A/n Yo!! GOMEN NE MINNA-SAN!!! Me very sorry I haven't updated for so
long!! But my fucking computer got a fucking virus!!! Gah!! And I had a
damn Chinese speech contest to get ready for!! And my mom is acting like a
fucking bitch right now. She says all I do is give her worry and stress. If
I don't update in more than a year then you'll know I'm dead. Plus my
friend will probably tell you. Yeah my life's pretty much like a hellhole.
T.T Anywho, on with da story!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha but I you don't own him either!!!! Unless ur Rumiko Takahashi. And if you are her then gomen nazai if I insulted you Takahashi-sama!! (yes, she's a lord!!)
Mistaken By Darkness Flames
"Grrrr. Damn fuckin bitch. Making me get detention!" Inuyasha muttered as he trudged along the concreted streets towards his house/mansion.
"Gah!! Damn fucking Sesshomaru not buying me a car!! Were fuckin rich for kami's sake!!" Inuyasha yelled towards the sky. By now people were staring at him as if he was eating dog shit right now.
A woman pulled her son towards her and said, " Step away from the psychotic man honey."
"Yes mommy!"
Inuyasha just kept trudging along like as if he didn't acted like a maniac who broke out of a mad house. He decided to take a shortcut and went through an ally way with no one there except cats hunting for food and maybe even Buyo. Even Kouga would know that if you go into a dark ally you're going to get jumped. All of a sudden shadows popped on the walls as they closed in on poor little ol' Inu.
"Fuckin bastards!! Get out of those pathetic hiding places and fight me like a man!" Inuyasha snarled. About a dozen figures stepped out wearing.high heels? And no they're not gay people!!! "Or you can fight like a woman." Inuyasha said in a confused tone.
"Aww, Inu. You look so sexy when you're mad." Well he does but I don't like it coming from this fucking slut!!! A girl stepped out wearing a too short skirt, and a revealing halter-top that showed all her curves. On her face she wore dark blue eye shadow, way too much mascara, and enough lipstick for fifty elephants. She's either bimbo the clown or a SLUTTY WHORE!! Pick whatever floats your boat.
"Damn! It's you!!" Inuyasha squawked. Oh me gosh!! He squawked!!
"Don't act like you don't miss me honey." Slutty Bitch said. Yes, that's her real name!! She stepped closer towards him but Inuyasha jumped backwards. His arms were still in a fighting stance.
"Don't be scared Inu-chan. Were just gonna kidnap you and put you in a dark closet!" another girl named Fat Bimbo came out. She dressed pretty much the same as Slutty Bitch.
"Don't go telling him our plan you idiot!!" Another girl stepped out. By the way clasped her mouth so quickly she must be the ringleader. Yep, she's the psycho of all psychos! She was wearing laced up high heels, a short leather skirt, and a bikini top. O.o
When Mizuho, whoa normal name for once, looked back to where Inuyasha was standing after she finished yelling at Fat Bimbo, little ol' Inu was already half way down the ally.
"Grrr. GET HIM!!" She shrieked. The whores ran after him but couldn't run that fast considering their wearing mini skirts and high heels. Inuyasha turned left and jumped over the fence.
"SEE YA LATER SLUTTY BITCHES!!!" Inuyasha yelled back as he ran towards his house.
"Oh my gosh! He said goodbye to me!" Slutty Bitch blushed as her hands were on the side of her face. Everyone sweat dropped.
"Uhh.I think he meant that as an insult." Fat Bimbo pointed out.
"Then that would mean my names is an insult! Which it definitely isn't!" Slutty Bitch glared.
Inuyasha gave out a sigh as he opened the door to his house/mansion. He went into the kitchen to make ramen and get a soda. Sesshomaru was sitting at the table reading a book while Rin was do some embroidery.
"Why are you late Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru said his eyes never leaving the book.
"Got attacked by psycho fan girls." Inuyasha said as if it happens everyday. Which it does. ;;;
"Was it the girls basket ball team, soccer team, gay guys, hair lovers, pencil sharpener people, milk and cereal lovers, doll lovers, or the sluts?" Rin asked sweetly. Inuyasha attracts all kind of people.
"The -slurp- sluts." Inuyasha said between slurps of ramen.
