Gohan fell into the bottom layer of Babadi's ship with the Supreme Kia landing next to him. Both assumed cool kung-fu stances and looked around.

"Hey, Supreme Kia," Gohan said, "Is that the magic ball of Buu?"

"Hey Gohan!" The Supreme Kia exclaimed, "That's the magic ball of Buu!"

"Of course it is!" An ominous voice called out, "It's my beautiful pet, Majin Buu!" Dabura stepped out from behind the ball with Babadi hiding behind the demons cape, "It's my pet! My unknown but surely powerful and muscular pet!" The rat being said, "I'm going to release it know, but I want to do it outside, so my spaceship will never ever ever ever ever be destroyed by a rampaging Saiyan. That's right, I know you are a Saiyan, and even though they are the most powerful warriors in the universe, who can blow up planets and wipe out species, who made the overlords of the universe cower… Okay, Dabura? I think I'm losing my nerve here."

"We will never allow you to bring Majin Buu back to life!" Shin shouted.

"He's not dead you moron," Babadi said, "He's sleeping, get it right!"

Gohan remained silent throughout the whole dialogue, because he was studying the ball. "Hey, Supreme Kia? I think I can destroy the ball Buu's in."

"What? How? That ball is forged of the strongest material in the world! You'll never be able to break it!" Shin yelled at the half human.

"I'm not so sure of that, take a good look at it," Gohan pointed at the ball.

Shin turned to inspect the ball more closely. It was a mother of pearl white and elliptical, kind of in the shape of… "An egg?" Shin said, "It's a freaking gigantic chicken egg!"

Dabura and Babadi turned around to look at the egg. "It is?" Dabura asked.

"Oops," Babadi muttered, "I should have know not to trust that kid on the street for directions to the magic ball of Buu!"

"Strange," Gohan said, and fired a small ki blast at the ball, vaporizing it in an instant, "Well, I guess that's it!"

"Wait!" Shin yelled, "That!"

All of the others present turned to look where the Supreme Kia was pointing, only to find nothing.

I can't let them see how much I screwed up! Shin thought, I'll just have to make something up! The ruler of the universe waggled his fingers and the yoke from the egg began to quiver.

"What did the Kia see?" Babadi asked Gohan.

"I don't know," Gohan said back, "But lets just look in this direction for the next three hours just to make sure we didn't miss it."

An unimaginable force hit Gohan from behind, sending him flying into a mountain that just happened to be in his way. He came out to see his attacker and was surprised to see he knew him.

"It's the Pillsbury Dough Boy!" He yelled, not sure what to think.

Shin slapped his forehead, of all the powerful ugly beings in the universe I could have chosen, I choose this one? What type of Kia am I?

Gohan sized up his opponent. He was white, with a bakers cap on, and pudgy. Piece of cake, Gohan thought.

Seconds later, Gohan crawled out of a crater his body had made in the ground. He didn't remember much, just being hit really hard. The landscape was unfamiliar, and even though the architecture was not of Earth, it was clearly impressive. Tall and ordinate, gold, silver, and platinum hung off the palace like tinsel. He stopped a guard who was walking by, "Where am I?"

"Kingdom Come," The guard said.

"How did I get here?"

"Were you just hit really hard?" The guard asked.

"Well, yes."

"That's how you got here," The guard explained, "The being you were just fighting hit you to Kingdom Come,"

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy turned to Dabura, "You're next! Woo-who!" He said, adding on his signature laugh at the end.

Dabura looked really pissed, but something strange happened. His mouth went ridged, followed by his head, then neck, then shoulders. Just before his brain turned to stone, the Demon King realized his own spit was turning him into stone. I never even thought about that…

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Babadi stared at the stone demon and then back to the Pillsbury Dough Boy, "Well, since you are my pet, I am going to take you into outer space and blow up planet after planet for no reason what so ever. Then we will live out our lives in the vastness of lonely space until our air supply runs out and we both die of suffocation. Now, lets go back into my perfectly whole and intact spaceship. I designed it my self to be totally indestructible, and it would be a shame if it were to blow up right now…"

Both doughboy and rat man stared at the ship, expecting it to blow up any second. It didn't.

"Whew!" Babadi said, "I thought for sure the thing would blow up the second I said that."

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Vegeta was seated in a chair on the bridge of the spaceship, tapping away at the keys of a computer.

Vegeta typed in;

C/: Blow up spaceship

Invalid command

C/: Really blow up ship this time

Bad Command

C/: Self-destruct sequence

Right, like I'm going to voluntarily blow up.

"Auurgghh!"

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The spaceship blew up, hurling Babidi and Pillsbury Dough Boy up, up, and away.

"What happened?" Babidi asked no one in particular.

"I happened!" Vegeta yelled out.

