Disclaimer:I do not own anything in this story except the idea for the story.

Warning: any Yami fans may not want to read this for it making fun of Yami,and any Yugi fans who don't want to see an angry Yugi should not read either.

One day Yugi came to school without the millennium puzzle.

"Were is your puzzle Yugi?" Joey asked.

"I left it at home." Yugi replied.

"Why?"

"Because I'm tiered of that freeloading, feminine , stalking, can't remember were he put the remote pharaoh."

"You really don't like him do you Yugi?" Tea asked.

"No crap, I mean he's always there watching me as I sleep, bath, eat, get on line, with drawing money from the bank, entering passwords…." Yugi continues the list until class starts.

At lunch Yugi's attitude didn't change. While everyone was eating Yugi started back up with Yami. "Why did you have to bring that puzzle piece back Joey, tard, I mean my life would be so much better if I wouldn't have that retard living with me, I wouldn't need to save the world, Kaiba wouldn't ask me to duel him night and day, and I would not have to risk my life for him."

"Sorry Yug, I can't read the future" Joey said, a little freaked out by Yugi.

"Maybe I should sell the puzzle on eBay, I bet Bakura would buy it!" Yugi said with delight.

"But Bakura would use it for evil!" Tea said.

"I don't care!" Yugi said evilly. The bell then rang, letting everyone know lunch was over.

The next day,(Yugi ran right home after school) Yugi walked in with the puzzle on.

"Hey Yug, get over your problem?" Tea asked.

"Yep." Yugi replied, a smile on his face.

"What happened?" Joey asked.

"I used Bakura's millennium ring to put Yami in Grandpa's bandana and Grandpa started to see the pharaoh." He said with a giggle.

"Then why are you still wearing your puzzle?" Joey asked, a confused look on his face.

"Because, it's a nice piece of bling." Yugi said, Joey and Tea just blink as they watched Yugi skip off.

It was a short story yes and it was my first, please reveiw