"Have more manners near your sister-in-law Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said with a hidden threat that says if you don't I'm gonna kick your ass out of here and you can be eating from the trashcan like a real dog!
"Feh!" Was our Inuyasha oh so intelligent answer. As he walked towards the stairs towards his room he hollered back saying, " Oh yeah I got detention."
"WHAT!?!?!" Sesshomaru yelled so loud it looked like the house was break dancing. Sesshomaru might now care about Inuyasha's life but he does care about his education. He is not only known as one of the richest man in Japan ( Ooh.it rhymed. Gah! Stupid rhyming turkeys!) but also an expert in Japan's history. Maybe it's because he lived it. Who knows.
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I walked down the streets muttering something about stupid hanyous while glaring at the concrete street (die rhyming turkeys!!) as if it is all its fault.
"Kagome!!" I heard a familiar voice call out. Aww.shit. It can't be him!! I felt a strong hand grab my own and turn me over to face the ugliest face in the world!!! Other wise known as Kouga. (no offense minna-san. I don't hate him or anything.)
"what are you doing here Kouga?" I asked. Damn!! Is he stalking me or something!?!?
"Nothing can keep me and my woman apart! Not even if I live in the opposite direction!" Yep, he's stalking me.
*Man, either he likes you or he just wants to screw you.
What the hell are you doing here!?!
I'm your conscious! I'm from inside of you dumbass!
Fuck off!
Yah no, it's not very nice to think of ways to torture Kouga.
What!?! When could you read my thoughts!?!
Since forever.
Shit.
Hmmm.ur ideas are pretty good though. Kicking your shoe so high up his ass he'll be burping shoelace. Giving him a hemorrhoid inducing wedgy. And then strangle what's left of the life that's still in him. (I know it's from King of Hell! But that part is so funny!)
Hehehe.of course I'm good at torturing.
I accidentally smiled in front of Kouga who thought I was smiling because of him. What a jackass.
"Great! I'll pick you up on Saturday at six o' clock!" he said cheerfully.
"Uhh.for what?" What the hell is he talking about!?!
"To go to the movies silly!" What!?! When did I agree to that!?! Maybe he thought when I smiled I was agreeing to him!! Noooooooo!!!! Mental note: never smile AGAIN!!!
When I turn around to explain to him, he was already down the block.
Awww, shit.
*Don't hate! Appreciate!!
Appreciate what?
Me!!!!!!!
.....Life sucks.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha but I you don't own him either!!!! Unless ur Rumiko Takahashi. And if you are her then gomen nazai if I insulted you Takahashi-sama!! (yes, she's a lord!!)
Mistaken By Darkness Flames
"Grrrr. Damn fuckin bitch. Making me get detention!" Inuyasha muttered as he trudged along the concreted streets towards his house/mansion.
"Gah!! Damn fucking Sesshomaru not buying me a car!! Were fuckin rich for kami's sake!!" Inuyasha yelled towards the sky. By now people were staring at him as if he was eating dog shit right now.
A woman pulled her son towards her and said, " Step away from the psychotic man honey."
"Yes mommy!"
Inuyasha just kept trudging along like as if he didn't acted like a maniac who broke out of a mad house. He decided to take a shortcut and went through an ally way with no one there except cats hunting for food and maybe even Buyo. Even Kouga would know that if you go into a dark ally you're going to get jumped. All of a sudden shadows popped on the walls as they closed in on poor little ol' Inu.
"Fuckin bastards!! Get out of those pathetic hiding places and fight me like a man!" Inuyasha snarled. About a dozen figures stepped out wearing.high heels? And no they're not gay people!!! "Or you can fight like a woman." Inuyasha said in a confused tone.
"Aww, Inu. You look so sexy when you're mad." Well he does but I don't like it coming from this fucking slut!!! A girl stepped out wearing a too short skirt, and a revealing halter-top that showed all her curves. On her face she wore dark blue eye shadow, way too much mascara, and enough lipstick for fifty elephants. She's either bimbo the clown or a SLUTTY WHORE!! Pick whatever floats your boat.
"Damn! It's you!!" Inuyasha squawked. Oh me gosh!! He squawked!!
"Don't act like you don't miss me honey." Slutty Bitch said. Yes, that's her real name!! She stepped closer towards him but Inuyasha jumped backwards. His arms were still in a fighting stance.
