ATTENTION: I AM LOOKING FOR OVER A HALF A YEAR NOW FOR AN AUTHOR NAME AME TENSHI(yes it sad I've been looking for a year) IF YOU KNOW THEIR FANFIC, NO MORE HOPE, OR IF YOU KNOW IF THEY CHANGED THEIR PEN NAME PLEASE TELL ME!!! I was thinking back to all the fanfics I've read and I remembered that one but I can't find it no more!!! I looked in search and the directory but still can't find it!!!

Mistaken By Darkness Flames

"I am in the goose nest. I repeat, I am in the goose nest." Miroku whispered into his walkie-talkie, "Over and out." He hid behind a fake palm tree. His face held no sign of humor within it. His eyes darted from side to side until he dashed behind the candy stand and right into...Inuyasha.

"Miroku you baka!!" Inuyasha growled as he smack the not so smart Miroku upside the head, "Why the hell are you using the damn walkie-talkie!?! I was only two feet away from you!! Why do you even have the damn walkie- talkie with you!?!" Miroku quickly backed away from the fuming inu hanyou and smiled sheepishly and said, "I always wanted to do that?"

"Grrrr.." Inuyasha picked up a bag of Warheads and stuffed it down Miroku's poor suffering throat.

"GGGGRRRRRGGGGGFFFFF!!!!" Miroku gagged as he ran around the lobby with his hands spinning everywhere, "RI WEED RWATER!!!! AAGGHH!!! TROO SOWUR!!! DAMNF YOU HINU WASHA!!!!! GGRRRAAAHGGGGG!!!!" (Translation: I NEED WATER!!! AAGGHH!!! TOO SOUR!!! DAMN YOU INU YASHA!!!"

"Ahem." Inuyasha turn around to see the cash register dude staring at him with his hand in front of Inuyasha's face, "That will cost you $2.25."

"Hey! But it says it only cost one fuckin dollar!!!" Inuyasha complained.

"$1.25 more for disturbing the public with that gruesome screaming from the man over there." The cash register dude said as he pointed towards Miroku who just ran right into the wall. Inuyasha growled and reached into his wallet and pulled out a five-dollar bill. As Inuyasha was paying for the candy, Miroku was running around trying to find water.

Miroku ran straight into the girls' bathroom. Two seconds later he came out with Sango trying to beat the shit out of him.

"DAMN YOU MIROKU YOU HENTAI!!! TEME!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Sango screamed as she chased Miroku with a lounge chair. Poor lounge chair.

"But Sango my love!!! It is not my fault!!! The evil Inuyasha has stuffed the malicious Warhead candy down my throat!!" Miroku whined.

"DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT!?!?!??!" Sango hollered. She threw the lounge chair, which barely miss poor Miroku's rear and splintered into thousands of pieces on the lobby floor. In the door way of the theater you could see a movie critic crying, "Nooo!!! Did have to sacrifice the poor innocent lounge chair for that man's evil deeds!?! It had done nothing wrong!!!"

"The lounge chair will cost you $162.00 sir." The cash register dude said as Inuyasha once again pulled out his wallet grumbling about how he say the same lounge chair for thirty bucks at Jeromes. (I do not own Jeromes)

"MIROKU, SANGO!!! Get your lazy ass over here!!!!" Inuyasha yelled. Nothing happened. Still waiting...and waiting...isn't Inuyasha so patient? "GRRRR...." Inuyasha stomped towards his fellow companion, grabbed them by their collar and dragged them into the movie watching place...yeah...

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I grumbled as Kouga dragged me into the movie. Who would ever in their sad pathetic lives want to watch Return of The Evil Bunny King with Mushroom Allies?!?! And can you believe it's rated R!?!?! What has this sad pathetic world become!?!?

"Come on! Lets sit over here!!!" Kouga said as pushed me into a seat. Grrrrr...stupid, idiot, shit eating, bossy jerk!!!! I sat there as I waited for the movie to start. I hate those damn commercial things before the movie!!! Gah!!! Die commercial things!!!

I suddenly broke out of my musings when I felt a rough hand touch my own. I turned to face my "date" a could barely keep myself from beating him into a bloody pulp. Alright, I "agreed" to go on a date with him but that doesn't mean I'm gonna hold hands with him!!! I know all you other girls out there don't really care but well you're not me and would you like to hold hands with a guy who you been trying to get the idea that you don't like them and probably never will in their head!? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

I quickly jerked my hands away from his as I glared menacingly at him. "Don't touch me." I snarled.

He ignored my threat, like he always does, and said, "To hold hands in a theater is a sign of love." How thick headed is he?!

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Oh great the movie's starting.

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(I had decided to do a censored version for a part of the story. ^^ Some of my friends –Yami Kinoko- hate when my cuss and make me use alternatives, which I usually don't. My punishment is getting my head slammed onto the table!!

Here are the alternatives: Damn: damp Fuck: fudge Bitch: Basket of cookies Bastard: Custard Shit: Shirt Jackass: Jacket Hell: Helmet

Those are the profanity that is more frequently used. These alternatives are thanks to I am Momo the cheese. Damp her/him.)

Inuyasha and Sango sat seven rows behind the "happy couple" not wanting to be seen. They each don a pair of binoculars.

"Grrrr. Damp that custard Kouga!" Inuyasha seethed. His eyes burned in fury, "How dare that jacket make a move on my Kagome!!"

"Your Kagome?" Sango stared at him wearily, "When has she become "your Kagome"?"

"Since forever!" Inuyasha said confidently, "She just doesn't know it yet!" Sango sweat dropped thinking of how big men's ego' s can become.

