A/N: I'm back with a new chappie!! And since there was so much drama in last episode I had to add some humor here! Muwahahahahahhahaha!!!! I just love torturing the cast!! And I have finally picked a name for the band!! Sorry but I didn't use any of your suggestions but they were really good and they helped make up another name. So thank youz everyones who gave me suggestions!!! –gives them all pineapples- Oh yeah, Jakotsu will be appearing in this chapter!!! Muwahahahahaha!! The insanity!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs mentioned in this fanfics!!! Noo!!! Why me!!!!
Mistaken
By Darkness Flames
Ah, sleep. Sweet, blissful sleep. That was exactly what I was doing when a certain taijya friend of mine bombarded into my room and suddenly became my own personal alarm clock. Oh yay....how lucky it is to be me.
"KAGOME, KAGOME, KAGOME!!!!" She squealed into my innocent ears. I slowly got out of my bed still clad in my pajamas which consist of a XXXXXXXL t-shirt and p-jay pants. "GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHA-"
Sango suddenly stopped when a huge pink puffified (hehe...puffified...my word) pillow was jammed down her throat. Hmm...I wonder how that gotten there? I made my way towards the bathroom with my clothes for the day as I heard coughing and spitting of feathers behind me, sweet music to my ears.
I came out of the bathroom after about fifteen minutes to find Sango sitting on my bed death glaring at me. I eyes slowly went to the trash to find a ripped up pieces of cloth and some cotton overflowing from it. Guess I need a new pillow!!! Let's hope it's not pink....
"So what did you want to tell me?" And do you know what the answer to that question was? EVIL DEATH GLARE!!!
"I don't think I want to tell you anymore!" She said as she crossed her arms. And oh yeah, still death glaring me.
"Aww! Come on Sango! Are you still mad at me!! You know I'm not a early person!!" She looked at me from the corner of her eye in a very suspicious way. At this moment I feel so unloved! My made a whimpering sound and did my best puppy face. Hehe...I did learn some good things from Inu...hehehe...
"NOOO!!! NOT THE PUPPY DOG FACE!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN THAT AGAINST ME!!! YOU ARE PURE EVIL!!!" Sango screeched as she twitched in a corner of my room. Who knew that it could be so powerful? Hmmm....
"So tell me tell me!!!" I said.
"Fine," Sango gave a pretend annoyed glare at me, "Alright, there's a band that's holding a contest to find the best singer in Kyoto!!!"
"So....?" Is this what she came to tell me? I shouldn't have wasted my time. Must make way...back...to bed...
"You should enter!!!"
"NEVER!!!"
"Come on!!! You have a great voice!"
"So what happens if I win? Are they gonna put me in their band or something!!! I have no time to play in some stupid band!!!"
"NO their not gonna put you in the band! But it's a possibility..."
"NO!!"
"PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!"
"PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!"
"PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!"
"PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!"
"PLEASE!!!"
"NO!!!"
"IF YOU DON'T I'M GONNA SET BUYO'S TAIL ON FIRE AND MAKE MIROKU CHASE HIM AROUND THE HOUSE SO YOUR HOUSE WILL BURN!!!"
"Fine!!! I'll enter." That evil little...she threatens her own friend!!! AND HER CAT!!! Buyo is getting too old to go through such torture!
"Yeah!!!" Sango squealed in delight! She ran over and gave me a lung-crushing hug. One word: OWWWWW!!!!!!
"You better pick which songs you're going to sing soon! It's next week! And pick three songs!!!" She said, as she was about to run out the door.
"Wait!! Don't I have to sign up!?!" I yelled.
"Don't worry!! I already signed up for you!!" She said with a big smile and happily skipped out of my room. I should've known. Gah...might as well go find a stupid song to sing.
-After a half an hour looking for songs and finding the lyrics...-
FINALLY!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!! THE PERFECTS SONGS TO SIIIIIING!!!! Not like I really matters....but....MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!! I stared down at my most awesome list of songs and squealed with glee. The list:
THE MOST AWESOME LIST OF SONGS!!!! V-.-V
-Hiru no Tsuki
(Outlaw star ending theme song)
-Lu:na
(I know a guy sings this but the song is awesome! AISHITERU GACKT!!!!)
-Ai no Uta
(it's one of my favorite Inuyasha songs!!)
Now I'm gonna kick everyone's butt at that stupid competition!!!! Not like I really care....
"KAGOME!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!! DINNER'S READY!!!" Souta voice carried into my room like a shrieking baby.
"YOU CUSS AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BE STUFFING SOAP DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIFE!!!" I screamed as I trudged down the stairs. Wait...I smell....ODEN!!!!! ODEN ODEN ODEN!!!! A cyclone of dust soon occupied the spot that I was as I rushed down to where the heavenly dish was.
-Inuyasha's basement-
"So Sango, is phase one of Operation Cheese Monkey complete?"
"Miroku...WHY THE HELL DID WE HAVE TO NAME THE DAMN "MISSION" CHEESE MONKEY!?!?!" Sango yelled an irritated look was smudged on her face. She was sitting down on her favorite beanbag, the one with kitties on it, while Miroku hogged the oh so puffified (hehe...my word) couch.
"So no one would know our true intentions!! Especially the evil monster, DR INU EARS!!!!" He yelled his fists we're balled up near his chest as he had a determined look on his face.
"Miroku, have you been reading to many action mangas?"
