(A/N: Woot! Shinigami Goumon here! Such positive responses! And now, ON WITH THE FICCY!)


"So that's what happened!" Suo finished.

"So we're…fictional in your world?" Wufei asked slowly.

"That's right!" Sora grinned, "Not that THAT matters any!"

"Uh huh!" Hinode smiled, "You're all UBER HOTTIES!"

Quatre blushed again (they have yet to release him)

"Be that as it may-" Heero murmured, "How do you intend to return?"

"We'll do so the way we came." Takaomi smirked, "But we'll hafta wait awhile."

"Why is that?" Trowa asked.

"Because remember? In our world, you're just a show." Suo said smartly, "Which means it runs in an allotted time frame."

"I get it." Trowa murmured, "You've run out of time."

"Exactly!" Sora cried, glomping him now.

"And we're stuck here for a WHOOOOOOOOLE DAY!" Hinode squealed.

"Funny." Duo smirked, icing down his schnozz, "You don't seem too bummed."

"And why would we be?" they asked, glomming on to him now, "Surrounded by some of the anime worlds bishiest bishies? What could be better?"

"Hmm…world peace? Ice cream? Cute girls in bikinis?" Duo ticked off.

Wufei and Heero could not hide their disgust.

Takaomi and Suo snickered.

Sora and Hinode just laughed.


Hinode and Sora now looked at Duo's nose worriedly, eyeing the black rings that had formed around his eyes.

"Awww…you look like Tanuki-chan." Sora cooed worriedly.

"Does it hurt real bad?" Hinode asked fretfully.

"Naw." Duo grinned, "It'll be better by morning. But one question- Who's Tanuki-chan?"

The pair of fourteen year olds looked at each other and grinned.

"GAARA-CHAMA!" They declared.

"Who?" the G-Boys asked as one.

"Here we go." Suo and Takaomi thought with amusement as the pair launched into an excited rant about their adventures in the Naruto-verse.

"Not to interrupt." Wufei drawled boredly after about ten minutes, "But…would you mind introducing yourselves?"

"Yes." Trowa nodded placidly, "It is in common courtesy after all."

"Oops!" Sora said sheepishly.

"We forgot again." Hinode grinned.

"I'm Aoki Sora!" said the purple-haired, brown-eyed teen cheerfully.

"I'm Sakai Hinode!" the teal-haired, violet-eyed fourteen year old whooped.

"Th' name's Saiko Takaomi." The crimson-haired, golden eyed twenty-two year old smirked.

"Miyazaki Suo." They chestnut-haired, forest green eyed twenty-six year old smiled, pushing up his glasses.

"And the firecracker snoozing on the floor is Monkey-I mean Kakyoin Akane." Takaomi said with mischievous smile, jerking his thumb twords the sleeping, midnight blue-haired, lialac mass in purple PJ's (how can you be threatening in purplePJ's?)on the concrete floor.

"We know they don't act, or look it-!" the otaku pair giggled, "-but these two are Akane's half brothers!"


Duo's face contorted into a comical expression of shock.

"You poor guys." He said sympathetically.

"Whaddre you talkin' about?" Suo asked.

"She's fantastic!" Takaomi grinned, "I'm so proud a her!"

"She can even take the 'C' word!" Suo said pridefully.

"…my…my word…" Quatre stammered, looking a little disturbed.

"I KNOW!" Takaomi said.

"She's PERFECT!" Suo grinned.

Heero's unshakable demeanor faltered at that last remark.

"Another set a hands for when we go ta taverns and get inta bar fights!" Takaomi sighed, "It's great!"

"She's just one of the guys!" Suo grinned, "Like a brother with boobs!"

"Okay. That's enough." Wufei said, blushing faintly from disgust.


-The Next Morning…-

-KRASH-

-BANG-

-KLANG-

-WUNG-

-CHNG-

-FWUNG-

"Abuh?" Wufei slurred sleepily, shooting out of bed.

"Whuh th' hell?" Duo mumbled, stumbling out of bed, almost faceplanting after becoming ensnared in his bedsheets.

"Are we under attack?" Heero yelled woozily, hitting his head on the bed frame.

