Smash Bros. Monopoly. Chapter 2.

(I DO NOT OWN SUPER SMASH BROS. MONOPOLY. OR ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS STORY)

When we left, Link and Roy had destroyed the monopoly board. Oh, and half the side wall and the dining room table, too. (To save time, Link is in normal type. Roy's is in bold)

-AT A LOCAL DISCOUNT STORE-

This sucks. I can't believe I have to buy another board.

Well, if you hadn't bought that property, we wouldn't have to buy one.

Oh, shut up!

Link and Roy walked down the aisle with the board games in it. They came to the monopoly boards and saw there were 5 different kinds.

What the heck? Which one do we buy?

(Picking up Monopoly collector's edition) Let's just get this one.

Fine, how much is it?

(Looking at price) um…$23.88.

$23.88 for a board game? What do these people think were made of?

Obviously they think were made of money.

Well, were not!

Link and Roy went up to the front counter at the self-checkout. Link picked up a roll of Bubble Tape and set it on the belt. After an evil look from Roy, Link started to conveyer belt.

Welcome! Please choose a language

Link poked English

Hola. Plesa scanne el itemrs

What?

(Sweatdrop) I didn't understand a word it just said!

Link hit the reset button and hit English again. This time it worked.

Please scan you items on the scanner

Link scanned the Bubble Tape

Bubble Tape: $4.88

(Bigger sweatdrop) What the…? The tag said $0.99!

(Snickering) Well, maybe the price just rose

Haha. Very funny.

Place item in bag!

Link put the bubble tape in the bag.

(Louder)PLACE ITEM IN BAG!

I did! See? (Points to bag)

PLACE ITEM IN BAG! PLACE ITEM IN BAG! PLACE ITEM IN BAG! PLACE ITEM…

(Pulls out Bubble Tape) Here! (Slams into bag)

Please do not put item in bag as hard. Thank you.

Roy begins to laugh like crazy.

Stupid machine

I heard that!

(HUGE sweatdrop) …ok then. It's possessed

Roy: This is too funny!

Shut up, Roy!

Please continue scanning or touch pay now

Link picked up the monopoly set and slid it across the scanner

Butt crack cover-up: $23.88

What the heck? It's a monopoly set! Not butt crack cover-up!

By now, a few people have turned around and are watching Link. Roy is howling. The people turn around.

This is stupid! (Smacks the machine)

Butt crack…butt crack…butt crack…bu…(keeps going)

(6 foot sweatdrop) ………………

(Joking and laughing)OH MY GOD! THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY! YOU MIGHT WANNA WATCH THAT RASH, LINK

What rash? Shut up!

Butt crack…butt crack…

I've had it! (Pulls out sword)

Calm down there, Link.

By now, everyone in the store is watching Link and Roy. Even the store helpers are staying back. They think this is too funny to stop.

Die you stupid machine! (Stabs sword straight through screen)

Butt crack…shutting…shutting…

(sweatdrop reaching to China) My butt crack isn't shutting!

Roy begins to laugh so loudly he's tearing up.

Butt…shutting down…(dies)

Finally!

Well, now I guess you're gonna pay for the scanner and your stuff. The helper finally butted in.

But! Didn't you hear it!

Yes, but I don't care about your butt problems. I need $600 for the screen! Helper snapped

$600?

Yes, and $27.23 for the stuff. So pay me $627.23! Helper said.

But…

I don't care about you hide! Hand me the money! Helper said louder

Fine! (Pulls out money) Here!

Thank you. Have a nice day butt…erm…I mean sir. Helper laughed

HAHA!

(Mumbling) You sorry excuse for a person

Roy and Link leave the store and get in the car.

That was wrong

But so right!

Link gave Roy an evil look before starting the car and driving back to the mansion.

Well, hope you enjoyed it. Please R&R. Next chapter up soon.