(A/N: Hey all! Your lovely authoress Shinigami Goumon here! Back from Sakura-Con and full of ideas! So now, without further adieu, here it is! The sequel to I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE You!)


It had been a month since the incident.

All had been calm since then.

Kakyoin Akane's violent outbursts had quelled to a significant degree.

Her hair had grown to the small of her back (she looks like the female Tsuzuki from Yami no Matsuei number 5…except not upbeat and with midnight blue hair instead of dark brown.)

Rui had died…which was sad…but Akane managed to get over it when she bought and killed the creature which had slain her beloved chinchilla- the neighbor's pet boa constrictor.

Aoki Sora and Sakai Hinode were doing alright as well.

Sora's purple locks now reached her shoulder blades.

Hinode's now reached her shoulders.

Both waited with impatience for news from Miyazaki Suo, and passed the time recounting the events from the animeverse and arguing over which chara had been hotter in person: Gaara or Shino.

Akane had decided to repress the memories of that time and pretend as though the whole thing never happened.

She was happier that way.

Unfortunately, fate had other plans.


Once again, it was Saturday, their suggestive, tasteless movie night.

And karma was about intervene with Akane's peace once again.

-DNNDONNN-

Akane finished cinching her lengthy locks into a high ponytail and rushed to the door.

"Yo." She said, allowing the otaku to enter.

"HEY!" Sora grinned.

"Whadja bring this time?" Akane asked tiredly, fearing the response (as usual)

"Ron White's You Can't Fix Stupid!" Hinode smiled, "And Comedy Central Present's Dane Cook! The Uncut Version!"

"Nice." Akane smirked (inwardly breathing a huge sigh of relief), "I'll set it up. You guys go grab us some munchies from the fridge, kay?"

"Gotcha." Hinode smiled.

"Back in a sec." Sora grinned.

The two dashed out of the room while Akane prepped the tube.


"Whaddya think?" Sora asked her teal haired friend, "Nachos or ice cream?"

"Why not both?" Hinode responded with a grin, "Why choose?"

"It's times like these that I'm reminded why we became friends in the first place." Sora sighed happily, sticking the plate of nachos in the microwave.

"Besides the obvious you mean." Hinode smirked, pulling bowls out of the cabinets without looking.

"Psst! Girls!" a voise hissed, "Hey! GIRLS!"

The looked up from their prep.

"SUU-KUN!" They squealed, dropping what they were doing to glomp him.

"Nice to see you too." He smiled, patting their heads, "But keep your voices down! I don't want Monkey ta hear this!"

Their eyes went wide and sparkled with enthusiasm.

"You fixed it?" they whispered excitedly.

Suo nodded, looking smug as he pulled the reassembled remote out from behind him.

They glomped him again as he handed it to them.

"Be up at twelve o' clock midnight." Suo hissed, face flushed with happiness, "We'll use it then."

"Gotcha!" they smiled, returning it to his outstretched hands.

Akane noted with suspicion the overly happy expressions on her friends faces as they re-entered the room but decided to ignore them and focus on Dane Cook.


-Later…Twelve O' Clock Midnight…-

"…raSoSoraSORA!"

"WAH!" The purple hair girl screeched, tumbling off the sofa.

A hand clamped over her mouth.

Sora looked up.

It was Hinode, Takaomi and Suo.

Hinode's hand was fastened over her lips.

"Shhh!" Suo whispered, pointing at Akane as she began to toss.

Sora nodded and Hinode removed her hand.

"Why aren't Mannen and Kazuo here?" Sora hissed.

"Didn't wanna come." Suo replied.

"Plus they wanted their sleep." Hinode supplied.

They approached the T.V. and muted it.

"Which one ya wanna hop into this time?" Takaomi asked, as they flipped through the Anime Network.

"Wait! Stop!" Suo whispered.

They all looked at the anime on screen: Shin Kidou Senki Gundam Wing.

"Is everybody cool with this?" Takaomi asked.

Sora nodded.

Hinode nodded.

"Okay then." Suo said softly, holding up the remote.


Akane awoke to the sound of whispers and the big screen's bright glow.

She gave a loud yawn and crawled off the recliner.

"Wuzz goin' on?" she mumbled, blinking at the small congregation in from of the television screen.

Suo's face contorted with sheepishness as his thumb came down on the button.

The familiar vacuum cleaner like suction surrounded them and they flew into the T.V.


Duo Maxwell gave an almighty yawn.

It was sooooo late and Quatre Raberba Winner and Trowa Barton STILL weren't back.

He looked up at the Sand Rock, Heavy Arms, Shenron and the Wing Gundams and sighed loudly, scratching the back of his head.

Heero Yuy and Chang Wufei had gotten off their patrol already and had gone to bed.

"Lucky Bastards." He smirked, shaking his head, long braid swishing.

He gaze up at his own Death Scythe fondly.

"I need a vacation...whaddyou think buddy?" he asked the giant mecha.


-FWASH-

"WHUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!"

"YAAAUGH!"

"HOLLEEESHITDUDE!"

"IREALLYHATETHISPART!"

"SUOYOURETARD!"

-WUNG-

-KLUNG-

-FWUNG-

-BUNG-

-WMM-


The weight was crushing as the blue haired mass slammed into him.

"OOMPH!" He grunted as the air whooshed from his lungs.

The pressure didn't last long though.

Because whomever the hair (that was currently blocking his line of sight) was attached to, automatically got off him and stormed over to a man of about twenty six or twenty seven and began beating the crap of him.

"DUMBASS! SHIT-FER-BRAINS! RETARD! BASTARD! SHITHEAD!" She screamed, kicking him repeatedly in the gut.

"What the hell…is going on here?" Duo thought, bewildered.

From on the left shoulderof Sand Rock he heard moans of-

"Owwwiee."

"That really hurrrrrrts."

(Sora and Hino...obviously)

From the right shoulder of Shenron, he heard a groan of-

"Oh...fuck my my back."

(Ruling out Sora, Hinode and Suo, who is currently being bludgeoned to death by Akane, this leads us to the conclusion that this has to be Takaomi)

Duo turned his attention back to the long hair girl who had gotten her hand on a socket wrench and was pounding away at the older man's back.

"I really should stop her, shouldn't I?" he thought with a grin, walking over casually.


"Unf! Ugh!" Sora groaned, pushing herself upright.

"Owwooo!" Hinode moaned, following suit.

They chanced a peek over the edge and gasped in horror.

Duo.

Duo Maxwell.

One of THE HOTTEST Bishies in all of anime was closing in fast on Akane.

"OH NO!" They cried.


(A/N: And there you have it! They're back in the world of Anime! How will the G-boys handle Akane if she gets a hold of their Uzi's? R&R!)