"Sisters! Run-AHH!" Quatre cried as he fell out of bed.

Trowa sat up in bed, propped up on his arms for support, blinking slowly.

Duo and Wufei were the only two who managed to get out of bed uninjured (...or awake; Trowa fell back asleep)

The spectacle that met their eyes in the hanger really woke them up.


A blurred mass of fists, feet, legs, fingers curved into claws, teeth gnashing, was making its way around the concrete floor, slamming into the Gundam's, walls and weapons lockers met their eyes.

Enraged screams, curses, profanities and insults erupted from the anarchic, fighting mass.

With a sudden shove, the mass broke apart.

It was Akane, Suo and Takaomi fighting again.

All three shot at one another again and began tearing at each other with insults.

"BITE ME, CRACKWHORE MONTHLY COVERGIRL!" (Suo)

"YOU'D LIKE THAT YOU BUTT FUCKING SUNNUVABITCH!" (Aka)

"YER MUTHA!" (Taka)

"WE HAVE THE SAME MUTHA DIPSHIT!" (Aka)

"YOUR FATHER THEN!" (Suo)

"SO? I DON'T KNOW HIM!" (Aka)


The three broke apart again.

Akane shot at Takaomi as he threw a punch.

She kicked straight up, locked her leg around his arm then kicked him in the jaw .

Suo caught her around the middle a performed a German Suplex.

No thinking was necessary.

Duo reached over and pulled the fire alarm.

The sprinkler system turned on and rained down on the brawling siblings.


"GAH!" Takaomi cried, looking thoriughly irked.

"WHAT TH' HELL?" Akane bellowed, looking ten kinds of pissed.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?" Suo shouted, looking very bewildered as to why the fight stopped.

Wufei deactivated the alarm.

Heero, Quatre and Trowa, finally out of bed, stumbled over to the scene.

"What seems to be the problem?" Wufei asked coolly.

Akane glared at the Chinese teen.

"I don't hafta tell YOU nuthin', freak." She snarled, switching a sopping wet lock out off her eyes.

"Man! He wasn't kidding!" Duo laughed internally, "Whadda hothead!"


"We sa-haaaaw…" Sora yawned, appearing, Hinode on her heels, in the doorway, "…wha' 'appened."

"Akane woke up." Hinode said, sleepily rubbing her eyes, "Taka called her Monkey."

"She called him ass." Sora mumbled tiredly, "So he called her Thunder Thighs."

"Oh dear." Quatre murmured.

"Suo tried to break it up." Hinode muttered jadedly, "But they called'm an interferin' pussy."


"Then all hell broke loose I take it." another voice said calmly.

"Relena." Heero nodded, acknowledging the Vice Foreign Minister as she entered the hanger.

"It's good to see you all looking well." Relena Peacecraft smiled warmly, taking in the sight of the enraged, midnight blue-haired,lilac eyed teen, looking very much like a water logged cat.

"And who is this?" she asked in friendly manner.

"None a yer BEESWAX, BITCH!" Akane snapped, glaring viciously at the girl.

Heero walked over to Akane and gripped her shoulder in a vice like hold.

"Apologize." He growled.

"Hmm…" Akane said, an air of sarcastic thoughtfulness in her voice, "Lemme give it to ya straight: The odds of me apologizin'…are about the same as you-"

She pointed to Heero with her free arm.

"-and you-"

She pointed to Trowa.

"-doin' th' nasty right here, right now, in front a everyone."

Heero quickly lurched away from her as she gave him a truly poisonous smile.

"Howdya like THEM odds?" Akane asked, getting to her feet.


She began sauntering towards the exit.

"Where are you going?" Wufei demanded to know.

Akane threw a venomous glare over her shoulder.

"Wheredya think?" she snarled, "OUT!"

"In your PJ's?" Duo chuckled.

"Yeah, numbnuts." Akane growled, "In my PJ's. now if you don't want me to rip out yer eyes and shove'm down yer pants so you can WATCH as I beat th' shit outta you…I suggest you SHUDDUP!"


(A/N: Whaddle happen next? R&R to find out!)