AN: An other short one, but hey, they come as they come...


LUKE'S DINER

Lorelai walks into the diner, bangs her hands on the counter.

Lorelai (yells): "Coffee. Stat! And make it a big cup!"

Luke (not looking u as he's taking an order): "No Coffee."

Lorelai (eyes wide) "You've gotta be kidding!"

Luke (still non-chalant): "Not for Nine months"

Lorelai: "You're seriously walking on thin ice, buddy!"

Luke finishes up taking the order, heads back behind the counter, hands the order to Ceasar before putting a plate in front of Lorelai.

Lorelai (pointing to the plate): "What's this?"

Luke (calmly): "It's food"

Lorelai (gives him a look): "It's green"

Luke (placing both hands on each side of the counter and looks at her): "Yes, that's because it's a salad"

Lorelai (shaking her head): "No, no, no... you see... me and salad... we don't get along."

Luke "It's good for you... eat"

Lorelai "Do I look like a cow to you? I demand real food"

Luke: "This is real food."

Lorelai (pointing once more to her plate): "This is a compost heap waiting to happen"