A/N Hey!!!! Man, I'm having a fuck ass day. I was baking cookies but I didn't know how to use the oven and my mom kept on yelling at me that I can't do anything right. And this morning before that she kept on saying she has too much housework to do but she won't let me help! T.T Then she won't let my wash the dishes because "your hands will get all wrinkly and they won't be beautiful" THAT IS SO VAIN!!!! Will enough of my ramblings and on with the story!!!

Mistaken By Yukiko (that's my japenese name!!! And no it's not some japenese name I picked. It's my real japenese name.)

It was the next day after the uh.the dodge ball incident. And it was 5th period, which means.-trumpets blowing- LUNCHTIME!!!

"Ah. The great smell of food in the air!" Inuyasha sighed heavenly as he took a great whiff. " So peaceful. Well it's time for revenge!" His face turned from a cute wittle angel into a kick ass get-out-of-my-way-before- kick-you-out-of-my-way face. Two words: Mood swings or tupperware or PSCHOPATHE!!! Either one makes sense.

"AAAHHH!!!!! HIDE ME!!!!!" Miroku came running cowering behind Inuyasha in fear. Inuyasha just stared at him bluntly.

He looked down at his watch and counted down. "5.4.3.2."

"MIROKU YOU ECCHI!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA SEND YOU TO THE SEVEN HELLS SO YOU CAN BURN IN IT FLAMES!!!!" Practically all the girls in the school came thundering towards him and the one who leaded them all was none other that the great almighty Sango. (you thought I was gonna say tofu didn't you?)

"1" Inuyasha said as he looked up from his clock. From past experience he knew to not try to stop these girls. So he did the other thing he could think of. He grabbed Miroku by the shoulders and drew him into the crowd of Miroku-hating girls. ^^

"Now on to revenge." Inuyasha said as he laughed insanely. Just like me! He walked towards the tree that Kagome was sitting under.

"Hey Kagome." He said in a sweet voice. Too sweet.

"What do you want." Kagome mumbled not looking up from her lunch.

"Oh nothing. I was just wondering why you're so different from all the other girls." Inuyasha said in a airy voice. He was now leaning on the tree with his hands behind his head.

"What you mean?" Kagome said with a mouthful of chips in her mouth. She still didn't look up into his face.

"Well every single girl in this school wants to go out with me. Hell, you're the only one that hates me." Inuyasha said as he laughed. Too happy of a laugh. O.o

"Feh. Why the fuck would I want to go out with you. You're a two-timing arrogant egotistical self loving jackass." Kagome spat him.

"Kagome you know you want me." Inuyasha said with an arrogant smirk plastered on his face. He leaned down towards Kagome and pulled her chin up to his face. His face leaned closer until Kagome could feel his hot breath on her cheeks that were tinged in pink. Their lips were almost touching that if you look from far away it almost seem as if they're kissing. Note that the whole damn cafeteria has gone quiet. Until as certain raven hair girl who traveled to the past's conscience sprang in!!!

*Woo! Is it getting hot in here or what?!

Shit! Why did you come back!?!?

To annoy the hell out of you!!! Isn't that kind of obvious?

Feh! Whatevah.

Hmm. It seems like a certain hanyou is rubbing off on you.

Hah! I said feh before I even met Inuyasha!!

Yeah. Riiiiiiight...

Grrrr. "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" Kagome yelled accidentally saying it out loud. ^^;;;

"Awww. Don't you want your first kiss from me?" Inuyasha said in a fake hurt voice.

"HELL NO!!!" Kagome screamed. Poor Inu-chan's ears.

"Fine. But I will get my revenge." As those words were said Inuyasha took out a can of diet coke from the land of pork-eating toothless monkeys and poured it slowly on her head.

"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY KAGOME!!!!!" Kouga scream as he came running towards them leaving a trail of miniature whirlwind behind. He pulled out a banana cream pie from the land of black and white cartoons and threw it at Inuyasha. He dodged it easily but sadly it hit.Sango. So she threw Miroku at Kouga who stepped out of the way. Instead Miroku hit a guy and knocked him out unconscious. Man, school is like war.

"Oh no, Keiichi!" Belldandy, the guy's girlfriend, She ran up to him at was holding Keiichi's head on her lap. Yeah Belldandy's a nice girl and all but you don't wanna hurt her man. Embers blazed in her eyes as she glared at Sango.

