Goku landed at the sight nine miles south west of south city and stood waiting. His bare chest glistened in the light; his body was ripped, his muscles bulging. Oh yea, I look good.
An hour passed, and no androids showed up. Growing impatient, he started to pace, and when he turned around, he noticed a huge sign had been erected in the city. He could read it from here, it said, "Haha! I can't believe you idiots fell for that! Androids! Really! Yea, I'm from the future, right! I hope you morons had fun these last three years! Sighed, Mirai Trunks."
Goku's jaw dropped to the ground. What the hell?
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Goku woke up, seeing that he still had three hours left till the morning he was supposed to fight the androids. Man, what a dream! I've got to stop eating my own cooking!
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Goku, Gohan and Piccolo flew low over the ground, heading to the soon to be famous spot where they would fight the androids.
Suddenly, Piccolo rammed into a singing guy in white a girl in blue, who were on a flying carpet.
"Ow!" Aladdin said, "This whole new world sucks!"
"Moving on," Piccolo said, growing tired of the random crap I enter in my stories.
They all landed at the meeting sight, with Yhamcha, Tien, Choatzu, Krillian, Bulma and Yagirobe, and waited for the end of the world to come.
Goku stood beside Piccolo and the two conversed about the upcoming events.
"What do you think they'll be like?" Goku asked.
"Tall, purple, with horns and ski masks." Piccolo said.
"Oh, cool! Even if they aren't like that, we totally need a villain like that to fight next!"
"We may not-"
"EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, a conductor for a marching band came out of nowhere and tackled Piccolo to the ground.
Pinning the Nameks arms behind him, the conductor quickly turned around and yelled, "I've got him! Quickly, before he escapes! I can't hold him for long!"
With everyone looking on, the Thousand Mile Marching band tromped around the corner, playing as loudly as possible "You're a grand old flag."
"No! NO!" Piccolo yelled, struggling against the conductors grip.
"Why are they playing that song?" Gohan asked no one in particular, "It's American, and we're Japanese!"
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Vegeta, hidden from the others behind a rock, was practicing how he would make his entrance into the fight.
"Nobody kills Kakarot… No, no. Nobody kills Kakarot while I'm… No… Nobody kills… Hmm."
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The marching band continued to play, when the city behind them blew up.
"We're omega!" The conductor yelled, "Until next time!" He yelled at Piccolo, and then they all ran away, the tempo of the song matching their running feet.
"What the hell was that about?" Goku asked.
"Just Brad making my life miserable…" Piccolo muttered as he got up.
They all took off into the city, following the sounds of screaming. A huge blast caught their attention and they landed to confront their foe, which turned out to be a pair of legs.
"Who are you?" Yhamcha asked.
"I am android .5!" The robot, somehow without a mouth, said.
".5?" Goku asked.
"Yea, I was supposed to be the legs of android 1, but he didn't want me because I looked, 'too fat'. As if! So since I'm only half an android, I'm android .5! Fear me!"
"So, you're just a pair of legs."
"Yea, I wasn't really thought out very well."
The android suddenly attacked by kicking Goku in the shin. "Haha! How do you like that?"
Goku, rubbing his shin, said, "As a villain, I think you suck."
"So what lame way do we defeat him this time, Brad?" Piccolo asked the sky.
I've got it all figured out! I said, Didn't you read the weather report?
"Yea, partly cloudy with a chance of rain," Piccolo replied.
The rain started at that very instant, and the android seemed to suddenly have a hard time moving.
"Oil! Oil! Oiiiiill…" he stopped.
"So our enemy rusted to death?" Goku asked.
He is an android! I said.
"That really is lame…"
Vegeta burst out of the building next to them. Sticking his hands on his hips and pushing out his chest, he bellowed, "Nobody kills Kakarot while I'm around, Detroit has reserved that pleasure for me!" He stopped. "Destiny! I meant to say destiny!"
"He's already dead." Goku said, drooping.
"Crap!"
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I have had the idea for android .5 for years, but just now desided to write about him. Also, that whole thing with Aladdin was writen on a post it note on my desk for the last two years. I really need to start using idea's when I come up with them!
Man, chapter 100 is coming up sometimes soon! The pressure is building!
Let me know what you guys think of the stories! I love to hear the feed back you guys give!
