(A/M: WOO! The first one was popular! The scond one is even MORE POPULAR-ER! Woo-hoo! Alright! Now onto the next chappie!)


Unlike the Naru-tachi before them, the G-Boys never made it to their rooms.

No, they spent the night in the hall.

Duo Maxwell was the first to awaken after the madness of the night before.

The braided boy blinked blearily through blue-violet eyes.

"Where'm…oh yeah…" he thought sleepily, "Thaaaaaaat's right."

Duo propped himself up on his elbow and surveyed the scene around him.

Hinode was almost totally hidden from view by an overturned plant and a bullet riddled column (we'll get to that in a moment)

Quatre was currently curled up like a kitten beneath an overturned desk, sleeping soundly.

Sora was partially concealed by a flowering plant that had been knocked over.

Suo was slumped across a chair (one leg missing)snoring loudly.

Trowa was draped over an overturned column (don't worry. it's the type that isn't a part of the actual structure), his head propped on his arm, dozing.

Kazuowas on top of chest of drawers, his long arms and legs dangling over the edges.

Wufei leaned against the wall, head lolling off to one side, drooling slightly; sleeping profoundly.

Takaomi was leaning against a pile of dirt next to Sora.

Heero was on his side, knees in his chest, thumb in his mouth in the middle of the chaos.

"Huh…I never figured that Heero would be one ta suck his thumb." Duo snickered to himself, reminiscing on the night before.


It had been absolute chaos.

The G-Boys, along with their hosts, had trekked to Akane's room.

The door was plastered with signs that read as follows:

DO NOT ENTER- AKANE'S ROOM: LEAVE ME ALONE. I DON'T CARE. SHUT UP & GO AWAY.

INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON, SECURITY BY WINCHESTER, FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS BY REMMINGTON & COLT

YOU ARE NOW IN RANGE

SCREW THE DOG! BEWARE OF OWNER!

I'VE GOT PMS, A LOADED GUN, FIFTY ACRES & SHOVEL: FUCK WITH ME! I DARE YA!

A PROUD MEMBER OF THE NRA

TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT! SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!

ONLY WUSSIES CARRY TASERS (piccy of a woman beating a man over the head with a bat)

P.M.S.- PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT

Mannen was the one to raise his hand and knock on the door.

Although it didn't really get that far.

Actually, Mannen's knuckles didn't even have the opportunity to connect with the wood before it was flung open from within.


The group then found themselves staring down the barrel of a 100/44 Nambu sub-mach.

Akane grinned insanely and tossed several ten inch tube-like objects into the hall, firing at each one.

-BA-KROOM-

-BA-KROOM-

-BA-KROOM-

-BA-KROOM-

"BOMBS?" Sora cried, diving beneath a chest of drawers.

"WHERE THE HELL DID SHE-?" Hinode shrieked, scuttling behind an overturned table.

"JUST THE RIGHT HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS MIXED IN THE PROPER PROPRTIONS!" Akane cackled, now firing at anything that moved.


Quatre dove behind a marble pillar, covering his head with his arms.

Trowa darted there with him, pressing his back against the thick marble.

Heero returned fire, dodging bullets as he took aim.

Duo did the Please-Don't-Kill-Me!-Dance as he continued to only evade the white-hot flying projectiles by millimeters.

Mannen had been blown out a window by the first blast and was no where to be seen.

Takaomi and Suo lay on the floor, alive but smoldering.

Kazuo did the only logical thing to do.

He hurled the nearest heavy object (a Ming vase; poor Suo) at his siblings head, effectively knocking her out, and slammed the door shut as she fell to the floor in her room.


"She's worse than Heero." Duo thought, shaking his head as a maid dashed past him and into the trigger happy teen's room.

The female servant could be perceived begging, "Kakyoin-sama! Kakyoin-sama! You must wake up! It's seven ten! You are late for school!"

"Whuh-oh SHIT!" Akane could be heard to shriek.

Loud thumps and bangs as well as several very loud profanities emanated from the room.

The maid scurried out, looking harassed.

Akane stormed out, dressed in a school uniform, hopping into a loose sock as she went.

She dashed over to the sleeping forms of Hinode and Sora, two more uniforms in one hand, a hair brush in the other.

"WAKE UP DUMBSHITS!" she shrieked, kicking them both in the ribs.

"ACK!" Sora screeched.

"OWOO!" Hinode howled.

Akane threw the uniforms on them as she dashed down the hall, stomping on Wufei's ponytail again, Quatre's wrist, Trowa's bangs (they ARE kinda hard ta miss), the end of Duo's braid and Heero's foot.

Well…that's one version of a wake up call.

"GET DRESSED!" She bellowed, "WE'RE LATE!"

"WAAAAAH!" They shrieked, dashing into Akane's room, slamming the door behind them.


"We'll lend y-aaaawn-uniform." Kazuo yawned sleepily.

"Yeee-uh." Mannen nodded blearily, clamoring in through the window.

"Uniforms?...uhhh…why?" Duo asked smartly, "I thought we we're supposda be on vaca."

"Cause you'd get lost in the city without a guide." Suo said, getting to his feet, "Me and Taka have work and those two have school and as it currently stands, we're all late because of last night's fiasco."

"We'll arrange ever-aaaaaaawn-everythin' this af'ernooon." Kazuo yawned, stretching.

"Fer now, jus' tag along with'em." Mannen slurred sleepily, pulling leaves and twigs from his hair.

Heero nodded silently, as did Trowa.

Quatre smiled nervously and nodded as well.

Wufei was too busy massaging his scalp to care.

"Well this could be interesting." Duo grinned to himself, "If last night was any indicator."


Sora and Hinode chowed down hurriedly on bagels with cream cheese.

Mannen and Kazuo chatted with Quatre and Duo (they are the only ones willing to speak to them) while scarfing down Hot Pockets.

Trowa sat with his arms folded and his legs crossed, looking detached.

Wufei sat in Indian style and his hands on his thighs.

Heero stared idly out the window, appearing to take in the city outside.

Akane looked a caged tiger; like she would be pacing back and forth right now if there weren't so many feet in the way.

Duo and Quatre immediately pick up on her Let-Me-Outta-Here!-Vibe, and turned to her friends for answers.


"Is something the matter?" Quatre asked, "Is she prepping herself for an attack?"

"Oh nothing like that!" Sora laughed (after swallowing a mouthful of food)

"Then what's up?" Duo snickered, "Why so stressed?"

"It's cuz we missed the train." Hinode supplied with a smile.

"Is that all?" Quatre inquired, voice laced with surprise.

"It's because I don't like drawin' more attention t' myself th'n necessary." Akane snarled (...you've GOT to be kiddin')

She glanced out the window of Suo's private jet at the hundreds of gaping students below, letting loose a growl of frustration.

"RRRRRGH! He ALWAYS over does things that show-offy-'tard!"

"Aw, c'mon Monkey." Kazuo smirked, "It's not so bad."

"Every once in awhile 'sokay." Mannen nodded, "Don't let it bug you."

Akane shot them withering looks.

"Guys?" she said sardonically, "The next time you have a thought…let it go."


(A/N: Next time: The G-Boys Go Back To school! Periods 1-6 next chapter!Let the mayhem commence!As well as a rundown of the street gang naming & ratingsystem by none other than Sora & Hinode! R&R!