Whoa! I thought, dusting off my computer monitor, It's been a while since I've written hasn't it? Well, I'll make it up to them! Now whose life haven't I ruined yet? Ah! Gohan!
Gohan sat in the middle of his class, Erasa on his right and Videl on his left. Videl was watching the teacher drone on about advanced nuclear kinetics' and molecular theory. Please! Gohan thought, I learned advanced nuclear… Wait, he's teaching what?
"…And that's why our planet will explode in one year!" The teacher finished with a flourish of chalk right as the bell rang, "Don't forget to finish reading chapter one through eighty seven in all four of your text books!" He yelled out as the students shoved each other too leave the room.
"So Gohan," Videl said, "What are your plans for the rest of the day?"
"Well, I was planning on going home and watching the grass grow and then go to bed. You?"
"Well," She said with a grin, "My father left this morning for a photo shot and won't be back until Sunday, so I'll have the whole mansion to myself. Yep, just me and no one else! Yep!"
"Oh, so I take it you are busy?"
Videl smacked her forehead, knowing that with Gohan, you had to spell it all out. "No! Why don't you and I get together at my place! It'll be completely empty! We could do anything! And I mean anything."
"Cool!" Gohan said, "Can we hide your fathers champ belt again?"
"Just be at my house at six," Videl muttered. He's so dumb sometimes! But when he sees me tonight, it'll all come naturally to him!
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Gohan landed on his front lawn, just in front of the door. "I'm HoooooaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHH!" He yelled, transforming into a Super Saiyan and continuing to raise his voice.
"What the hell?" Goku said, walking out and seeing his son, "What's wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Gohan said, changing back to normal, "Oh sorry, habit. Whenever I yell I power up. It's kind of hard to stop sometimes."
"Oh! That happens to me sometimes to," Goku said, "That's why I hate going to scary movies."
"Dad, I'm going to be at Videls house this evening. She wants to do something, and it has to be at her house for some reason."
"Oh!" Goku exclaimed, "I got yah! Just don't tell your mother! She'll flip!"
"Um Okay," Gohan said.
"We'll be at the opera with Bulma and Vegeta, so this place will be empty too if you need it," Goku said, sending his son an overly exaggerated wink.
"Right," Gohan said, still not getting it, and going to his room to change.
Chichi would never let Gohan do this! Goku thought, but I know Gohan's old enough for it! I can't wait to see Hercules face when he can't find his belt!
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Videl stood in front of the full-length mirror, looking herself over. I look like Erasa! She thought. To get Gohan to notice her a little more in a sexual kind of way, she had dressed in clothes that she never would have worn in public; a red tank top that showed off a significant amount of cleavage and mid-drift, cut off jean shorts that could hardly be considered shorts and sandals, for easy removal.
There is no way he'll not see this! She thought, turning in the mirror, and I have to admit, Vegeta's aerobics classes really have helped my butt!
The doorbell rang, and Videl opened the door.
"That was fast!" Gohan said, "I must have been still ringing the doorbell as you answered!"
"That's the way it works in most movies and shows," Videl said, pulling him in and shutting the door, "So, Gohan, What do you thing of my new clothes?"
"They…uh…" Gohan didn't get a chance to answer because Videl tackled him to the couch.
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I can't believe this! Gohan thought, this is what she meant! It was her idea! And she's dressed like that and I'm dressed… Aw who cares how I'm dressed! Gohan had let Videl get him and pin him on the tan leather couch, and she knew what she was doing far better then Gohan. My sexual life has been limited to grouping Lime!
Videl started to nibble on Gohan's ear and all memories of Lime disappeared, and when she ran her hands under his shirt he couldn't even remember his own name. She sat up a little and looked into his eyes, "I just want you to know that this is my first time, and I'm going to make it memorable."
"I have every intention of doing just that," Gohan said, "I'll make sure you-"
"Ms. Videl!" Someone shouted from the doorway.
Gohan sat up so fast; Videl fell to the floor with a thump and a groan.
She stood up, "What are you doing here, Mr. Pointless-foreign-cliché-butler guy? Everyone is supposed to be gone!"
"I happen to be cleaning!" With that, the pointless man pulled on a pink apron over his tux and used a feather duster to polish the trophies.
"Come on Gohan," Videl whispered, "Let's go someplace else."
Gohan allowed himself to be dragged behind the fuming girl, and only stopped for a second when he passed the butler, "You know Swiffer works better…"
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Videl flew behind the half Saiyan, wondering where he could be leading her. She couldn't tell which direction they were going in, because they were flying over water with no land markers.
"Hey, Gohan?" She asked, "Where are we going?"
"You'll see!" He said, sounding a little strained.
"You're lost, aren't you?" Videl said.
"No!" Gohan exclaimed. Yes, he thought. It wasn't his fault! It's not like he had a built in compass in his head to tell him where he was going.
