs her hands on the counter.
Lorelai (yells): "Coffee. Stat! And make it a big cup!"
Luke (not looking u as he's taking an order): "No Coffee."
Lorelai (eyes wide) "You've gotta be kidding!"
Luke (still non-chalant): "Not for Nine months"
Lorelai: "You're seriously walking on thin ice, buddy!"
Luke finishes up taking the order, heads back behind the counter, hands the order to Ceasar before putting a plate in front of Lorelai.
Lorelai (pointing to the plate): "What's this?"
Luke (calmly): "It's food"
Lorelai (gives him a look): "It's green"
Luke (placing both hands on each side of the counter and looks at her): "Yes, that's because it's a salad"
Lorelai (shaking her head): "No, no, no... you see... me and salad... we don't get along."
Luke "It's good for you... eat"
Lorelai "Do I look like a cow to you? I demand real food"
Luke: "This is real food."
Lorelai (pointing once more to her plate): "This is a compost heap waiting to happen"
