(A/N: WOO-HOOOO! Tis I! Shinigami Goumon! The reviews! So numerous! How I love a faithful fan following! Now without further adieu, here's chapter two!)
Duo strolled over to the girl and lightly grabbed her wrist as she went for another swing.
"Whoo! MAN her wrists are like twigs!" He thought, "Godda be careful."
"Hey now!" Duo grinned, "What's all th' fuss about?"
She whirled around glaring at him sadistically through a pair of pale, purply-blue eyes.
Instead of honoring him with a response, the girl elbowed him viciously in the nose.
She managed to break free of his grip, but he managed to twist that wrench out of hers.
So even though he was pretty sure his nose was broken, he was at least ensuring the safety of that other guy.
Akane gaze darted between the guy with the lengthy braid and her eldest brother.
"Who'm I more pissed off at?" she asked herself quickly.
She looked at Suo (currently trying to get away)
"While HE reopened the gateway between our world and this one-the asshole-" she thought venomously as she redirected her gaze to the long-haired boy, "-HE'S one a th' ones responsible for almost KILLING ME!"
(A/N: see I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU! Ch. 5)
"Decision made!" she said in a singsong voice, cracking her knuckles.
Duo continued to staunch the bloodflow from his nose with one hand and saw that the rather petite teenager's ire had been completely redirected…in HIS direction.
"Crap." He smiled sheepishly the blood and pain, "This isn't good!"
"AKANE! STOP!" A pair of female voices cried.
The girl's gaze lifted to the Sand Rock's left shoulder.
Duo looked too.
There was a pair of girls up there- looking rather scared (hey, they are up pretty high) and a bit irked as well.
"Leave'm alone Akane!" one with purple hair screamed.
"YEAH! He hasn't DONE anything yet!" the other, with teal hair, cried.
"Akane, huh?" Duo thought, remembering his lessons in Japanese back on the L2 colony, "Fits her to a T! Man, whadda violent bitch!"
(A/N: see I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU! Ch. 1)
The blood stopped gushing from his nose.
Akane glared up at Sora and Hinode.
"The KEYWORD here is YET!" she growled.
It had been a long time since she had been this angry.
But something was different now.
She felt a horrible, twisting sensation twisting at her insides.
Her face heated.
Her eye began to burn.
Her throat tightened.
Her legs gave way, she took one shuddering breath and-
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
-started to cry.
Sora and Hinode (and now Takaomi and Suo) gaped in disbelief as big fat tears poured down Akane's cheeks.
"I-I-I FUH-FINALLY ESCUH-ESCUH-ESCUH-ESCAPE THAT DAMNED WUH-WUH-WORLD!" she bawled, "AN'-AN'-AN'YOU DRAG ME BUH-BUH-BUH-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
They couldn't believe what they were seeing as they watched the former gang leader breakdown.
"She…is crying." Takaomi mumbled, looking down at Suo, "Hey…have you ever seen'er cry?"
"…no." Suo said, voice sounding tight and awkward.
Hinode and Sora's eyes were wide with shock as they beheld this spectacle.
"Crying." Hinode muttered.
"She really is crying." Sora nodded.
(It's taking a while for the thought to reach their cerebellums)
That was when it hit them (FINALLY!)
"SHE'S CRYING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND IT'S ALL OUR FAAAAULT!" They thought in horror.
Akane slumped forward, still sobbing.
Duo stared as another man with fiery red hair began climbing down carefully from Shenlon and walked carefully over to the now weeping girl.
"C'mon Monkey." The man said awkwardly, patting her shaking shoulder, "It'll be okay. We won't let anything happen to you. Promise!"
The teens face flew up, very red and tearstained, but very, VERY pissed.
"SHUT UP!" She shrieked, "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER CRIED SO JUST SHUT YER TRAP!"
She then considered what he just said, lurched forward (still crying a bit, I might add) and bit down on his wrist.
