Simon's P.O.V

See my family has always had this way of eating Oreo cookies. They all are dunkers. The art of eating a cookie in my family is all the same except for the few who choose the stray.

Eric and Annie, My dad and mom always ate their Oreos the same way. You take the cookie and you dunk it in milk. They were the start of the Camden dunkers. Obviously the Dunking rubbed off because then Matt was born and he ate his Oreos the same way. The pattern continues up to Lucy and then continues on after that.

Lucy appeared to be a dunker to the family but when she married the love of her life she proved to be something other than what was presented. Kevin asked Lucy to marry her and after that they proceeded to learn Lucy's dark secret that only Kevin knew about her cookie eating. Lucy was not a Camden dunker, she was a twist, scrap the icing off with a finger and dunk only the chocolate kind of cookie eater. Now this had never been know to anyone but Kevin until he let me in on this little secret while we were discussing my dear Rose. Rose is different from our family but I love her all the same, after all I was once a purist but switched to a dunker when I realized that was my very own families style. Rose is a twist and dunker. She eats the Oreo by twisting the chocolate off and then dunking separately. As I learned this about her it came upon me that I am not the only one marrying someone with a different cookies and milk snacking style, Lucy married Kevin who is a Purist. A Purist is defined as one who practices or urges strict correctness, especially in the use of words. This explains that Kevin eats the cookie by not dunking or twisting or scrapping, he just eats it the way the cookie is.

As a final thought: how does martin eat his cookie? Is he a dunker, a purist, a twist, scrap and dunk or a combination of many?

Authors note: I am not sure how martin eats his cookies if I find out I will update ASAP. However I literally know she (rose) is a twist and dunk!