"....maybe...." Miroku said slyly. So slyly that it rivaled Cosmo's from the Fairly Odd parents. (I love that show! V-.-V) "Anywho, did you complete phase one yet!?"
"Yeah yeah." Sango said as she got a Pepsi from the mini fridge.
"Come on! Have more enthusiasm about it!" Miroku said in a oh-so-happy-a-little-bit-too-happy-your-starting-to-sound-queer voice.
"You wouldn't be so happy if you knew what one of the prizes were." Sango grumbled.
"Oh, but I am happy about one of the prizes. Very happy." He said suggestively as he started wiggling his eyebrows. Sango started to shiver in disgust and creepiness as she backed away.
"Hey! This Pepsi's warm!"
-DAY OF THE SINGING CONTEST THINGIE!!!!-
"Oh me gosh, oh me gosh, oh me gosh!" I panted as I feverishly walked around in circles.
"Come on Kagome! You shouldn't be nervous! I'm sure you have no problem winning!" Sango said as she patted Kagome on the head. It was obvious that she herself wasn't in the best of moods but I was too immersed in my mantra to care.
"I'm not worried about that!" I snapped. " I'm worried because I can see Inuyasha here! Gah! And what happened that last time we met it's going to be too awkward if we bump into each other!"
"What did happen last time? You never told me!" Sango said with huge angry eyes staring down at me. Don't you hate when tall people stare down at you?
"Umm...nothing...." I stammered as I looked left to right trying to find a way out.
"OH! LOOK! I have to sign in! Ha. Ha. Ha! Silly. Me!" I said mechanically as my legs started to move like robot towards the stand. Why stupid legs!?!
After signing in I started to walk towards the backstage where all the contestants were. As I was walking I let my sad little mind wander to think. Who was holding this stupid competition anyway? Why was Sango so eager for me to sign up? Why are there girls on one end and all the guy are all the way on the other end? Why are the girls dressing like sluts? Why are they all giggling like freaks? Why won' t anyone answer my questions? I suddenly stopped thinking, for once, as my head slammed into a body. I look up to see none other than...Jakotsu!?!!
"Watch it!! You almost messed up my manicure!" He screeched at me. He was about to walk away when he went to get another glimpse at me and stopped. "Hey, are you that fan club that was always hanging around that oh so sexy Inuyasha?"
"Ummm...yeah...WAIT!!!! I'M NOT IN HIS STUPID FAN CLUB!!! THAT JACKASS CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE!!" I yelled. My face turned a bright red and I swore steam was coming out my ears.
"Then honey, why are you in this competition?" Jakotsu raised his perfectly waxed eyebrow at me.
"What the hell do you mean?"
"Whoever wins get to go out with the leader of the band, Inuyasha!" He practically was gushing as he said those words. His eyes became all starry and he seemed to be staring into space. He let out a small giggle before staring back at me.
My face must've turned an ashen gray. Jakotsu was waving a hand in front of my face and knocking on my head while screaming "Hello!?!" but I couldn't hear a thing. All I knew was Inuyasha...band...date...singing...competition...repeat...Inuyasha...band...date...singing...competition...repeat... I suddenly soaked in and the results weren't good.
"SANGO!!! YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!" I screamed my lungs practically popped in me. A huge vein was throbbing right now. If I had claws I would've ripped everything into little itsy bitsy tiny weensy pieces right now! But sadly I don't. I was snapped out of my musings once again by the one and only Jakotsu.
"You don't have to worry. It's not like you're going to win anyways." He said airily. "Because I'm the one who's going out on a date with him."
"Hey! I can win!" Come on, Kagome. Think of a good come back! "Hell, the judges probably tell you to get off the stage before you even sing! They're scared they might go deaf!" yeah! Go me go me...that was a good come back...right?
"Ha! With those clothes you can't even win a spelling bee!" I looked down to see I was wearing a red t-shirt that had the words "MilkCereal MilkCereal..." in the middle with a bowl a of well...cereal on the bottom. I was also wearing black baggy jeans with a lot of pockets. In other words I was wearing comfy clothes.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY I DRESS!?! And I did win a Spelling Bee!" I glared.
"Compared to me, you look like you just came from a clearance sale!" He was wearing a really tight strapless PINK tube top, which had a bow in the front and one of those really frilly skirt thingies. (A/N: no offense but I despise skirts!) Thank kami-sama he shaves!!
"Soo...what if I had!!" Muawahahaha!!! I am the comeback queen!!! Gah. Face it. I suck! "What really matters is the way you sing not how you dress!" Oh my gosh!!! I'm saying morally stuff!!!
"yeah keep telling your self that, bitch." An unfamiliar voice floated towards us. I turned around to be face by a girl who scantily clad that seemed to have come straight out from Miroku's dreams. Yep, Mizuho is back.
"Umm...who are you?"
"Inuyasha's soon to be girlfriend!"
"Like hell you are! He's my man!" Jakotsu jumped in. Oh great.
"Bitch, get this in you head! He is NOT gay!"
"He'll be once he sees me again!"
I do not want to stick around to find out the out come of this idiotic fight! I have a headache and it seems that I have made two new rivals. All I have to say is...WHY ME!?!?! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?!?!
Life sucks.
A/N: So how what do you think? I'm so sorry that I haven't written for such a long time but writer's block has been evil to me. Please forgive me!!! I'm sorry if this chapter is bad but I'm rusty.