"I'm back with the weapons!!" Miroku yelled as he ran into the movie theaters.

"SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!" everyone stared at him in anger as Miroku awkwardly walked back to his seat.

"Good. So what you got?" Inuyasha asked as Miroku put down all the supposedly weapons on the empty seat next to him.

"I have Gum Drops bombs, Hershey chocolate guns, Nerds Rope whips, exploding Warheads," Miroku shuddered thinking of past experiences with the lethal weapon, "Reese's boomerang, Snickers bazooka, Pocky grenades, Baby Bottle Pops daggers, Airheads rifles, and the one and only Popcorn." (I don't own any of these candies)

Inuyasha smiled at the load of candy. "Hehehe. This is perfect."

"Shut the helmet up!! I'm trying to watch the damp movie!!!" Sango said. Her eyes were glued to the screen as she watched the Evil Bunny King's zombie minions kidnap Princess Artichoke of Cheese Fondue Kingdom as Sir Beneath of Farts-a-lot town tries in vain to save her as the bunny zombies followed the Yellow Snail Road.

"What the fudge Sango!?!" Inuyasha stared at her in disbelief, "How can you watch that piece of shirt?"

"Shut up you basket of cookies!! I'm trying to listen!!" Miroku yelled. Another wave of SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH came when Miroku spoke. Inuyasha was in the background snarling at Miroku for calling him a basket of cookies.

"Why does that always happen when I speak!?!"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Damp."

"Stop watching the fudging movie and start watching Kagome and the damp wolf!!" Inuyasha snarled.

"Yeah, yeah." Sango and Miroku said half-heartedly. The three of them quickly picked up their binoculars and stared down at the unsuspecting couple. Well to be more precise, Inuyasha was staring intently at the couple, Sango was actually watching the movie through her binoculars, and Miroku was staring at a woman sitting three rows below him who had a big bust and wearing skimpy clothes. In other words they were The Snoop, the I- Don't-Give-A-Damp, and The One And Only Pervert.

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(the censored mode is over.)

I was practically half asleep watching the damn movie. My eyes started drooping when I felt Kouga did a really fake yawn and stretching his arms and putting it over my shoulder. That's like the stupid thing ever done! They use to that back in Sengoku Jidai! Seriously, I saw Miroku do that to Sango.

All of sudden a tirade of Warheads flew and hit Kouga and me in the head; but more important, IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!!!! Kouga quickly withdrew his arm from my shoulder as the rain of Warheads stopped. Gah! Now my hairs filled with Warheads.

"Hey Look! Now we don't have to by candy from the candy stand!" Kouga exclaimed happily as he picked one off the floor. Augh. That's just nasty.

"Here you want one?" He asked as he picked another Warhead off a chair.

"Uhh... no thanks." I said as I scooted away from him.

The movie went on until it reached the supposedly "sad" part of the movie. How can Sir Beneath drowning in a volcano of fruit punch flavored Jell-O while Princess Artichoke cries on her bed of jelly filled donut be sad!?! I suddenly felt Kouga hug me while streams of liquid tears flowed down his eyes.

"It's okay Kagome! Don't cry!" He said through sniffles. I looked at him in disgust as I tried to wrench myself out of his air-tight grip.

A barrage of Gumdrops suddenly showered down on us. What the hell!?! Does someone hate me up there? The rain of gumdrops slowly stopped. Thank Kami- sama! Until chocolate Hershey bars fell from the sky.

Then Nerds Rope...

And Reese's...

Also Snickers...

Next came Pocky...

Followed by Baby bottle Pops...

Plus Airheads...

And last but not least, Popcorn.

Kouga had quickly uncoiled his arms around me but I was still to shock to breath. I was cover to the neck with candy, literally. It might be a paradise for little seven year olds but at this time it's a living hell. My eyes suddenly zeroed in at a half eaten Hershey bar with...silver hair on it!?! There was only two people I know with silver hair and I know for a fact that it's definitely not Sesshou-maru.

I stood up from the pile of candy and screamed at the top of my lungs.

"INUYASHA!!!! KET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!" My anger were waves that emitted from my body that was shaking with fury and rage. My eyes whipped up to where I saw the tons of candy falling from and found the damn hanyou hiding behind a former taijya and a hentai houshi.

By now people were no longer watching the piece of shit that they actually called a movie and looking at where the real action was coming from. When did my life become a living soap opera? I sent glares of daggers at his direction and bellowed one again, "GET DOWN HERE NOT INUYASHA!!! IF YOU EVER WANT ME TO EVEN LOOK AT YOUR DISGUSTING FACE EVER AGAIN!!!"

Slowly I saw Inuyasha come out of his hiding place to confront me. I only glared at him in hatred. His legs seemed to move mechanically as he walked down the stairs toward my row. He's obviously frightened. Good. Let him suffer.

"Yes?" he said meekly as he finally reached me.

"What the hell were you doing throwing all that garbage at me!?!" I screamed. I could see is ears were drooped and trying to block out the screaming underneath is black hat.

"I would...um...like to tell you...but...um somewhere else..." Inuyasha stuttered as he stared at all the people around him. I finally was aware that they were still here and growled in distaste. I grabbed Inuyasha's arm and dragged him outside.

"HEY!! WAIT KAGOME!!! WAIT ABOUT OUR DATE!?!" Kouga yelled.

"KOUGA,IT'S OVER!!!! I'M NEVER GOING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!!" I screamed as I stomped out of the theater.

"Seems someone's having their time of the month."

A/N I'll try to fit some fluffiness into the next chappie. And if you know if the author Ame Tenshi changed her penname of something please tell me!!