"Don't be scared Inu-chan. Were just gonna kidnap you and put you in a dark closet!" another girl named Fat Bimbo came out. She dressed pretty much the same as Slutty Bitch.
"Don't go telling him our plan you idiot!!" Another girl stepped out. By the way clasped her mouth so quickly she must be the ringleader. Yep, she's the psycho of all psychos! She was wearing laced up high heels, a short leather skirt, and a bikini top. O.o
When Mizuho, whoa normal name for once, looked back to where Inuyasha was standing after she finished yelling at Fat Bimbo, little ol' Inu was already half way down the ally.
"Grrr. GET HIM!!" She shrieked. The whores ran after him but couldn't run that fast considering their wearing mini skirts and high heels. Inuyasha turned left and jumped over the fence.
"SEE YA LATER SLUTTY BITCHES!!!" Inuyasha yelled back as he ran towards his house.
"Oh my gosh! He said goodbye to me!" Slutty Bitch blushed as her hands were on the side of her face. Everyone sweat dropped.
"Uhh.I think he meant that as an insult." Fat Bimbo pointed out.
"Then that would mean my names is an insult! Which it definitely isn't!" Slutty Bitch glared.
Inuyasha gave out a sigh as he opened the door to his house/mansion. He went into the kitchen to make ramen and get a soda. Sesshomaru was sitting at the table reading a book while Rin was do some embroidery.
"Why are you late Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru said his eyes never leaving the book.
"Got attacked by psycho fan girls." Inuyasha said as if it happens everyday. Which it does. ;;;
"Was it the girls basket ball team, soccer team, gay guys, hair lovers, pencil sharpener people, milk and cereal lovers, doll lovers, or the sluts?" Rin asked sweetly. Inuyasha attracts all kind of people.
"The -slurp- sluts." Inuyasha said between slurps of ramen.
"Have more manners near your sister-in-law Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said with a hidden threat that says if you don't I'm gonna kick your ass out of here and you can be eating from the trashcan like a real dog!
"Feh!" Was our Inuyasha oh so intelligent answer. As he walked towards the stairs towards his room he hollered back saying, " Oh yeah I got detention."
"WHAT!?!?!" Sesshomaru yelled so loud it looked like the house was break dancing. Sesshomaru might now care about Inuyasha's life but he does care about his education. He is not only known as one of the richest man in Japan ( Ooh.it rhymed. Gah! Stupid rhyming turkeys!) but also an expert in Japan's history. Maybe it's because he lived it. Who knows.
-`-`-`-``-``-`
I walked down the streets muttering something about stupid hanyous while glaring at the concrete street (die rhyming turkeys!!) as if it is all its fault.
"Kagome!!" I heard a familiar voice call out. Aww.shit. It can't be him!! I felt a strong hand grab my own and turn me over to face the ugliest face in the world!!! Other wise known as Kouga. (no offense minna-san. I don't hate him or anything.)
"what are you doing here Kouga?" I asked. Damn!! Is he stalking me or something!?!?
"Nothing can keep me and my woman apart! Not even if I live in the opposite direction!" Yep, he's stalking me.
*Man, either he likes you or he just wants to screw you.
What the hell are you doing here!?!
I'm your conscious! I'm from inside of you dumbass!
Fuck off!
Yah no, it's not very nice to think of ways to torture Kouga.
What!?! When could you read my thoughts!?!
Since forever.
Shit.
Hmmm.ur ideas are pretty good though. Kicking your shoe so high up his ass he'll be burping shoelace. Giving him a hemorrhoid inducing wedgy. And then strangle what's left of the life that's still in him. (I know it's from King of Hell! But that part is so funny!)
Hehehe.of course I'm good at torturing.
I accidentally smiled in front of Kouga who thought I was smiling because of him. What a jackass.
"Great! I'll pick you up on Saturday at six o' clock!" he said cheerfully.
"Uhh.for what?" What the hell is he talking about!?!
"To go to the movies silly!" What!?! When did I agree to that!?! Maybe he thought when I smiled I was agreeing to him!! Noooooooo!!!! Mental note: never smile AGAIN!!!
When I turn around to explain to him, he was already down the block.
Awww, shit.
*Don't hate! Appreciate!!
Appreciate what?
Me!!!!!!!
.....Life sucks.
