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Recap:

The Rookie Nine and their sensei's had received a mission to go to a camp for an amount of time. Along the way they meet up with the sand siblings along with a girl named Mitoshi, the camp founder's daughter. When they arrive at the camp they meet Hibana, the camp designer's daughter and friend of Mitoshi. But to the sand siblings and rookie nine's greatest unfortune it turns out that the camp they have arrived to was a camp of torture- er I mean...fun sponsored by Tsunade herself: BOOTCAMP!

Through the week or torture- I mean fun, relationships began to blossom between guys and gals alike. And by the end of the week, new people arrived from Konoha that has begun a war with a village called Kuro where a new Akatsuki has been formed by Uchiha Itachi himself.

A mysterious woman appears one night after the attack, and her conversations were caught by Mitoshi and Gaara. After Tsunade's meddling, Mitoshi is left feeling jealous while Gaara is left confused. Meanwhile, Sasuke and Sakura aren't doing so well. Now, Gaara is hitting on Sakura while Sasuke and Mitoshi are left trying to get revenge.

Chap. 11

Who's that?

Mitoshi was very pissed off seeing Gaara walk Sakura to her cabin, which happens to be her cabin. It's like your best friend going out with your crush, your James Bond! Go figure how much Mitoshi wanted to murder Sakura.

As she watched Sakura flirting with Gaara, her anger was building up inside of her, when she suddenly realized it: she was jealous. What the hell am I angry for? She thought, then she looked up at Gaara and Sakura, having a cutesy conversation, and the anger came back. "I'm going for a walk." With that, Mitoshi walked off angrily.

-

"Neji-kun, let's go already!" Tenten whined. Neji frowned at her. Ever since they started their relationship, Tenten has been flirting by, cutesy attack, short shorts (no minis, hell would freeze before Tenten would be caught in a mini), low cut jeans and navel-bearing cloth. Yes, generally, Tenten's been girly-fied and by Hyuuga Neji himself. The world is full of mysteries.

"Um, Tenten aren't you overdoing it a bit? What with the bikinis and all. We're going to go training at the beach, not taking a vacation at the beach." Neji sweat dropped as he looked at Tenten from head to toe. He will admit, as his team mate, Neji did not pay much attention to Tenten except for her fighting skills, but now that he is looking at her, she has nice curves!

"Neji, bring a tampon with you."

"WHAT! What do you nee—oh! OH! I get it! Tenten! If you are...you know...then you shouldn't go training! It's not good for you! You'll get super cramps!" Neji's face turned red at the mentioning of Tenten getting her time-of-the-month.

"Um, no...The tampon is for your nose bleed. What are you looking at any ways?"

That's when our Hyuuga genius realized that his perverted thoughts may lead to unstoppable bleeding.

-

Mitoshi walked down the beach. "It was unfair!" She thought in a rage. "WHERE did Sakura come from, taking away Gaara! How dare she?"

Mitoshi felt worse than that time when she got the chickenpox. She was 3 that time, and did not know that chickenpox was NOT edible, even though it is named "Chickenpox." She still blamed her mom for not telling her.

Mitoshi sighed, speaking her thoughts out to herself as she walked, "Why do I even care! Mitoshi, snap out of it!"

-

Neji walked behind Tenten, enjoying the view. Err, not the seaside view, the view in front of him, of course. Apparently, the only one who changed due to this relationship was not only Tenten. This thing was turning Neji into the next Kakashi. "And before I know it, I'll be reading some porno book while fighting with some one!" The Hyuuga thought.

"UWAHHH! NOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE MY FATE! I WILL CHANGE IT!" Neji yelled, almost tearing out his hair, and almost scared Tenten to whip out her gigantic kunais and beating the crap out of him, which she will, eventually. But now, Tenten might want to stop sweat dropping and catch the running Hyuuga from...well...running toward the other side of the beach, which she didn't.

-

"I totally freaked back there. Tenten'll have my ass." Neji thought, as he walked around the beach with no aim…err, correction: Aim means hide from Tenten so she will not murder him for running away on her.

As Neji walked around, he heard a female voice. He walked toward that voice. "Maybe it's Tenten, wanting to say sorry to me!" Wishful thinking… it did not turn out to be Tenten though. It was actually Mitoshi, cursing her brain out on… Gaara!

Neji ran behind a palm tree and listened to Mitoshi. But soon, some strange things came out of her mouth.

"I'm not even here for this! I have a job, dammit! Kimura Mitoshi, YOU HAVE A JOB! NOT here for fun and games at camp!"

Neji got confused. "Job? What job? Maybe she's checking the boot camp for her dad?" He thought he decided to find out for himself.