"What do you mean, 'you' happened. You can't happen anything! You are a noun! Only verbs can happen!" Babadi yelled down.

"Well excuse me for always wanting to be a verb!" Vegeta sobbed, "Other kids wanted to be firemen and astronauts when they grew up. All I wanted to be was a verb! They all laughed at me, made fun of me because I couldn't be a verb! But I'll show them! I'll become the best verb on the planet!"

"Yea!" Hermey yelled out, "And I want to become a dentist!"

Vegeta turned to face the elf, "Yo. Wrong set. Rudolph is that way."

"Oops! Sorry for the interruption! Always floss!"

Vegeta faced the Pillsbury Dough Boy and rat thing, "I'll get you for what you did to Gohan! I made fun of the kid and didn't even like him, but I'll still kill you!"

The Pillsbury Dough Boy assumed a defensive stance while Vegeta did as well. They both stared at each other for about an hour, after which the Pillsbury Dough Boy blinked.

"Ha!" Vegeta yelled, "I knew I could out stare you! I am the stronger!"

The Pillsbury Dough Boy looked rather dejected. He was stared down by a man with tattoos on his forehead after all.

Vegeta took advantage of the momentary inattentiveness of the Pillsbury Dough Boy and launched himself at the white blob. He rammed his left foot into the others chest and then landed a vicious spinning back kick with his right foot. The pastry spokesman landed on the far side of the dessert battlefield, but stood up without taking any damage. He turned around just in time to see Vegeta land his knee in his face. He turned around and landed a kick right in the middle of the others stomach.

"Woo-Who!" it laughed.

Vegeta rolled his eyes and then attacked the others back. He had forgotten about that ridiculous laugh. He hook kicked the Pillsbury Dough Boy in the head as he passed, and then grinned as he landed on the other side of the white flour thing. It had horrible defenses, so even though it hadn't taken any damage yet, he could just pound it until it died. A split second later he saw the flaw in his logic.

"Cookie Dough Blast!" The Pillsbury Dough Boy held up his stumps of arms (How come spokesmen never have hands? Vegeta thought,) and the blast fired at the Saiyan. For a second it seemed the Prince might be overcome, and then a thought occurred to him. Wait a second! I'm a Saiyan! He turned around and opened his mouth. The cookie dough blast went into his mouth, and he ate it all before the Pillsbury Dough Boy stopped firing.

"Not bad," he said, smacking his lips, "I would guess forty nine percent sugar, forty nine percent saturated fat, and two percent flour."

The white thing gasped in shock at the smaller warriors words. "No! How could you have figured out the secret family recipe so easily!"

"It wasn't to hard, fat boy!"

Babadi rolled his eyes, He's a Majin and that's the best insult he's got?

"I'm not fat!" The Pillsbury Dough Boy yelled back, "I'm…I'm…I'm just in the off season!"

"Off season this!" Vegeta yelled, dimly award that his insults were going downhill, and attacked again. He pulled a classic Vegeta by firing off hundreds of straight punches at the creatures face, then, when the Pillsbury Dough Boy held up his hands to protect his face, Vegeta moved to the torso.

"Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who! Woo-Who!"

"Stop laughing!" Vegeta yelled, taking a short pause from hitting the man in the stomach. He launched a sidekick to his face and the Pillsbury Dough Boy went down.

"One! Two!" A referee crawled out of a rock and started counting, "Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Nine and a half! Nine and three quarters! Nine and four fifths!"

Finally, saving me from having to write more fractions, the Pillsbury Dough Boy stirred and stood up.

"What took you so long?" Vegeta asked.

"I'm sorry," he said, sweat dripping down his forehead, "It's just that this dessert is kind of hot. I think I'm starting to bakkkeee…" Suddenly, the Pillsbury Dough Boy solidified into a cookie.

"Well, that was anti-climactic," Vegeta mumbled.

"Hey! Vegeta!"

The prince looked up to see Kakarot returning from the dry cleaners, where Vegeta had sent him after he beat him up.

"Did you get my spandex?"

"Sure did! I even- Hey! A cookie!" The tall Saiyan started to move towards the solidified Pillsbury Dough Boy.

No! Vegeta thought, I fought him, so I get the spoils! "I wouldn't touch that, Kakarot! It's low in fat and high in fiber!"

"Oh! Yheach! Get it away!" Kakarot took off as fast as he could, leaving the prince to his cookie.

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Weird. Anyway, I'm going to start a mailing list to let people know what's going on, so send me your e-mail if you want to be on it. Also, I've finally gotten onto AOL, so if you want to chat, give me your name. My screen name is Eggamagga, just like my name here. I'll write as soon as I can!

Brad

Oh! K. Blacre. Goten was only six in the last chapter, so he couldn't fly yet. (HA! For once I am finally right! Yes!!! After years of trying, I'm right!)