"Goku" I wrote down on my computer. My cell phone rang and I scrambled to see who it was, leaving my computer alone.
Goku sat down in our imaginations, surrounded by a pure white background.
"The idiot summons me for a story and then just leaves me in the middle of nowhere!" he complained, "Well, if he's not going to write the story, then I am!"
He stood up and thought up a scene. Crashing down behind him, Gotens room appeared. Goku smiled to himself, and then thought of someone else.
"Come on Goten," he muttered, "I know how to make a good story with you and… Oh! What's this?"
A piece of paper had fallen onto the foot of Gotens bed and Goku picked it up to see what it said.
" 'Goku,'" he read, " 'Goten is spending the night a Capsule Corporation, and it's too late for me to make him come here. Find someone else to make a story with. –God.' Whoa! Talk about notes from high places! Well, if I can't use Goten, I'll use Gohan!"
Gohan suddenly appeared in Gotens bed. He was far to tall for it, and his legs hung off the end of the bed, but the teenager looked like he was more confused about his new location then the bed fitting right. He quickly grabbed the blanket and used it to wipe the lipstick off his face, and then placed it across his chest to his the lip marks there as well. I was making out with Videl! Why did I have to get chosen! And why the Hell am I in Gotens bed?
"Good!" Goku said, "Now I have someone else to work with! What should we do? I've got it! You're a stand in for Goten, and I was about to read him a story, so I'll read you a story!"
Gohan groaned. He would much rather be with Videl.
Goku grabbed the first book he could find and sat down on the bed, crushing Gohan's legs and stopping his effort to escape.
"Quit whimpering Gohan. You'll love this story. It's called, 'Goldie Locks and the three bears.'
"Once upon a time there was a girl named Goldie Locks who was walk-" Goku stopped, pulled out a pen, and wrote something in the book.
"Once upon a time there was a little Super Saiyan." Vegeta suddenly found himself in the middle of the woods with a dress on and in the Super Saiyan power up. "He was walking through the woods one day to get to the market."
A shopping list, basket, and a few dollars appeared in Vegeta's hand. Why the hell did that idiot choose me! Number 18 would be perfect for this part, but he had to choose me!
"While the Little Super Saiyan walked through," Scribble, scribble, "Destroyed the woods, there were three bears just getting ready to eat. There was a Momma Bear, a father bear, and a baby bear." Scribble, Scribble, "A Frieza Bear, a Cell Bear, and a Kid Buu Bear! All of them tasted there porridge and all held onto there burning tongues.
"This porridge is to hot!" Cell bear said, "Let us go for a walk while we wait for it to cool down." So they all left to talk a walk in the woods- Scribble, scribble- to destroy the galaxy.
Gohan knew this story would be an example for when the physiatrist asked where he started to go wrong.
"At this point, little Super Saiyan walked up to the cottage, and instead of destroying it, went inside. He was hungry and saw the porridge.
"This porridge is too hot!" he said, tasting the Cell porridge.
"This porridge is to cold!" He said, tasting Freiza's porridge.
"This porridge is just right!" And he ate all the Buu's porridge. -Scribble- then, because Vegeta's pretty smart, he mixed both Cell's and Freiza's porridge together and then they became the perfect temperature and he ate them as well. Then he cleaned out the fridge, emptied the cupboards, and gnawed on a table leg.
He was so full after that, so he wanted to sit down. He sat down on the fathers –scribble- Cell's chair and found it was too hard. He tried Freiza's chair but found it was too soft, and then tried Buu's chair, but –scribble- because he had gained so much friggin weight from eating all of that, broke the chair like a twig.
Vegeta grumbled as he stood up from the chairs rubble. I resent that!
The Little Super Saiyan then decided that he didn't like the other chairs either, so he blew them up. Then he was tired so he went upstairs and found three beds. The first bed was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second bed was too soft, so he set it on fire, and the third bed was just right, so he lay down and took a nap.
Meanwhile, the three bears-scribble- villains returned to find the kitchen destroyed, but for some stupid reason, all they cared about was there porridge.
"Someone's eaten in my porridge!" Cell yelled, "Wait, they were only supposed to taste it…"
"Someone's eaten my porridge!" Frieza yelled, "And I resent that I'm never able to play a man in a scene."
"Someone eat Buu food!" Buu said, "me not able to speak good English!"
They trekked further in the house and saw that all their chairs had been destroyed.
"Someone's been-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Goku said, skipping that whole speech.
Then the bears went upstairs and found their beds, except for Cell, because his was thrown out the window.
"Someone's been in my bed!" Frieza said.
"Where the hell is my bed?" Cell asked.
"Someone in Buu bed!"
They all gathered round and saw the sleeping Saiyan in Buu's bed, and all wore fierce expressions as they woke him up.
The little Super Saiyan chopped all their heads off and then went back to sleep.
"Their!" Goku said, "That was a good story. Okay, Goten, sleep well!"
Gohan lay in the bed as Goku shut off the lights and realized that Goten was going to need therapy later in life.