"Miru-chan." Neji quietly called out, but was responded by a flying kunai. If he was not a skilled shinobi he would have been dead by now.

"Neji-kun! Um, did you hear…?" Mitoshi asked nervously. Neji was surprised but did not show it.

"She didn't even tell me to call her Mitoshi! This is serious." Neji thought. "Hear what? I just came by." He said, playing along with it, thinking he could get some more information.

Mitoshi sighed with relief. Thinking about Gaara was nothing to be proud of.

-

Sasuke was as angry as a cat. His significant other ran off with some mascara-wearing, sand-bearing, people-killing-demon-having gothic maniac. He lost to a mascara-wearing, sand-bearing, people-killing-demon-having gothic maniac. Can life get ANY worse!

Apparently, it can. Mitoshi came up with the craziest idea to get revenge ever. "Why don't we pretend to be a couple and then jealous them out? I mean, I don't like-like Gaara-kun in that way, but I'm doing this for you and Sakura."

"Che, she's falling for Gaara." Sasuke thought.

The worst thing is the murmurs by Natsuko, Saeki, Natasha, Ayame, Kaori, Keisuke, and mostly, Temari and Hibana. If they ask one more thing about the whole Sakura-Gaara thing, Sasuke swears he will treat them as they were all Itachi's grandchildren. ("Fried or raw?")

But Lee, Kiba, Kankurou, and mostly Shino said nothing. Lee, Kiba and Kankurou were sorry for Sasuke, while Shino does not talk at all. Except for when he is next to Kaori, but still the two would just sit down and look at bugs.

Now, sitting in the cafeteria with everyone buzzing around him with Sakura questions made him want to beat the crap out of Gaara. Speaking of Gaara and Sakura…

"Gaara-kun, you should eat some of this! It's really good!"

"Thank you, Sakura-chan."

The pink haired one giggled ."No problem at all!" Then she looked at Sasuke and gave him the 'jealous-much?' Look. Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Oh very mature, Sakura. Using the Kazekage like that. Very mature indeed."

-

"DAMN YOU TWO!" A certain some Akatsuki red head screamed, as he threw a few kunais at a pair of twins…err; a few thousand kunais would be better…

"Raidon-teme, what did we do?" Soru and Suro sang together, as they dodged the kunais.

In the next room, an individual in his late 20s was trying to concentrate on his book, he really was mind you. But the noise made by Raidon and the twins were so distracting, his mind was about to go kaboom. It really was. So what do all 29-years-old geniuses do when their heads are going to explode? They go out for a garden walk.

"Yukiko-chan, do you want to go for a garden walk?" The white haired person turned to a shy-looking girl with long red hair tied at the end.

"Um, sure, Kazou-san." Yukiko answered. As she stood up and got dust bunnies off her white sun dress, two teenagers jumped up from their seats. One of them is wearing a black jacket and black pants, while the other was wearing an army uniform. Both were about 5"5, and both were very determined to go on a garden walk with a certain some shy girl.

"Toru-baka, she hates you!" The one in the army uniform said to the other one.

"Urusae, Shoda-teme!"

"The hell!"

"I can totally beat the shit out of you!"

"Hah! What was that, Toru-baka? Say that to my face!"

Toru closed the space between him and Shoda, until the two guys were face to face. Toru had to lift his head a little bit to meet Shoda's eyes, but he hissed out, "I. Can. Totally. Beat. The. Shit. Out. Of. You."

Then Shoda lost it. He whipped out a kunai and threw it at Toru. Toru dodged it, and send a kunai back at Shoda. Kazou and Yukiko can't help but duck behind a table and sweat drop.

Then, just as the fights were going on, a scream came from down stairs, "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU BITCHES!" Then, just like the pause button was hit, everything froze. As the ground trembled, the wall between Raidon and Shoda fell, and Itachi stood in the middle, with a murderous look on his face.

"Um….what's up, boss?" Raidon suggested, but fainted as Itachi shot him "the look."

"IT WAS RAIDON-TEME! WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Soru and Suro cried out loud as they pointed their fingers to the fainted Raidon, who now has white foam running out of his mouth.

"Itachi-sama! Where…we didn't mean to disturb your peacefulness! You have to believe us!" Both Shoda and Toru got to their knees and pleaded, while Yukiko and Kazou got up from under the table.

"I-Itachi-sama, g-good morning." Yukiko stammered, while Kazou said nothing and just looked down on the floor.

"You know how loud you guys are? WHY are you so loud? WHAT is the problem here? Huh? WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE? ONCE, DAMN IT, ONCE!" Itachi exploded, and everyone hide behind Kazou.