"How dare you hurt my Keiichi!!!!" With that she blasted a gust of wind at Sango. From what I've seen in my past that's actually normal.

The draft hit Sango right in the stomach, which knocked over a kid who spilled mash potatoes on none other than.Kuno.

"I Tatawaka Kuno, Blue Thunder of Furiken High, shall not stand for this!!!" He said as he sprang up doing a dorky pose. I'm in a school of idiots. This school isn't even Furiken High. Well as he said those words he threw a hamburger right into Inuyasha's mouth. Ewww. And Kuno bit it too.

"GRRRRRRRR. DIE!!!" Inuyasha screamed his battle cry as he spit out the hamburger. He took my lunch and threw it right into Sanosuke's face. Wait.HE TOOK MY LUNCH!!!!!!

"YOU JACKASS!!! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY ODEN!!!" I yelled as I slapped the back of his head.

"DIE!!" We both turn around to see a not so happy Sanosuke dripping with oden. Two words:

"FOOD FIGHT!!!" Told you this school is like war. French fries and teriyaki chicken flew threw the cafeteria. Everything was like slow motion. *PLOP* A soda just landed on my already sticky hair.

"ALL YOU DUMBASSES ARE GOING DOWN!! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY HAIR!!" My eyes turned blood thirsty red as eye took the closest edible object near me and threw it right into Miroku who was coming back from unconsciousness. Seems like I drew a honey smoke ham when Miroku met his friend Mr. Floor once again. Oh well.

The cafeteria lady coward behind the counter as we took all the food.

"General Sango! Get some jello!!" I yelled as I was taking shelter behind a table.

"Yes Sergeant Kagome!" She saluted before she took the jello. Red, white, and blue jello flew as we fought for survival. We had finally form two teams: girls and the boys.once again.

"Sergeant Kagome! The boys have gotten hold of the spaghetti! What should we do!?!?" Ayame, a girl who thinks Kouga is a jackass, screamed.

"We have to use the secret weapon then. The cookies." Sango said in a dark voice.

I gasped. "Not the cookies!"

"it's our only hope."

"Bring out the cookies!!!"

Blood, or was that red jello, flew across the cafeteria. Screams were heard and many have fallen.

"AAAAAAAAHH!!!" I heard Sango scream as I saw mixture of hamburgers and milkshake coming her way.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I screamed as I pushed her out of the way. The disgusting concoction hit me instead.

"KAGOME!!! NOOOO!!" Sango shrieked as she ran towards me.

"Don't worry Sango. I'm alright." I said weakly.

"I will avenge you!!!!" Sango growled. Fire burned in her eyes. She left into the battlefield once again. Aw shit. It's gonna take forever to get this stain out. I quickly got up and ran towards the food counter once again.

"Give me all your wontons now!!" I yelled.

"Yes! Just please don't hurt us!!" They quickly grabbed the huge 5-ton bucket of wontons and handed it over to me. How I was able to lift it? Who knows. Anywho, I went hunting for our favorite hanyou. Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! He's going down! No one takes my oden and gets away with it!!! There he was attacking with mushsrooms.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! INUYASHA YOUR GONNA PAY!!" I screamed as I ran like a hippo who got stepped on a cockatoo's beak. I jammed the entire bucket of wontons onto his head.

"EAT WONTONS INU BOY!!!" hehehehhehe. The power of wontons.

"You think you can win so easily huh?" Inuyasha muttered from under the bucket of wontons. As he said that he pulled on my feet making me land on my back. Oww.my lumbago.

He quickly tossed the bucket off his head and was on top of me in a blink of an eye. He held me down with his hands on my shoulder. He smirked his trademark smirk. Gah. How I hate it.

"Ready for your first kiss?" He said as leaned down and kissed..watermelon flavor jello. Hehehe. Good thing it was close to me.

"Did you like that?" I smirked. Man, my conscience is right, he his rubbing off on me. Just when I was thinking that the principle came.

Unknown to us a ring of students have formed around Inuyasha and I. So guess who the principle thought did this? And no it's not Yogi Bear.

His face was turning from red to blue to purple. Like the colors of the rainbow!!! Well he pointed towards us and these words ringed in our ears:

"DETENTION!!!!!!!!!"

Told you life sucks.