"Yes you are!" Videl exclaimed, "We've passed by that same wave three times!"
Gohan looked back at her with an expression on his face clearly saying, what the hell?
"So it's a lame example!" She shouted, "But you're still lost!"
"Look!" Gohan pointed, "There is the island right their!"
They landed on the small, deserted island and walked a few feet on the sand. A few minutes later they were lying beside a small waterfall that led out into the ocean, rolling in the sand. Videl stopped and looked up into Gohan's eyes.
"I just want you to know that this is my first time, and I'm going to make it memorable." She repeated to the hero.
"I have every intention of doing just that," Gohan said, "I'll make sure you-"
"Excuse me?" a deep gravely voice said behind them, "I'm trying to meditate here."
The two teens jumped up and turned to see Piccolo in his floating meditative state, eyes closed, looking slightly annoyed.
"What are you doing here?" Gohan said, "You never use this island any more!"
"Every since Dende took over the lookout and the thousand mile band came into effect, it's been the only refuge I can find."
Gohan was saved from responding by a steady beat playing in the distance. Piccolo paled and opened his eyes for the first time, "No!"
A marching band was rounding the corner of the beach, the leader looking around and then pointing at Piccolo. The bands beat picked up pace as they ran to catch the Namek.
"Noooo!" Piccolo yelled flying off as fast as possible. The band, unable to fly, stopped beside the two teens and started to play for them instead. Gohan and Videl took off.
"Let's go to my house!" Gohan yelled over the wind, "My parents have gone to the opera with Bulma and Vegeta!"
"Sounds good!" Videl yelled back, then thought for a second, "Vegeta's at the opera?"
"Yea…" Gohan got it a second later and laughed all the way to his house.
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Vegeta stood in the middle of the ruined stage at the theater, holding a man by the neck of his shirt and aiming his hand at a woman in a steel bra.
"One more F sharp and I'll blast you all to kingdom come!" he yelled, then turned to the unfortunate man he had a grip on, "And you! Get the hell out of those tights!"
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Gohan and Videl landed in the 36257348275643767-mountain district, and Gohan walked into the Son household. By now night had fallen and the stars were out, giving the land a soft light just enough to see by. Gohan grabbed a blanket and a couple of pillows and they left for the lake.
Gohan had always admired the lake, and came here often as a kid. And now I'm going to become a man by it! He spread the blanket by the shore and gently lay Videl down beside it, careful not to bump her head on any rocks.
"I just want you to know that this is my first time, and I'm going to make it memorable." She said, a little rushed, just to get it over with.
"I have every intention of doing just that," Gohan said, "I'll make sure you-"
"Gohan?"
They looked up, more annoyed then surprised, to see Goten standing beside the blanket.
"What are you doing to Videl?" The seven year old asked, "Oh! Are you two wrestling? I love to wrestle! Videl! Videl! Tag team!"
Goten reached over and slapped Videls hand, then jumped the teenage Saiyan, throwing him into the ground and landing on top of him.
"Oh no you don't!" the kid yelled, "I'm not gonna let you lose so easily! Take that!"
Goten raised Gohan in the air and threw him back to the ground again, making a crater Videl just managed to jump away from. The child half Saiyan then grabbed his shocked older sibling by the hand and started to swing him into the air, finally letting him go and chucking him into a mountain.
"Yea!" Goten celebrated, "Goten one; Gohan zero!"
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Videl flew along side her boyfriend with a mix of shame and humor on her face.
"I thought you were stronger then Goten."
"I am!" he yelled a little defensively, "The damn kid just took me by surprise!" He reached up and touched his cheek, a little tender from his match with the sugar high kid, "Listen, I want this, you want this, lets just find a spot and do it like crazed animals!"
Videl looked over at him. So much for innocent and naive! They landed, Gohan doing a complete ki check of the area. No one was around for two hundred miles. Good.
"I just want you to know that this is my first time, and I'm going to make it memorable." She said in a complete monotone.
"I have every intention of doing just that, blah blah," Gohan said, "I'll make sure you-" He stopped and looked around.
"What?"
"Nothing, I just expected to get interrupted again," he shrugged and turned back to his girlfriend, "but I guess we really get to do it this time!"
He leaned in and placed his mouth on her red lips, she ran her hands up and down his back, electing a moan of pleasure from the Saiyan. He leaned back and pulled off his shirt, the muscles gleaming in the midnight light. He leaned in once more.
"And now my dear," he said, reaching a hand up the back of her shirt, "Why don't we-"
Kapow! The tall teen was struck by lightning.
"That's right!" Dende yelled, "No sex in this pg rated fic!"
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Yea, I'm back. Just a short one to get me started again, I've been having a lot of stress lately and it doesn't make writing easy. But I'm better now! So I'll keep going until I reach seven million stories! (Approxamatly how many half finished stories I have on my computer.)