"Itachi-sama, there's a perfectly reasonable reason why we're being so loud." Kazou calmly explained. Been the oldest—not to mention wisest—Kazou can always calm down an exploding Itachi.

"Yeah? WELL WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN!"

"…Want some sake?"

"Your treat, let's go." And with that, the two walked off like nothing had happened, while everyone else was sweat dropping.

Through the open window, a girl with purple demonic wings flew in. Her long, purple hair was messy from the wind. She looked at the scene: broken vases, kunais stuck to walls, shurikens all over the floor, and mostly, the all mighty New Akatsuki group looking at the door dumbfounded.

"What's up everyone?" She asked bubbly, straightening out her light purple hip hugging dress and took off her flying goggles.

"IT WAS RAIDON-TEME'S FAULT, AISUKO-CHAN! WAAAAHHHHHH!" And the twins broke out crying.

-

The gang of teachers sat in the cabin with a woman in green. Tsunade stood up, "I'm going to tell the kids."

Jiraiya's eyes widened, "But Tsunade, then—"

Shizune broke off, "Tsunade-sama is right, we can't keep this from the students forever. We should tell them today."

Kakashi stopped reading and looked up at Shizune, with a look that said are-you-crazy-woman, "Shizune!"

"I vote for tell the students, don't you, Asuma?" Kurenai came in, and gave Asuma a stare.

"Err, yeah. Tell the students, sweetie."

"Then it's settled! Your youthfulness shall be reveled tonight!" Gai screamed at the woman.

'Sure thing then!"

-

During dinner, Sasuke sat next to Mitoshi, while Gaara and Sakura sat across from them. Sasuke was totally staring out Gaara, while Mitoshi was giving Sakura the death glare with Sakura flirting with Gaara.

"It's so sad." Hibana said, from the other end of the long table. Kiba was busy feeding Akamaru and Haru again, while Kankarou was trying his best to convince everyone around him that puppets are living human beings. Poor Saeki, Keisuke, and Kiba.

"Tell me about it! I can't watch it anymore! You have everything planned out?" Temari asked.

"Sure thing. When I whistle, everything will start." Hibana said with a smile.

"Then count down start. Five..Kankaroustoptalkingfour…three…two…" Temari didn't get to one though, because here Tsunade stood up from her chair with a megaphone in one hand.

"ALL OF YA KIDS! CAN I HAVE YOU ATTENTION PLEASE!" From previous experiences, the camp knew not to ignore Tsunade.

"Thank you," Tsunade said, and dropped the megaphone now that she has everyone's attention, "I have an announcement to make. As you all remember, the New Akatsuki attacked not long before. You also remember Itachi's right hand lady. Yeah, she's not working for him." As she stopped for a minute, the camp had an uproar.

"What do you mean 'she's not working for him!'"

"What the.."

"Are you joking?"

"No way in hell!"

"RAMEN!" Everyone stopped at Naruto's randomness.

"Ahem, right," Tsunade decided to thank Naruto later with a few hundred push-ups, "anyways, please welcome Moriko!" Tsunade yelled, as Itachi's right hand lady came walking in. The whole room hushed, err, not that it was very lively before, but you get the idea.

"Hi." Moriko waved a hand at the students.

"Yes, everyone, this is Moriko. Now, Gaara and Mitoshi knew about this, but since letting the whole camp know might put Moriko's secret identity in danger, I had to erase Mitoshi's memory and replace it with a fake one. But now….." Tsunade walked in front of a very confused Mitoshi, did some hand seals, and yelled, "KINEN NO JUTSU!"

The next thing Mitoshi remembered before her old memories came back was a flash of light, and Gaara threatening Tsunade, "What kind of sick memory did you replace the real one with?" Then everything was back to normal. But to Gaara's greatest regret, Mitoshi did not lose her memory for the last few days that he and Sakura were together.

"Let's just say that it had you, her, and Sakura walking around in her night gown." And that's where Gaara drew the line.

The next morning, everyone was woken up not by the calls of a Siren. Instead, it was rock music. Electric guitars, drums, you name it. And when Natsuko opened the door so she could throw her shoe at whoever is making all the noise six in the morning, she saw Moriko and Gai, putting their souls into their music.

That did not stop Natusko from throwing the shoe, or Natasha from throwing her "trusty smart assed" demon.

Of course, Sakura forgave Sasuke after she found out that he started to use the brand of shampoo that she was in love with, and Gaara can still be seen telling Mitoshi that he did not like-like Sakura.

Life moves on.

end of Chapter 11

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