"AN' DOH' CAH' FEE' FUNFEE!" She screamed in a very muffled voice through the mouthful of flesh and blood.
(Translation: And don't call me Monkey!)
"YEEEOW!"he screeched, punching the top of her skull.
She released her vampire-like hold on his wrist and kicked him ferociously in the nads.
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN, YOU UNBUHLIEVABLE ASS!" she roared, "THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO"
He fell to the floor, gasping for air.
Duo was now more than a little nervous.
"Okay. Now WHY did I leave my H&K in my nightstand again?" he asked himself.
He prepared himself for the worst.
But Akane slumped to her knees again.
"God…why couldn't you morons just let things be?" she muttered, lying down on her side, looking unbelievably drained and sulky, "I was so freakin' happy, goddamn it...but nooooo. You just HAD to go back."
"Huh?" the Sora said, looking puzzled.
"Whaddre you-" theHinode girl started.
"Isn't obvious?" the Akane snapped, pulling out a pair of headphones from the pocket of her PJ's (yeah, they're all in their pajamas), "I'm goin' ta bed. I'll remind you that until you 'tards woke me up, I was sleepin' quite well, thank you very little."
She then popped in the earphones, closed her eyes and very quickly went to sleep.
Duo decided to test his luck and tiptoed over to her.
"Hey…y'know, its not exactly safe ta sleep here." He smirked.
The girl remained asleep.
Duo could hear the throbbing beat of what ever had carried this hair-trigger-tempered girl off to dreamland and became curious.
He carefully extracted one earphone and held it to his ear.
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
He suppressed a laugh.
"Doesn't surprise me a bit." He chuckled, replacing the headphone.
"Maxwell."
He glanced up.
"Hey Hero-boy." He grinned, "Hey Woofer."
The two let out tired sighs.
"What's all the commotion about?" Chang Wufei asked coolly, dismissing the nickname.
"Are we under attack?" Heero Yuy inquired.
"Naw." Duo smiled, "But some seriously weird shit is goin' down! People are falling outta the sky!"
He gestured around the hanger.
Sora and Hinode waved at the new arrivals furiously from their current position, huge grins on their faces.
"HI!" The said cheerfully.
Suo, managed to get to his feet and leaned against Heavy Arms,
"Yo." He grunted, holding his gut.
Takaomi still was in too much agony to stand but gave a wave of acknowledgement.
"'sup?" he rasped painfully from his spot on the ground.
"She's the one who caused most of th' noise." Duo smirked, "Man, she's feisty."
"I see." Another voice said calmly.
"Feisty in what way?" another asked, a bit more innocently than the first.
"Hey Cat! Hey Poker-face!" Duo grinned.
Quatre Raberba Winner and Trowa Barton had entered the hanger.
"Believe me." Suo said with a smirk, "You'll see how…feisty…she really is once she's had a good night's sleep."
Duo felt a slight twinge of fear shot through him.
"Umm…could somebody get us down please?" Hinode and Sora called.
Quatre,finally seeing them,gasped and cried out-
"Oh my goodness! How in the world did you get up there?"
He quickly enter the cockpit of Sand Rock and raised it's right hand, allowing them to climb off.
"Long story short, we got sucked into our T.V." Sora grinned.
"And here we are!" Hinode smiled as Quatre hopped out of the cockpit again.
"WHICH IS JUST FINE WITH US!" they squealed, glomping the blonde haired Gundam pilot, "HEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU'RE SUCHA CUTIE!"
Quatre turned bright red.
Duo snickered.
Heero and Wufei frowned.
Trowa remained expressionless.
"Sucked into the television?" Wufei asked slowly.
"What exactly is going on here?" Heero growled.
"I believe we have some explaining to do." Suo sighed.
(A/N: What'll happen when Akane awakens? The arrival of Relena? A visitation by Milliardo? An attack by OZ? Find out next chapter. R&R!)
